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Los Angeles Queens '19-'20 Season
October 15 8:15 PM
Allie
okay, I need your help convincing my man that we do not need to put the twins on the ice just yet
they have just turned 3!! wtf
I get that he wants them to be the next Shane Hollander but like dude three is way too early for this shit
Cristina
I mean we took Joey to the rink even before that
or do you mean he wants to sign them up for full on skating lessons?
Shay
lol Allie you are standing in the way of greatness
why are men like this
Allie
I'm fine with them learning skating early as long as it's fun for them and they're not only doing it because Zach wants them to do it
but just going back to the part where they're LITERALLY three years old
Cristina
we waited for Joey to actually start skating until he was like 5. i think
gosh I genuinely do not remember
which makes me feel ridiculously old
Emmie
what is ridiculous is you calling yourself old when you are 33!! jesus girl
Shay
speaking of jesus tho he did very much die when he was your age
so maybe you ARE old
Emmie
Shay, it's a good thing you guys insisted on moving to manhattan beach because if you were any closer i'd go over and boop your head
Shay
Ems babe literally everyone lives in manhattan beach, you guys are the ones who insisted on staying in fucking west hollywood
Esther
Emmie loves making Pierre drive 90 minutes to practice everyday
Emmie
boo Pierre is exactly where he wants to be
Shay
you're walking that man like a dog
Esther
as she should
Allie
people concentrate!!
Zach claims that he started skating when he was three
but I think he is full of shit
Anna
Jakub says he started when he was 9 lol i guess Europe is indeed built differently
Shay
Anna with the Slavic wisdom
Nate says he started when he was four
Emmie
i feel like we're missing the point though
Allie
which is??
Emmie
if Zach wants them to be the next Shane Hollander
then we gotta call the expert
the big guns
@Lily
help a girl out
why would I know when Hollander started skating?
do i look like wikipedia to you
Esther
auch. i feel like i understand now why Shane is so down to earth. you cannot have a big ego with a girlfriend like this lol
sorry, fiancee
Shay
gotta keep them humble
okay, i decided to be nice today
but because no one cares when hollander started skating
I will tell you when I started skating
which was at three
sorry Cristina
Cristina
honestly I am not even mad I am losing this fight because what do you mean you started skating at three?
Lily are you secretly some sort of Olympic champion??
I am a Russian living in Canada, of course I started skating early
and not an Olympic champion
just someone who can skate really well
😎
Emmie
honestly, Lily you should give Ted talks on confidence
i wish i was this confident
Cristina
rip girls if the literal supermodel in the chat is no longer confident, it is SO over for us
Shay
speak for yourself
Allie
come on Shay, respect your elders
Cristina
ALLISON
who is this Ted person?? and why am I giving him talks?
Shay
😂😂
October 16 10:22 AM
Allie
the twins are officially signed up for hockey tots classes
this is your fault Lily!!
are the little twins excited??
Allie
unfortunately very excited
have been talking about this nonstop
rip my sanity
😇
October 18 4:37 PM
wives and girlfriends of la kings
I have a question please
Shay
lol so formal
shoot babe
🔫
how do you remove nail polish? the one that has a lot of glitter in it
i have been scrubbing this with the remover thing but it is not coming off
Allie
have you... never removed nail polish?
Emmie
honestly, I haven't removed polish in like ten years, so i understand you babe
just don't use a filer
teenage Emmie has ruined a lot of really nice nails before my agent told me to get a nail tech lol
Esther
soak cotton pads in nail polish remover (one with acetone) than wrap them up in foil for like 10 mins. they should come off fairly easily afterwards
and next time start with at least two layers of base coat! makes your future life so much easier
thank you, i will try!!
Allie
can we go back to why you even have glitter nail polish on if you have never removed glitter nail polish? glitter nail polish is evil
Shay
new drinking game dropped, take a shot every time Allie says glitter nail polish
Emmie
no thank you I would rather keep my livers
Allie very simple explanation
I was babysitting someone's children
and they thought it would be very funny to paint my nails
and it was very fun
i just did not know about evil glitter
and I will have to go back to work tonight
Shay
girl, you're working after 5?? do not be a slave
Esther
but also is your workplace so strict about stuff like that?
I don't think a little glitter nail polish should be such a big issue?
Allie
lol one of my old bosses actually told me to paint my nails because it would make me more feminine
Shay
wtf
Allie
very good thing I am no longer working there, yes
but also lol Lily saying you were babysitting someone's children kind of makes me think you kidnapped a child or two
are they relatives or a friend's kids?
let's go with a friend
Allie
???
no no worry not
no kidnapping is happening
at least not today
Shay
😂
Cristina
i swear to god if this groupchat is the thing that makes me an accomplice to crime...