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Furina and Shadow Milk Cookie take the Hatsune Miku labubu back to their lair(cult cave…). Before they can summon Baby Saja furina grabs the rest of the supplies she gathered, as is necessary. Shadow Milk Cookie draws the summoning circle while Furina gathers the rest of the necessary materials. Shadow Milk Cookie draws a complex sigil out of chalk with detailed sketches including a leek, demonic fire, a doodle of Gui Ma and many other complex sketches.
Furina gathers whatever items are scattered around their lair. She hunts through the drawers in each and every room tirelessly. She finds so many different useful and useless things alike such as but not excluding, a Tisha keychain from the last summoning they tried to perform, a strange vial of purple liquid with the label “for Jynx Only XX” on it, a whole bag of leeks in the explosives drawer for whatever reason and last but definitely not least a tiny model of the Graph of Wikipedia. Furina ended up picking the bag of leeks, a blue Kandi cuff with a bunch of Baby Saja pins on it. She returned to where Shadow Milk Cookie is muttering under his breath and scribbling a huge summoning circle across the floor. Furina does her best to lay out the items and ignore Shadow Milk Cookie’s growing zestiness, she lays out each and every item(including the Hatsune Miku Labubu they stole from before. Furina and Shadow Milk Cookie step back to admire their work.
“Shall we summon him?” Furina queries.
”Yassss! I mean yessss!” Shadow Milk Cookie chirps in response.
The two of them chant quietly but it slowly becomes a loud drone. The chalk sigil glows a baby blue and bursts into infernal k-pop flames. A blue cloaked figure with a beanie and unmistakable blue. The Hatsune Miku Labubu rises higher into the air above the figure and the figure reaches up to gently grab the Labubu.
“My faithful followers, my herd of underlings- wait… you’re not my underlings. How did you even summon me?” The mysterious figure holds the Hatsune Miku Labubu tenderly like it’s some sort of special object.
“Uhm our names are-“ Furina try’s to speak but is directly cut off by the mysterious figure.
“Shush! That is a rhetorical question my follower. You’re clearly here to worship me as you gave me this most magnificent Hatsune Miku Labubu..! It’s simply exquisite. I am the wonderful and mighty Baby Saja but you may address me as Your Highness.” Baby Saja yaps and monologues on and on, but Furina and Shadow Milk Cookie listen with quiet reverence. They had finally succeeded in summoning someone! Now they just had to ask Baby Saja what they had wanted to ask all along.
“We actually have a question for you..” Furina quietly mutters.
”Tell us how to steal from Pop-Mart more efficiently!!” Shadow Milk Cookie interrupts.
“Ohhh! Asking questions of your mighty leader how intelligent! The best way to steal from Pop-Mart more efficiently is via scamming old ladies and making them buy it for you instead of spending your own money! I hope that is the advice you were looking for my devout followers. Now I must return to my realm of blue haired creatures, stay safe my devout followers!” And with that Baby Saja returns back through the sigil and all that is left is a Baby Saja themed Labubu in place of the Hatsune Miku Labubu.
“Well I guess we got what we want…” Furina mutters, somewhat disappointed.
”Yeah that’s true.. but hey at least we got the advice we wanted!!” Shadow Milk Cookie try’s to stay at least somewhat positive.
“Why don’t we go try to steal from Pop-Mart again?” Furina try’s to stay at least somewhat positive.
”Yeah that’s true sounds great!” Shadow Milk Cookie chirps in response.
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