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masters of idiocy (minus Pixal, Zane and Nya)
Members:
FIYAAAH: Kai
tallglassofwater: Nya
Husband2Cake: Cole
LightningMcqueen: Jay
LOLyd: Lloyd
IceCreamMachine: Zane
Pixalated: P.I.X.A.L
Saturday 11.02am
tallglassofwater: kai is a swiftie
LightningMcqueen: wait wHAT?
FIYAAAH: NYA F*** YOU
tallglassofwater: i just scrubbed that white paint off my skin
tallglassofwater: HALF AN HOUR KAI HALF AN HOUR U B****
Husband2Cake: what a wholesome sibling interaction
LOLyd: damn kai i expected jay 2 be a swiftie tbh
LightningMcqueen: well im not 😒
FIYAAAH: SO WHAT IF I LIKE TAYLORS MUSIC WHATS UR ISSUE
Husband2Cake: fav songs go
FIYAAAH: oh ok then
tallglassofwater: a man truly DOES act diffrent when in love
LOLyd: u arent beating the allegations 😭
Husband2Cake: ugh
tallglassofwater: wanna kno kai’s songs?
FIYAAAH: NYA NO PLEASE
LOLyd: s p i l l
LightningMcqueen: YES
Husband2Cake: y e s
tallglassofwater: the first songs in kais playlist are
tallglassofwater: cruel summer, style, enchanted, shake it off
LightningMcqueen: SHAKE IT OFF 😭
LOLyd: kai be like:
LOLyd: it was enchanting to meet cole
FIYAAAH: LLODY STFU
Pixalated: We should make a playlist! (✿^‿^)
IceCreamMachine: Let me create a playlist.
LOLyd: YAYY
LightningMcqueen: yeahhh
FIYAAAH: i swear to the FSM if u bully me about my taste
FIYAAAH: i WILL get you back
Husband2Cake: YES PLAYLIST I WILL SHOW MY AMAZING TASTE
LightningMcqueen: ur gonna add so much emo s***
Husband2Cake: yes, and ur gonna add f***ing tiktok s***
tallglassofwater: guys we’re meant to be on patrol do this playlist s*** later
Pixalated: True. Let us get back to work! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
IceCreamMachine: Goodbye, all!
LOLyd, tallglassofwater, Pixalated, Husband2Cake, FIYAAAH and LightningMcqueen reacted with 👋
Saturday 2.09pm
LightningMcqueen: i changed the name
tallglassofwater: lmao we fight too many giant snakes accurate
tallglassofwater: but i wanna do smth
Husband2Cake: add music bruv
LOLyd: “bruv”
LOLyd: cole is secretly a lil british orphan
Husband2Cake: sybau
Pixalated: Please add your music! ☆*:..｡. .｡.:*☆
IceCreamMachine: Lunch is also ready. Add music to the playlist after lunch, please.
Husband2Cake reacted with 🍰
IceCreamMachine: We will have cake after dinner, Cole.
Husband2Cake: ugh fine
IceCreamMachine: Everybody come to the dining room!
Pixalated: It is Cole’s turn to set the table, and Kai’s turn to wash the dishes.
Husband2Cake: this is targeting
FIYAAAH: UGH
Saturday 4.39pm
LOLyd: my spotify is so f***ed i cant see who added what song
Husband2Cake: guess
LOLyd: jay added til john cena
LOLyd: holy peak 🥹
LightningMcqueen: tiki tiki tiki tiki
Husband2Cake: 😒
FIYAAAH: WHO WROTE THAT AS THE PLAYLIST DESCRIPTION
Pixalated: You can delete it, no? =_=
FIYAAAH: YES I CAN AND??
tallglassofwater: r e l a x
IceCreamMachine: I know who it was.
FIYAAAH: TELL ME
IceCreamMachine: No, I will not.
FIYAAAH: WHY
LOLyd: revenge, revenge
FIYAAAH: ughhh im sorry ok
Husband2Cake: lmao
Husband2Cake: who keeps deleting my msuic
tallglassofwater: revenge, revenge
Husband2Cake: u would just LOVE to make me apologise
Pixalated: You will not be having any cake for dessert. (✿^‿^)
Husband2Cake: UGH IM SORRY
IceCreamMachine: Those were not sincere apologies.
FIYAAAH: …fine, we really are sorry
Husband2Cake: it wont happen again
LightningMcqueen: lol
LOLyd: anyways kai added after that up to counting stars
LightningMcqueen: lmao even we could tell that
FIYAAAH: so WHO SAID KAI SET THE DUMPSTER ON FIRE
tallglassofwater: me lmao
FIYAAAH: f*** youuuuuuuu
Husband2Cake: i added after and up to bring me to life
Husband2Cake: ik u can tell my amazing music taste so i js said it
LOLyd: emo energy lmao
Husband2Cake: lloyd why do u hate me
IceCreamMachine: Lloyd hates you?
Pixalated: I believe that is a joke, Zane. ☆*:..｡. .｡.:*☆
IceCreamMachine: Oh.
LOLyd: but cole is a drama queen
Pixalated: I agree! (✿^‿^)
Husband2Cake: ughhhhh
LOLyd: nya is nexttt
LOLyd: she added up to the water is fine trust trust
tallglassofwater: bruh how do u guess everything
LOLyd: im literally the grandson of god idk
tallglassofwater: pix did YOU add the next songs
Pixalated: Yes.
Pixalated: Why? Was there an issue? (‘◉⌓◉’)
tallglassofwater: nono its actually so cute
IceCreamMachine: You have quite the niche taste, P.I.X.A.L. However, your songs are quite adorable. Nearly as cute as you!
