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He told people. And the world didn't cave in on its self. So for now, he'd play his guitar and stare at the ceiling until he knew what to do with this information.
the groupchat seemed like an appropriate answer.
lettuce lickers and a ho 🙈😻👅
Ethan: hello beautiful ladies.
liv: hey Ethan!
Ethan: i am in dire need of assistance.
lil sis😺: what now ho
Ethan: (mo)
isa: i dont get it.
liv: ho... mo! Haha.
jane: ...
jane: What's up Ethan ?
Ethan Young was not a ladies man. The one girlfriend he had in highschool sat him down and told him that she was a lesbian. No hard feelings. They stayed friends, and when Isabella got a girlfriend, they quickly warmed up to eachother.
When he was 18, Ethan's little sister came out to him as bisexual. He held her whilst she cried, terrified that the only family member who loved her for who she was wouldn't love her for who she really was. When she started grinning and giggling at her phone more often, he asked to meet the lucky person.
He liked Olivia. She made Amber happy, and that's what mattered.
When he was catching up with Isa one day, she asked how Amber was. One thing lead to another.
So hence, the groupchat.
lettuce lickers and a ho🙈😻👅
Ethan: i have a crush...
lil sis😺: is it Luca Haas
Ethan: man fuck you
jane: im going to take that as a yes.
liv: he reminds me of an otter. good pick.
isa: i thought you were already together?
Ethan:😞
Ethan: was I really that obvious?
lil sis😺:100%
jane: your warmup ritual is to kiss his helmet,your goalpost, and then your stick.
liv: aw. me and amber do that!
lil sis😺: aw we do <3
lil sis😺: wait a minute. did you copy us ???
Ethan: um.
Ethan: i thought it was cute. sue me 🤷♀️
lil sis😺: i hate you.
Ethan: aw. love you too.
isa: audrey hobert reference detected 🤓
jane: aw. your such a nerd.
isa: ...
Ethan: guys can we get back on track 🙏
Ethan: he's straight.
lil sis😺: is he aware that he's straight?
jane: have you tried asking him if he's on Tumblr?
Ethan: wdym is he aware?
also he is on Tumblr?
isa: ding ding ding !
jane: oh you sweet summer child.
lil sis😺: bro do you really think straight people are on Tumblr ?
Ethan: well Luca is so...
liv: aw! your so oblivious.
isa: i feel like a gathering is desperately needed.
Ethan: you and me both.
lil sis😺: when's the wedding
Ethan: Jesus Christ.
isa: haha Ethan remember when we were straight
isa: and now im a lesbian and you're mega gay.
Ethan: circle of life 🤷♀️
liv: don't worry Ethan, we shall get your man and his fat hockey ass locked down.
Ethan: sighs.