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Gyaruu: ICHIKA
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Yaki: sorryyyyyy
Gyaruu: Your lucky im only revealing blackmail that isnt that bad
Yaki: NOOO I’M SORRY I’LL DO ANYTHINGGG
Joke: What happened.
Mike: Fuck.
Yuki: I didn’t cheat? What did Ichika do
Gyaruu: insulted you bbg
Oh and broke my fucking tv
Star: That’s OUR tv saki
Sea bass: I’m also pretty sure she called hona the f slur but idk if thats friendly fire
Yaki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Star: And Ichi. Pay for the tv before me and saki’s parents come back.
Yaki: GRCRTHNKGRNAKXESEXFYJLXREMKW
Sea bass: if you are wondering, yes we were playing mario party.
Gyaruu: SOoooo before ichi started the relationship…
She wrote ruikasa fic
Star: WHAT?!
Sea bass: isnt when people write or read ship fics they insert themselves into one of the characters
Mike: GUYS
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO CHANGE YOUR NAMES GO
Gyaruu: wait what
Yaki: I quite like my name
Shiho: Finally
Pancakelord: I AM NO LONGER A WIFE
Blue: Quite sad
Pancakelord: Anyways back to scrolling
Yaki: theres like 4 people that are going to change their names
Weezer2008: LETSGOOOOO
Flow: you are dating haruka
Star: are we forgetting the reason we are here.
Gyaruu: Yeah ichika said “I don’t have the money to replace the tv im sorry” even though she does have the money to buy ANOTHER miku figurine so im letting out blackmail info
I didint know she would break the tv though so im letting her off with that
Star: STILL. SHE WROTE FANFIC OF ME AND RUI. I’M STRAIGHT!
Yaki: last i heard being poly removes your straightness
Blue: Are we forgetting the incident
Star: BUT LIKE I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON RUI AND I NEVER HAD?
Toya don’t you mention the incident
Possible cyborg: That is so mean~
Star: It’s about time i tell you this.
[insert the chibi caine gif walking with cane here]
Between the time when the 2 androids play happened and minori and kohane started dating, I… made out with asahi
Possible Cyborg: are we forgetting something
Star: and did more with him…
Joke: What.
Flow: top or bottom
Joke: bruv
MMJHaruka: Ok so i now know how the vocaloids chat without phones
Uhhh bad time
Star: WHAT
Gyaruu: sooooo yeah ichika wrote ruikasa fic before she started dating tsukasa and the rest of the people
Star: Imma go to bed
Yaki: he is not going to bed he just doesnt wanna talk for a while then go to sleep
Flow: oh btw kaito or rin and len
Kaito: I'm trying to help one of the plushies. You're lucky we can use our brains to type and not actual phones.
Yaki: thats what haruka tried to say
Wait i gtg my gfs need me
Flow: Kaito i cant talk to vbs kaito rn whats his phone number
Kaito: I will send you his number.
Flow: ty
Shiho: goodnight