LightningMcqueen: HOLY-
tallglassofwater: DAMN ZANE UR SMOOTH
Husband2Cake: a smooth criminal 😏
LightningMcqueen: annie are you ok?
Pixalated: (✿ ♡‿♡)
LOLyd: i hate romance
LOLyd: but this? this is adorable
FIYAAAH: zane that was nearly as good as me
LightningMcqueen: a f***ing rock could flirt better than kai
FIYAAAH: ERM EXCUSE ME? WJAT PROOF DO U HAVE ABT THAT?
LOLyd: cole could prove it!!
Husband2Cake: O_O
FIYAAAH: damn it lloyd
FIYAAAH: lloyd added the random a** main character stuff
FIYAAAH: AND kpdh s*** 😭
LOLyd: FIRSTLY i added up to end of beginning so its not JUST kpdh
LOLyd: SECONDLY YOU ADDED TAYLOR SWIFT U CANT BE TALKING
FIYAAAH: WHATS WRONG WITH TAYLOR SWIFT
LightningMcqueen: lmao
IceCreamMachine: K-Pop Demon Hunters is quite an appealing film. The music is exceptional, and the underlying themes are incredibly touching.
LOLyd: …who added rwdklheae
LightningMcqueen: OMG U FOUND THE FUNNY SWITCH SONG ZANE BAHAHAH
IceCreamMachine: Yes, I did.
Pixalated: Zane is a fan of Radiohead, if that is what you are referring to, Lloyd. ☆
LOLyd: why now this playlist makes me sad
IceCreamMachine: I can remove the music.
tallglassofwater: nono dont you DARE
LightningMcqueen: bro i added 4 versions of the same song
FIYAAAH: lloyd gave it main character kpop energy
LOLyd: YOU ADDED TAYLOR SWIFT
FIYAAAH: F*** YOU
LOLyd: please do NOT 🙏
FIYAAAH: DAMN IT LLOYD 😭
tallglassofwater: i taught him well 🥹
tallglassofwater: we all have different tastes
tallglassofwater: urs is js very tragic
tallglassofwater: i should be a theripist
LOLyd: lmao
LightningMcqueen: ik there was an order of who added where idk bruh.
LightningMcqueen: but i added a song
Husband2Cake: OMFSM IS THAT THE FOLD
LOLyd: arent those the ppl who make songs based off us??
FIYAAAH: YES
Pixalated: They have quite amazing music! . 。・゜✭・.・✫゜・。.
IceCreamMachine: I will add their entire discography to our playlist.
LOLyd: slay gorl
LigntningMcqueen: I physically cringed reading g that
Husband2Cake: he physically cringed typing that im right next to him
FIYAAAH: whats ur favourite whip
FIYAAAH: wait no all of them are FIRE 🔥
IceCreamMachine: Would you like their non-Weekend Whip songs?
Pixalated, tallglassofwater, FIYAAAH, LightningMcqueen, Husband2Cake and LOLyd reacted with 👍
FIYAAAH: yo @IceCreamMachine sally released her song
IceCreamMachine: I will add that too!
LightningMcqueen: ??
FIYAAAH: yall dont know dw
Pixalated: Anyways, I believe that training is commencing in about five minutes. ☆
FIYAAAH: F***
IceCreamMachine: We should leave immediately.
LightningMcqueen: awwwwwwww 😭
tallglassofwater: lets go
Pixalated: See you there! ☆*:..｡. .｡.:*☆
Husband2Cake: its time for training and we’re getting started…
Husband2Cake: oh everyones gone
Saturday 6.36pm
FIYAAAH: ZANE PIX SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME U HAVE A RECORDING
Husband2Cake: that was GLORIOUS
LightningMcqueen: brought a tear to my eye 🥹
FIYAAAH: dont act like u didnt start crying when let down played
tallglassofwater: so did u kai
FIYAAAH: 🖕
LOLyd: I CANT BELIEVE WE DID THAT 😭
IceCreamMachine: [VIDEO SENT - My Songs Know What You Did in The Dark (Light em Up): My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark is playing in the background. Kai is blasting criminals with fire like a madman. The other ninja are watching and Nya is putting out stray fires. Cole has somehow gotten popcorn and is munching on it.]
FIYAAAH: IM ON FIYAAAAAAAAAH
LightningMcqueen: SEND THE DANCING ONESSS 😭
Pixalated: [VIDEO SENT - Gangnam Style: Jay doing the Gangnam Style dance while blasting criminals with lightning and missing many times. Once, the lightning hits a lamppost and it explodes.]
tallglassofwater: the lamppost suffering 😭
IceCreamMachine: [VIDEO SENT - Billie Jean: Cole moonwalking mid-fight.]
LOLyd: we need to do ts again
IceCreamMachine: It was entertaining.
Pixalated: I enjoyed it immensely! ^^
FIYAAAH: SEND THE SINGALONG VIDEO
Pixalated: [VIDEO SENT - The Weekend Whip: The ninja singing along to the Weekend Whip as the police department arrests the criminals.]
LOLyd: that police lady looked at us like we’re insane
LightningMcqueen: we r functioning on negative sleep hrs caffeine sugar and vibes i have NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE EXPECTING
tallglassofwater: we ARE insane
Husband2Cake: im hungry
IceCreamMachine: Dinner will be ready in ten minutes, please come to the dining room.
Husband2Cake: YAY
LightningMcqueen: this is the bye bye message if u text any more until after dinner then u will have to re cage the chicken
FIYAAAH: YOU UNCAGED THE CHICKEN???
LightningMcqueen: nd u will be the one re caging it 😏
FIYAAAH: F***