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The Armed Detective Agency
Kunikida met up at the agency for what he was hoping would be a productive day, he was surprisingly enough greeted by Dazai, who was sitting by his desk humming that suicide song of his. Dazai barely lifted his eyes from the floor when Kunikida entered the office, he just leaned back a bit more, before he stood streching as he did. “Hey Kunikida-kunnnn.” Dazai whined as he streeched enounciating the n. “What fun activity do you have planned today?” Dazai asked already making way for the exit, where Kunikida stood. “Well Dazai today we will be investigating the claimed sighting of soukoku.” Kunikida answered shocked at the faft that Dazai was actually curios about a case. “Well we better get going then.” Dazai stated grabing his coat as he exited through the door slightly pushing Kunikida as he left. “WHAT? NOW?” Kunikida yelled after him as they left the office and headed down the stairs. “But working hours haven’t even started?!” Kunikida questioned rushing to catch up with Dazai. “The Port Mafia doesn’t follow the concept of something as trivial as ‘working hours’” Dazai stated under his breath has he opened the door and walked out onto the streets of Yoklahoma.
The Port Mafia
“Why did you call us here sir?” Aady with fiery red hair tied up in a bun questioned, she was wearing a traditional kimono and faning herself with a fan. “I will let you know in a short bit, we just need to wait for the last people to arrive.” A man sitting by a desk was saying, he was toying around with a scalpel, he was scaringly precise in doing so. “Chuuya should be here now.” He said closing his eyes and letting out a short breath. Just as he went to breathe in the door slamed open, and in entered a young man, he was fairly short and his hair looked unkempt, he was exteemly disseveled. He looked around the room and nodded to the two other people present in the room. “I apologize for my lateness, I only just got back from the fight.” He said as he bowed down to bow for the man with the scalpel. “Not to fret Chuuya, you may stand.” The man said now fixing his posture and laying the scalpel to the side. “Would you mind telling us why we are here now? I have a group of girls waiting for me.” The lady in with the bun said, you could tell she was trying her hardest not to snap. “Saidly not everyone is here yet Kouyou, we are still waiting for one more person.” As he finishes his sentence the door bursts open once more, however this time the person kicking in the door isn’t calm instead they are met with anger. “I SWEAT TO FUCKING GOD OR WHOEVER IS UP THERE IN THE HEAVENS, IF THERE HAS HAPPENED ANYTHING TO MY WIFE I WILL COME FOR OUR FUCKING NECK!” The mysterious lady screams as she storms in, she doesn’t tirn to ackboledge the other to people in the room, as she storms up to the desk and grabs Mori by the collar. She moves to slam him into his desk, but is stopped by a hand on her arm. “I’m okay sweetie” Kouyou says gently into the ladys ear, which emmidiatly makes the lady untense and drop the man. “Then why the fuck did you summon me here?” She asks him putting a hand on her hip and raising an eyebrow.
On The Steerts Of Yoklahoma
“Do you even know where we’re going Dazai?!” Kunikida shouted at Dazai still yet to catch up with him. “Don’t worry Kunikida Kunnn, i Know where every victim of soukoku lives.” Dazai said cheerfully waving his hand dismisivly. “You coul kind of say that I’m a soukoku excpert” Dazai said smirking, as he turned mindlessly down another street. “Why are you an expert on soukoku!? They are not the type of people you should be an expert on!” Kunikida shouted after Dazai, ducking through the heards of people crowding the streets of Yoklahoma. Dazai laughs at this not bothering to make up a lie and instead just doesn’t answer. “Did you know Kunikida that if you-“ Dazai stops mid sentence and mid walking as he looks back at Kunikida. Before he is immediatly surronded by a group of men in, uniform pointing guns at him. “I really wasn’t expecting to see you here, Ango” Dazai’s happy go loucky smile dissapered and was replaced by a frown. “Now what lead you to detain me on the way to do a job?” Dazai asked seemingly no one, as there hadn’t stepped an Ango up to claim responsibility. Riggt then a man stepped out from the shadows holding out an important document. “On your last visit to the registration office you forgot to fill in this boks.” The man persumabily Ango said as he pointed to a section of the report. “Now usually we would let that slide, but uou are a speacial case” Ango narrowed his eyes as he said the last bit. “So we do need it filled out” he continued. “If you would just fill this out we will be out off your way” Ango’s eyes followed Dazai’s gaze to Kunikida before wispering. “I am lead to belive that is what you want.” Ango then hands the document to Dazai, which he happily fills out, he puts on a forced smile before answering. “Please just find me at home instead of following me around town.” Dazai whispered through his gritted teeth hefore walking through the armed men. “Come on Kunikida lets go investigate!” He happily exclaims, leacving behind one thouroughly confused Kunikida. “What the hell was that Dazai?! A group of armed officers just for you to sign one thing?!” Kunikida asked hurrying after Dazai, but continuing to look back every once in a while. “Ob that was nothing Kunikida-kunnn” Dazai said before turning down a dark alley.