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FreakBob's employment

Chapter 3: Why?

Summary:

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Notes:

What did I tell you...Don't trust him!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Morning shift 3rd day * Freakbob walked up to the door a note was taped in the glass. Closed store out of ingredients all employees must still come to work*

Freakbob: oops 😏🤭 whatever a free day is good anyway. He marched in proud to have a free day.

Freakbob: I can't wait to play clash of clans 😌

 

*Ding ding*

 

Freakbob: OMG twin what the fuc- ...

Freakbob: trollface?

Trolly: h-hi Markus…

Freakbob: TROLLY! *”Freakbob” sprinted toward him pulling him into a caring embrace.*

Freakbob: we've missed you so much… where have you been this whole time???

Trolly: "lets not talk about that right now let's just catch up."

*door opens*

Jax: whats up dipshi-

Jax: troll?

Trolly: "hey Jax."

Jax: where.. How? I saw you...

Trolly: "die? Yeah I don't know how I survived that either... But I'm here."

Trolly: "now let's get some grub I'm starving" he says as he grabs jax's shoulder with cold hands

 

Cold

 

cold hands

 

*Bob and Jax follow trolly in awe of his state*

Trolly:" ooo we could go for some subway! OH taco bell would do good too!"

Jax: uh. Yeah yeah let's get taco bell Freakbob mutters this can't be real...

Jax: what?

Freakbob: nothing..

*at taco bell*

Trolly: "yo can I get 4 crunch rap supremes annnnd 5 Baja blasts?" 

Trolly: "oh did you guys want something?"

Jax: n-no we're good... 

Freakbob: yeah we are good... 

Trolly: "oh ok! That's good thanks you"

Miku: zamn I mean- coming right up sir! 

 

*at one of the tables sat some familiar foes*

Sb: low key we should have went to Wendy's

Mole: stfu bro you're fat

Sb: ok fuck you too then

Mole: uh wait a sec-

Sb: oh what now? 

Mole: them in line isn't that..? 

Sb:oh geez that's definitely a target

Mole: probably in it's far stages... Poor guy

 

*back at the register*

Miku: ok here's your food have a nice day sir

Trolly: "you too"

Jax: you're really hungry aren't you? 

Trolly: "oh yeah that's because of the whole being dead thing"

Jax: oh yeah... 

Trolly: zamn y'all acting relly weird. Chillax and take a walk! 

*Freakbob and Jax look at each other and slowly walk out. Trolly lingers to glance at the two problems then walking on.  *

Sb: you think he saw us? 

Mole: dude... 

Sb: What? I'm serious

Mole: yeah that's the problem dumbass

Notes:

Yay I figured out how to format!!!
Also sb and mole are assassins and also turn in anomalies to the acof(anomaly catching and observation facility) they are best friends that are a lil strange at times but they make it work😁

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