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“Thank you for coming in today, Mr. Nakai. We’re just going to have you answer a few questions for us, and then we can get you going on your way. Sound good?”
“Yeah…that’s- that’s okay.”
“I’m glad to hear that. First things first, could you state your name and occupation for the record?”
”Sure. My names Nakai Masaru. I’m unemployed…but I um…I- I’m on the wrestling team. Maybe.”
”Maybe?”
”I-I am.”
”Nice! You know, back when I was younger, I did a bit of wrestling.”
“…Really? I-“
”No. I was joking around.”
”Oh.”
”Do you have any allergies or phobia’s you’d like us to take note of Mr. Nakai?”
”No allergies…maybe actually to some detergents…? The ones here are fine. And I have a small phobia of public speaking. Maybe.”
”Maybe again…? Nevermind- I’ll just take note of what I get.”
”Uhm…I have a request?”
”If it’s to go home, I’m afraid I can’t comply.”
”N-No, I assumed I wouldn’t be able to anyway…I was wondering if I could maybe switch rooms?”
”Switch rooms?”
”Yes!…See, I do like Sugiyama, I promise! It’s j-just…Sugiyama talks a lot and is extremely extroverted...because of that, anytime I interact with him, I’m immediately pushed way out of my comfort zone…I-It’s not his fault I’m like that though. A-And if you do switch me, I would prefer it maybe to not be someone as awkward as me...”
”Noottteeeeddddd. We’ll have that request checked over, though I can’t guarantee anything because the one person we could switch you with…doesn’t fit your criteria. Now for your final question, do you think you’re a good person, or a bad person?”
”I- I like to think I’m a good person. I try my hardest to be one at least. And I don’t think I’m bad. Maybe.”
”Right, well, I hate to cut our little chat short, but this concludes our interview. Thanks for your cooperation Mr. Nakai, I will be ending the recording now.”
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