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“67 skibidi rizz” - 12:34 PM
EVILpurpleguy: omg bruh 1x you’re so annoying you stupid enby
IHATESHEDLETSKY: I will genuinely BREED you if you don’t shut up
EVILpurpleguy: WHAT
JohnDough: just kiss already
TheTHING: yo guys there’s an option called ‘PRIVATE CHATTING’
MommyIssues: I’m going to ki ki ma ma myself omg.
EvilRedChild: Guys I just got my dads number! :D
Bluu: oh no
P1nk: C00LKIDD NO, N*LI AND 1X ARE HERE
EVILpurpleguy: Heyyyyy Kidd… can you give me your HOT dad’s number…????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
IHATESHEDLETSKY: no give it to me, Noli wants to bang your dad
EvilRedChild: NOOOO, DONT HURT MY DAD >:((((
Bluu: Kidd, that’s not what 1x meant…
BelovedNightshade: can we not there’s kids here
PayYourDebt: yeah
Con: hey c00lkidd
EvilRedChild: yeah? :0
Consi: CONTRACTEE NO
Capo: OH SHIT
PayYourDebt: ?
Sol: Contractee istg
Con: He means he wants to have ROUGH, WET, AND MESSY SEX WITH YOUR FATHER😂😂✌🏻
TheTHING: ISTG BRUH
Sol: Contractee I’m going to brutally touch you and get you pregnant bro, idc if you’re a man, I WILL defy biology.
JohnDough:my wife also does that
BelovedNightshade: Two Time does that to me as well
PayYourDebt: I need to kms
Elsabutbetter: yeah you should
PayYourDebt: shut up whore
Elsabutbetter: I pulled your hot ex you desperate and obsessive bitch
PayYourDebt: How did you even do that. What. You killed them. Keys.
Elsabutbetter: you’re literally here because you were so obsessed with them you went to HELL js for a prize lmao, pathetic fucker
Capo: Oh
Sol: I did not see ts
Consi: BOSS I TOLD YOU, THE THREAT OF WHAT WE MIGHT DO TO THEM IS WHAT KEEPS THEM GOING, WHEN WE STOP THEYLL JS GIVE THE PRIZD BACK.
Sol: I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT, AND EVERYONE TOLD ME I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
PayYourDebt: loser
Elsabutbetter: keep talking to yourself own reflection you egotistical maniac
PayYourDebt has gone offline
SpectresWife: the hell happened?
BelovedNightshade: Go ask the overseer of this realm, or better known as your fucking husband
SpectresWife: Yeah sure @NosferatusSpouse what happened
NosferatusSpouse: ok so my beautiful wife, in short, MIDfioso gets cucked and humbled by iCrack(ed Chance)
SpectresWife: thanks xx
NosferatusSpouse: please kiss me mommy
BelovedNightshade: why is everyone gay
MommyIssues: exactly bruh
Bluu: yo ASSure why are you talking
BelovedNightshade: wdym
Bluu: nvm
NosferatusSpouse: the blueberry is saying that you’re gay
BelovedNightshade: not wrong
TheTHING: this is all noli’s fault
IHATESHEDLETSKY: WHY didn’t you censor its name
EVILpurpleguy: Who mentioned me, the one and only NOLI!!!
SpectresWife: can you like uhh
BelovedNightshade: kill yourself Noli
BringerOfDoom: Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies
P1nk: ooh I like cookies