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February edition
Sexual intercourse (verb) – sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of genitals into the genitals of a partner(s), typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen, especially for humanoid species.
Question 2 – How often do you have sex?
Lt Pavel Chekov, Chief Navigation officer – Operations division
'Whenever Jaylah permits it’
Lt Hikaru Sulu, Second office & Chief Pilot – Command division
"This is a bone of contention between me and Ben at the moment, so I better not say”
Lt Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer – Engineering division
"Every day, if you include kissing"
Dr Carol Marcus – Chief Tactical officer – Tactical & Security division
"I’m married to James Kirk, so take a guess"
Lt Commander Nyota Uhura, Chief of operations – Operations division
"I am married to a Vulcan so have no comment on the matter. But do I look dissatisfied to you?”
Dr Leonard McCoy – Chief Medical officer – Medical division
"Four times a night"
Captain James Kirk – Commanding officer - Command division
"What did Dr Marcus tell you?”
Lt Commander Spock – First Officer & Chief Science officer - Command & Science division
"I have no comment on the matter."