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Chapter 3: happy gay month to all (even you, @caffeineislife.)

Summary:

gay shit occurs
yes i realize i made this a day too late but i needed to find a video link mb mb
happy pride month to the gays, the dykes, the nonbinary hoes, the trans lovelies, the drags, the fags, and everyone in the closet or questioning, i love yall.
 

nyoom: Race
dignified twink: Davey
bad bitch: Katherine
gayass: Jack
sunshine: Crutchie
ginger ho: Finch
bertie the dinosaur: Albert
fetus: Les

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

June 17th, 2026, 12:58 pm

 

dignified twink: it’s pride month jack you know what that means

gayass: davey

gayass: davey what does that mean

gayass: do i like

gayass: make yaoi art

ginger ho: speaking of pride

ginger ho: albert has a lovely video he would like to share

bertie the dinosaur: i do?

ginger ho: yes.

bertie the dinosaur: you right you right

 

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bertie the dinosaur shared a video message

 

*on video*

Romeo, walking outside with the camera: Dude it’s seven in the fucking morning on June 1st and she doesn’t know how to fucking act.
*yelling to Race* IN THE RAIN, DUDE?

Race, shirtless in the middle of the street: SHUT YO BITCHASS UP, STRAIGHT. THIS IS A BI TIME TO SHINE

Romeo: Bitch, you’re scaring the neighbors, they’re Republicans!

Race: oh, FUCK REPUBLICANS! I HAVE THE POWER OF GAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

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bad bitch: oh my god

nyoom: not quite, but i have my moments.

sunshine: you actually did that?

dignified twink: better question, albert. how did you get that video? that was from Romeo’s house.

gayass: and race and him are roommates, so they have an excuse to be there

bad bitch: so, albert dasilva, what are you doing at romeo’s place so early

ginger ho: almost like you

ginger ho: spent the night.

nyoom: how about this for an answer?

 

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nyoom has sent a video message

VIDEO HERE

(race is filming, romeo is the first guy, albert is the one behind him)

 

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gayass: holy fucking shit

ginger ho: ayyyyyeeeeee let’s go albert for not being a bitchless loser for once

bertie the dinosaur: fuck you

ginger ho: nah, you’ve already got romeo to do it for you

nyoom: LMAOOOOO

bad bitch: wait isn’t romeo straight?

nyoom: ah, shit happens.

ginger ho: yeah, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

bertie the dinosaur: can we please talk about something else?

gayass: like what?

bad bitch: like the fact you and davey have been eye-fucking since you met

gayass: no we haven’t

dignified twink: yea no what

bad bitch: sure

bad bitch: this screenshot i have is fake then.

gayass: wait what screenshot

gayass: kath istg if you show that one from our private chat i will straight up kill you

bad bitch: not very straight by the looks of this

 

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bad bitch has sent a screenshot

(on screenshot of chat between katherine and jack)

April 10th, 2025, 9:17 pm

bad bitch: hey is it ok if i bring my friend on sunday?

gayass: what no dude

gayass: that’s bro time

bad bitch: *image of davey*

gayass:…..

gayass: yea he can come

 

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ginger ho: oh damn

nyoom: that’s nuts

bad bitch: and the whole time we were together on sunday they were flirting

 

dignified twink has left the chat

gayass has left the chat

 

nyoom: LMFAOOOOOOO

Notes:

yea this is ass i know

also shoutout to @ JUNOZ_BUGZ for the first comment

Notes:

lmk what you think

 

comments & kudos are greatly appreciated!