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2026-06-29
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Group Chat Chaos (that doesn’t rhyme:( )

Chapter 9: Into the Woods

Summary:

Next is Into the Woods

Also I’m gonna rant about my ao3 curse rq

So first of all I found out I’m genderfluid and have to cosplay as a cis person until I come out of the closet so uh yay for acting practice I guess?

Also my internet went out for like two and a half days.

And like three days ago the forest behind my house lit on fire and my nine year old brother used a fire extinguisher? (I’m fine dw)

Anyway that’s it enjoy the chapter!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

12:47 pm

 

*dodges social interaction*: Now we’re watching Into the Woods, my personal favorite

*dodges social interaction*: With no sexual content for the innocent aces


LegallyDead: Thank the gods


12:49 pm

 

LegallyDead: I shouldn’t be vibing this hard with some fairytale characters 

LegallyDead: Either the Bakers Wife or Little Red are my favorite idk

 

1:33 pm

 

ienVhumans: Uzi, you promised me that there was no sexual content.

ienVhumans: What is this?

 

*dodges social interaction*: I forgot about the prince mb

 

LegallyDead: No no no

LegallyDead: I would like to write a complaint about this issue with your memory

LegallyDead: V?

ienVhumans: Get em >:)

 

*dodges social interaction*: WAIT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

*dodges social interaction*: @DesignatedPilot

*dodges social interaction*: N HELP

 

DesignatedPilot: Alright everyone let’s be civil, while I’m not allowed not allowed to watch this part (because Uzi won’t let me) It’s just them making out, You guys show affection..sometimes!

DesignatedPilot: That said please don’t kill my girlfriend.


LegallyDead: NOT IN THAT WAY but fine

 

1:47 pm 


*dodges social interaction*: Alr I’m bored and need somewhere to put this 

*dodges social interaction*: British people be like: I’m Bri ish

 

ienVhumans: @LegallyDead

 

LegallyDead: I AM 2/3 IRISH AND AN AMERICAN CITIZEN

LegallyDead: *eagle screech*

 

Lizard🎀: Is it because they drank the t?

 

LegallyDead: 

LegallyDead: This family is toxic

 

Lizard🎀: We’re just trying to get you to come out of the closet

 

                    

                                                                          LegallyDead is offline.

 

2:13 pm

 

SeeYouSk8ter: For the record Lizzy, coming out of the closet is not the right word

SeeYouSk8ter: Also why are y’all texting when you’re in the same room?

Notes:

Thank you for reading:)💋

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Thank you for reading:)🤖

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