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Chapter 7

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Los Angeles Queens '19-'20 Season

20 October 02:15 PM
Allie
okay, let's get back to planning people
Emmie
planning what?
Allie
have you already forgot??
the wag charity event!!
Emmie
ohmygod
I am sorry, my brain is all over the place
Shay
we forgive you, miss paris fashion week
I still can't get over how gorgeous you looked
Emmie
thanks babe, it was so much fun!! but also so much work, gosh
and paris is absolutely my favorite city on earth
except for the absolutely crazy paparazzi behavior
and I am not even really famous!!
but before Allie kills me, back to planning!!
Allie
for the record: I am super proud of you, Emmie!!
but yes, back to planning
I talked to Shane yesterday
also @Lily that man is a sweetheart
so polite
yes yes very canadian boy
Allie
and he said he and Ilya would be super happy to collaborate
and got me in contact with his mom as well
and that woman is terrifyingly efficient
she already sent me a bunch of contacts
from LA nonetheless. like how does she even have contacts from LA? she lives in Ottawa of all places
no shade to you, Lily, I'm sure Ottawa is a lovely place
Emmie
no it's absolutely not
Cristina
Emmie, don't be rude!
it's the truth, let her speak
Allie
well anyways
two really important things
one is that she suggested that we should contact Rose Landry as well
Shay
WHAT
Esther
OMG
Cristina
!!!!
Anna
THE rose landry???
Shay
but wait
uhm
is that not... kind of awkward with you, Lily?
Esther
also that means Shane and her are still...friends?
Allie
we absolutely do not have to involve her @Lily if it would be weird for you
but I got the impression from Yuna that you wouldn't mind
Shay
Lily you are god's strongest soldier
your fiance's superstar ex girlfriend is helping him with his charity?? and you're not.... freaked out by that?
Cristina
or maybe Lily and Shane just have a perfectly healthy and trusting relationship
Shay
sus
Cristina
Shay!!
don't fight ladies
Landry is fine, she is a good friend to Shane
and believe me when I say that they were not compatible
so nothing to worry about
Shay
hmm
if you say so babe
Allie
well okay, that's one thing sorted, I'll shoot her a message then once we have some tentative plans
Esther
lol "I'll shoot her a message"
like it's an everyday occurrence that you're messaging THE rose landry
Emmie
also be realistic, you'll probably message her assistant's assistant who'll maybe get back to you in like two weeks
and book you a two minute slot for like next summer
Allie
no no, Shane actually gave me her personal number
Cristina
i am deceased
that is like the coolest thing you'll ever possess
i am tempted to drive over to you right now to see the number for myself
Allie
okay, y'all contain your fangirl hearts
because we really do need to figure out the event itself
so brainstorming starts now
Esther
if we'll have a movie star amongst us, maybe we could do like a themed gala thing?
like great gatsby
or james bond or something
Anna
we could also have an auction?
Allie
I think we should do an auction either way. like no matter what the theme and the event is, auctions make a lot of money
Cristina
we could to a poker night? have a bunch of tables set up and all the winnings would go to the charity?
Allie
I love that
Emmie
you guys are forgetting the obvious choice here
Esther
which is?
Emmie
BURGERS AND BOTOX
Allie
omg
Cristina
how could we ever forget that
Esther
absolutely iconic moment
burgers and botox?
is that something people in LA do??
Cristina
babe are you telling us
that you have never seen selling sunset??
is that a movie?
Allie
it's a TV show that you have to watch like right now
the second season is coming next spring
and we always watch it together with the wags
oh okay
Allie
we can watch it together and do live commentary here!! so you won't miss out on it
Emmie
Lily, it's an absolutely terrible show that we all love for some reason
believe me it's super addictive
Shay
yes!! like drop whatever you're doing right now and just go watch it
it's our guilty pleasure
Allie
seconding everything the girls said before
but also just going back to the plans. are we all good with the poker night then?
I'm sure that's something the boys will also enjoy at least
Esther
yupp all good
Cristina
💰 💰
21 October 03:01 AM
very important question
is Christine everyone's favorite??
21 October 07:12 AM
Emmie
lol did you binge watch the whole season???
and also: absolutely. she is an icon
I have slept two hours
best decision of my life
Allie
😂😂
babe you're officially one of us now 🩷
28 October 10:21 AM
Anna
oooh I just realized something
28 October 10:25 AM
Emmie
care to share with the rest of the class?
Anna
lol sorry got a phone call as I was typing this out
I just realized we're playing Ottawa tomorrow!!
Esther
ohhh true
@Lily who are you supporting????
it better be the Kings
Allie
ofc we would never kick you out of the wags
with this being said
it better be the KINGS
Shay
we do not believe in hometown loyalty here
28 October 02:21 PM
Shay
@Lily why do you always disappear for the important questions??
Cristina
maybe she just wants both teams to have fun
Esther
boo cristina
Shay
🍅🍅
Cristina
well Lily I tried 🤷
sorry ladies I was stuck on a really long flight
Cristina
where are you going babe? traveling for work?
yes, for work
and of course I am rooting for Ottawa
the Cens are going to crush you guys
you will be flat like pancakes
Emmie
btw I'm totally picturing you as like a five foot nothing petite girl
angrily shaking her hands at our big bad team
who will absolutely win tomorrow
sure sure
😈
29 October 10:15 PM
Esther
well that was disappointing
Emmie
even though Shane played like he was possessed
Allie
lol true he was playing like it was his personal mission to defeat the Cens
@Lily what is Shane's beef with the Cens? I thought he'd go easy on his childhood team
Esther
in which universe would a hockey player go easy on their childhood team??
30 October 12:23 AM
Shane was personally motivated to beat me
Emmie
to beat you?? did you guys have a bet on the game or something?
oh yeah
it was absolutely a bet
Allie
i am hesitant to ask what you won
Shay
i am not
what did you win???
let's just say the LA Kings were not the only ones who went down yesterday....
Emmie
🥵
Esther
wait
were you in town for the game??

Notes:

Technically speaking the Botox and Burgers episode only happened in Season 3 of Selling Sunset, but this is also a crack (treated way too seriously) fic, so let's just accept that we are bending the timelines of real life (and canon events) when needed.

In personal news: I made it to the Baltic Sea! And it's so cold!

As always, thanks so much for the comments!!

Notes:

Ignore my other fics on hiatus since forever. Instead of being a good lil' writer who finishes things he's started, I have decided to contribute to the million and one already existing WAG Chat fics.

Absolutely no promises that this will be finished. But I am having fun with this and I am on sabbatical from work, so who knows :)

Title from Olivia Rodrigo's stupid song.

Also shout out to SAP 4 U for making me think of yeeting Shane across the continent so Ilya could join a WAG chat that is not Montreal.