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Parrotx2 guide on how to live a miserable life

Chapter 6: Underground hero

Notes:

Guys.. I have bad news...

My mom had seen my report card.. And let's just say I drop pretty badly ಥ_ಥ

I might not be able to post more as my mom will be monitoring my screen time

As people said, ao3 curse..

Anyway! I have started a new series! Might post it soon but who know (≧◡≦)

Enjoy the new chapter!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Parrot POV :

Sunday, 10 am

Minute closed Unstable Café for the next few days

Parrot didn't question it

If anything, he appreciated the unexpected break

Besides...

He knew more about his boss than Minute probably realized

Or rather—

He knew Minute was actually monarch, the infamous vigilante who guarded the End Dimension

Parrot had figured it out months ago

He always noticed things other people overlooked

Little habits

Tiny details

The way monarch instinctively ruffled Mystic's hair whenever the purple-haired villain complained

The way Exploit unconsciously leaned toward him whenever they walked together

Those habits never disappeared once they changed back into their civilian identities

Minute still absentmindedly patted Wemmbu and Spoke on the head whenever they looked exhausted

It was exactly the same gesture

Minute also sometimes ruffled parrot hair, he thought the gestures were nice

Parrot hadn't needed any more proof after that

"He's either a vigilante or a villain..." he'd thought at first

Spoke and wemmbu also mentioned how cool monarch is.. and they sometimes slip minutes name when they are talking about monarch

And.. They wasn't being to secretive about it either.. They just throw the name monarch and minute at the same sentence in their note

Finding out he was monarch hadn't even surprised him

"maybe I should teach them how to be more secretive " parrot thought

With the café closed...

And it being the weekend...

Parrot had absolutely nothing to do

​He considered visiting the hospital to practice bandaging techniques.
"...Maybe next time."

Instead, he stayed home

Medicine textbooks slowly gave way to notebooks filled with observations

Within an hour...

His desk was completely buried beneath papers

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Hero and villain current Analysis :

~Starlight
Current Status: Inactive for several weeks.
-Possible Reasons:
*Severe injuries.
*Underground mission.
*Intentional disappearance.
*Protecting an unknown target.

~Inferno
*Fighting style becomes more aggressive.
*Increased use of wide-area attacks.
*Seems tired recently

~Mystic
*Strategy execution improved

~Emperor
*Growth are growing fast and climbing the hero rank rapidly
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"Looks like mystic really did followed my revised plan..."

Parrot paused.
"...Then why did he still end up unconscious?"

His pencil stopped moving

Something wasn't adding up

His phone suddenly vibrated

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Spoke
:Hey Parrot! We're hanging out at Planet's house! Wanna come?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Parrot smiled despite himself

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Parrot
:Sure. I'll be there in five
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

He quickly cleaned his pile of analysis of his desk before leaving

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Calling Planet's home a "house" felt like a crime.
It was practically a mansion

Planet's parents were ridiculously wealthy

His dad was one of the city's most respected heroes

His father was an internationally famous architect

Unfortunately...

Both were almost always busy

To make up for it, they'd given Planet, their one and only son one simple rule

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"Invite your friends over whenever you want but make sure to clean the house back."
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When the familiar mansion came into view, parrot didn't hesitate to step inside.

The guards at the front gate recognized him immediately

One even greeted him with a nod.
"...I really do come here too often." Parrot thought

The sound of laughter echoed through the mansion

Parrot followed it until he found the game room

One even greeted him with a nod.
"...I really do come here too often." Parrot thought

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The sound of laughter echoed through the mansion

Parrot followed it until he found the game room

Spoke was somehow hanging upside down from the ceiling

Planet and Mapicc sat comfortably on a sofa

Planet was an alicorn hybrid, a rare mix of a pegasus and a unicorn. His wings tucked at his back while his horn sit on top of his head. His long white hair flowed past his shoulders, contrasting with his gentle light-purple eyes. He wore a light-purple hoodie with a matching bandana, making him look calm and approachable

His parents gave an item to planet to hide his alicorn feature whenever he wanted to go out, they said it's for his safety

Planet trust his parents so he only show his alicorn feature to those he deemed close

Next to him sat Mapicc, an ordinary human with messy black hair and striking dark-red eyes. His dark-red hoodie and matching bandana mirrored his eye color, giving him a surprisingly intimidating appearance despite his relaxed personality

Then there was Spoke

Unlike the other two, the voidling was impossible to miss. His rainbow accessories clashed spectacularly with everything he wore, yet somehow it suited him.

If there was one thing people knew about Spoke, Planet, and Mapicc, it was that the three of them were practically inseparable.

