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It's a normal Friday, most are in the common room, kitchen, or bathing, aka in the showers having a water fight, since Iida won't be back till 2pm.
"Hey guys?" Uraraka said from th3 couch, looking up from her phone
"Yes Uraraka-San?" Midoriya replied almost immediately.
"I sense drama!" Denki, and Sero come back from the showere, hair all wet, but dry otherwise.
"Has anyone noticed Bakugou coming back with a ton load of expensive stuff when going out with Yaoyorozu-san?" The levitating girl asked
"Now that you say it…" Denki interrupted Sero "Yeah! Ton shit of stuff! Mangas, figurines, and even expensive clothes!"
"Maybe they're dating? I've seen Yaoyorozu going into Bakubro's dorm late at night."
"I doubt it, but we could just ask them?" Midoriya proposed the only logical option so far.
Yaoyorozu exits Bakugou's dorm at 11am, meaning she spent the night over, Bakugou followed her, hair all ruffled up, wearing his skull pj's, and pink slippers.
"Sorry about falling asleep on ya Kitty" Yaoyorozu murmured to Bakugou as she started making some tea
"It's Alrg' Peach"
"You sure? Here's your tea btw, no sugar like always!"
Bakugou took the tea, and started sipping slowly "God, my throat is killin' me, and it feels like I'll drop dead any second, with how late I fell asleep."
"You mean 9.30pm? Sounds so so Late!" She mocked, as she drunk her own expensive tea, but added a sugar packet to hers "Whatcha wanna eat? I'll cook"
"Mmh, avocado and bacon toast?"
"Sounds good"
The others in the living room, were holding their fallen jaws in shock, since when does Bakugou allows others in his dorm, and what they were talking about sounded so bad out of context.
"So we're all thinking the same thing?" The frog girl said unprompted, and bluntly
The others just nodded, to stunned to even utter a word.
"Hey Bakubro! Whatcha talking about?"
"Uh? Oh, I was teaching Peach over there how to make chemical compounds, like nitroglycerine."
"Yeah! He helped me study! Never thought Nitroglycerine would've been so hard to make!" The girl plated the avocado toast, and gave it to the usually loud, but now quiet blonde, whom is scrolling on his phone.
Yaoyorozu kept talking to the others who were trying to get more info out of her, Bakugou tilted his phone to Yaoyorozu.
"This cute?"
"Uh? Oh yeah! Buy it!"
"Mmh, yeah, looks good, and seems like something I'd actually wear" the blonde takes a small bite out of his avocado and bacon toast "You need anything? I'll order it together?"
"Uh, oh yeah! Just some skincare, you know the brand already, and uh missing something… oh yeah! Instead of the Korean face mask, can you do the citrus one? I've been wanting to try that one."
"Sure, I'll just get both? But you better not wear that citrus crap near me, I'll also get a few coconut ones."
"Know the card pin?"
"Uh? Oh yeah! Got it memorised."
"What the heck was all that?!" Mina shouted in shock, at the easy conversation between Yaoyorozu and Bakugou, and he wasn't trying to bite her head off?
"Since when are you two dating?" Todoroki asked bluntly
"I'm sorry what?!" They both said at the same time
"I don't even swing that way! I'm into girls!"
"Yeah! We're both gay you morons!" Bakugou said less gracefully
The collective embarrassment was audible.
"Why would you even think that?!" One of the two shouted.
"Bakugou! Yaoyorozu literally buys anything you put your eyes on! You even have her card pin!" Uraraka said blushing, completely embarrassed
"So? Just because she acts like my sugar mommy, it doesn't mean that we're dating, morons."