They had even commissioned matching hoodies and bandanas as proof of their friendship, proudly wearing them wherever they went

The trio had become so well-known together that seeing one without the other two felt... wrong.

The moment Spoke noticed him—
"PARROT!"

He immediately teleported beside him

"...Hi."

Planet laughed.
"Come on in."

Mapicc slid over, making room.
"You're just in time."

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UNO

The world's greatest friendship destroyer

The game had barely started before chaos erupted

Spoke shamelessly leaned over to peek at Planet's cards

"...Seriously?"

Planet sighed

A glowing portal appeared above Spoke

Before anyone could react—

Whoosh!

Spoke vanished
"...AAAAAH—"

He fell from the ceiling moments later before he quickly made a hand gesture of typing

Gravity abruptly slowed around him

He landed gracefully.
"...Worth it."

"No, it wasn't," Planet deadpanned

Parrot laughed so hard he nearly dropped his cards

Right parrot never mention about their power

Everyone in the room possessed unique powers

Planet could create portals between locations he knew well

The more familiar he was with a place, the easier it became, since he needed to imagine the terrain for him to open a portal

He can't teleport to places he hadn't been nor a place that doesn't exist

Spoke's ability was even stranger

He mentioned he can summoned an invisible keyboard and literally typed commands into reality

Simple commands barely affected him

Powerful ones...

Could leave him temporary paralyzed

One forbidden command—

/kill

was so dangerous he'd likely never recover if he used it

Mapicc's ability was much simpler

Anything he touched...

Burned

To avoid accidentally setting the world on fire, he always wore specially-made gloves

Overusing his flames exhausted him quickly

Parrot, meanwhile...

Kept his own power as vague as possible, "macaw avian" he always says to people who ask about his power

Hours disappeared in laughter

Arguments over UNO

Cheating accusations aimed at Spoke and mapicc

Parrot somehow winning despite playing terribly

Planet threatening to ban everyone from his house

It was...

Fun

Parrot cherished moments like these

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Sunday,11:00 PM

Parrot stood up.
"I should head home."

"You could stay the night," Planet offered

Spoke immediately nodded.
"Yeah!"

Parrot smiled apologetically.
"Maybe next time."

After several minutes of convincing...

The trio finally let him leave

The streets were quiet

Almost too quiet

Parrot's instincts suddenly screamed

Someone was watching him

​Before he could react—

Cold steel pressed against his throat

A knife

Parrot instinctly flinch, startled by the sudden contact

"...."
A knife

Behind him stood a low-ranking villain

Someone Parrot hadn't bothered remembering

Across the street—

Three heroes

Ares

Artemis

And Cartbomb

The three heroes standing before him weren't ordinary members of the Hero Association.

Ares was one of the Association's underground operatives. His missions were almost always classified, earning him a reputation as one of the Association's silent spies. A white mask bearing the LW symbol concealed most of his face, while his black combat suit was traced with glowing yellow lines that stood out even in the darkness

Beside him stood Artemis

Like Ares, she operated in the shadows. Rather than engaging enemies head-on, Artemis specialized in gathering intelligence, commanding an invisible network of spies spread throughout the city. A sleek black mask covered the lower half of her face, and her black tactical suit was accented with vivid magenta lines

The last hero was Cartbomb

Unlike the other two, Cartbomb usually preferred working alone, only teaming up with Ares when missions required overwhelming firepower. His bright blond hair contrasted sharply with his simple black jacket and a mask that hide his lower face

making him look more like an ordinary civilian than a professional hero

Parrot blinked.
"…He kind of reminds me of Theo."

The thought made him chuckle internally.
"If Theo ever became a hero, he'd probably dress exactly like that."

The famous Cart Duo stood frozen while
Artemis dismissed her spy behind her

Cartbomb can be seen putting his bomb away

"huh? That's weird.. Cartbomb loves his bombs so much that he never put them away before even when a hostage life is in the line.." parrot thought

Cartbomb specialized in heavy combat

But ares and Artemis are the underground hero while Cartbomb work as both the underground and at the spotlight hero

Cart duo, is the duo name given by the public to ares and cartbomb as they are always in a team

Together...

They rarely lost

Yet now...

None of them moved

Because a civilian had been taken hostage

Parrot sighed internally.
"If they weren't here..."

He could've disarmed the villain himself

Years of secretly learning self-defense would've made short work of it

Unfortunately...

Officially in his civilian document...

Parrot had never learned martial arts

So he had to stay perfectly in character

He looked directly at the heroes.
"Don't worry about me."

The three heroes blinked

"If you hesitate..."

"...the villain will escape."

Silence

Then—

Ares nodded
"Artemis!"

She vanished

A blur

CRACK!

Her kick slammed into the villain's wrist, sending the knife flying

Before the villain recovered—

BOOM!

BOOM!

Twin explosions erupted beside him

Cartbomb attacked in prevision

While ares give command in the back to give cartbomb and Artemis perfect synchronizing

Within seconds...

The criminal lay unconscious

Artemis quickly restrained him
"...Clear."

Only then did the three heroes finally turn toward Parrot

...
Their expressions immediately changed

"Wait..."

The once-vibrant feathers were blackened along the edges, thin wisps of smoke still curling into the air

Cartbomb's expression immediately changed

"The sparks..." Parrot muttered, glancing over his shoulder

"Guess my feathers caught fire."

His voice remained surprisingly calm

Ares wasn't.
"Cartbomb."

His tone was sharp.
"Take him to Hyperion .Now."

Parrot's eyes widened.
"W-Wait, there's really no need for that!"

"I can just visit the hospital . "

(The hospitals are already close my boy parrot (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠))

Neither hero responded

Before Parrot could protest again—

A strong arm slipped beneath his knees while another supported his back

Parrot's entire body jerked

His wings instinctively snapped halfway open

His shoulders stiffened so suddenly that Cartbomb almost thought he'd hurt him

For the briefest moment...

Fear flashed across Parrot's face.
"..."

Then it disappeared just as quickly

He forced himself to relax, letting out a slow breath

"It's... fine."

"I'm okay." Parrot reminded himself

​Cartbomb frowned

He had expected embarrassment

Instead...

For a split second...

Parrot had looked...

Terrified

"Sorry," Cartbomb said quietly

"I should've warned you first."

Parrot blinked.
"...It's okay."

A small smile appeared on his face.
"Thanks for helping."

Cartbomb wasn't completely convinced...

But there wasn't time to question it

With one powerful flap of his wings—

​They shot into the night sky

Calm down

It's just Cartbomb

You're safe.
"..."

Parrot stared at the city lights below, desperately trying to ignore how close he was to a complete stranger

"..."
Why am I shaking?

He quietly curled his fingers into his sleeves until the trembling stopped

​By the time parrot realizes what situation he's in...

​He glanced down toward..

​People below were staring

Children pointed

Adults whispered

Parrot turn red immediately
"This is so embarrassing..." He mumbled

Parrot tried to to ignore it at first but then it gets overwhelming

Parrot made a decision.
"Nope."

He immediately went limp

Pretending to faint

"...!"
Cartbomb's eyes Widened

He accelerated

Flying even faster toward Hero Tower

The moment Cartbomb landed outside the Hero Association headquarters...

Cartbomb ignored every confused stare around him

There was only one priority

Getting the injured civilian medical attention

What cartbomb didn't notice...

Was a figure watching from a nearby balcony

Inferno

Inferno's golden and red eyes narrowed beneath his blindfold

Locked completely...

On the unconscious bird in Cartbomb's arms.

Notes:

​(Fun fact! Cartbomb put enough civilians in the ER once that verdict scolded him for it! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

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Hero Codename: Ares

Ability: Mark

Description: Ares can place invisible marks on targets, objects, or locations. These marks allow him to monitor their position continuously and relay the information to allies, making him one of the Association's most effective trackers

Stages:
Stage I – Single Mark: Tracks one target with high precision

Stage II – Multi-Mark: Tracks several targets simultaneously across a city

Stage III – Battlefield Surveillance: Marks an entire combat zone, allowing allies to monitor enemy movement in real time

Drawback: The more active marks Ares maintains, the greater the mental concentration required. Losing focus can weaken or erase existing marks

Threat Assessment: ★★★★☆
Notes: Ares rarely fights directly. Instead, he specializes in reconnaissance, pursuit, and battlefield coordination

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Hero Codename: Artemis

Ability: Invisible Scouts

Description: Artemis commands countless invisible scouts capable of silently gathering information. Every sight and sound they perceive is instantly transmitted back to her

Stages:
Stage I – Local Reconnaissance: Deploys several scouts within a limited area

Stage II – Wide Surveillance: Covers multiple city blocks while maintaining detailed information

Stage III – Phantom Network: Deploys hundreds of invisible scouts across an entire operation, allowing near-complete battlefield awareness

Drawback: Managing too many scouts overwhelms Artemis's mind, causing severe headaches, sensory overload, and extreme fatigue

Threat Assessment: ★★★★★

Notes: Few enemies ever realize they're being watched until it's too late. Artemis is considered one of the Hero Association's greatest intelligence assets

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Notes:

This is just an AU that have been stuck in my mind for a while

Don't expect anything serious from this work since I only do it for fun

No canon character death to!(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

My upload schedule is a mess Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Credit to Liam_SilverFrost for the inspiration and heroes, villain and vigilante name (love your work(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠))