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MiracuTeam
Viperion: how's chat and lb gonna get into that tv building
Viperion: it's covered in ew ew goo
Ryuko: Maybe Chat Noir can Cataclysm the goo.
Viperion: right...
Ryuko: Oh, the Ladyblog didn't cover this one. The news is.
Viperion: what, the beam hits ladybug and chat????
Viperion: WDYM THE AKUMA HAS AMNESIA AS AN ABILITY
Viperion: and why am i the ONLY ONE freaking out where's rena
Ryuko: You're right, it's quiet here.
Ryuko: Oh.
Luka Couffaine
KAGAMI
KAGAMI
WHAT DO WE DO
Can you not use caps lock it's scaring me.
what could possibly be more scary than lb and cn getting their memories erased, rena and carapace akumatized, and the rest got hit by oblivio
My mom.
But that's just me.
i aspire to be as nonchalant as you
Calm down, Luka.
im trying!!!
my sister is in that building too yk
Oh. I forgot.
Luka, it's okay, Ladybug and Chat Noir will help and save the day.
Your sister is safe.
Sorry, I'm bad at this.
no no it's okay it's actually so sweet you're trying
im grabbing some water
If you need to cool down just jump off your home.
MiracuTeam
Chat Noir: hello?
Chat Noir: so uh
Chat Noir: is this the superhero team
Viperion: oh my god im so relieved
Viperion: heyyy chat are you okay after you get hit by that supervillain
Ladybug: we got our memories wiped
Ladybug: we called someone called big boss in my contacts and he told us how to transform and stuff
Ladybug: but he didn't say anything abt the supervillain so i found this group and figured I'd ask
Viperion: okay gotcha
Viperion: so the supervillain is dubbed oblivio
Viperion: has the power to erase memories
Viperion: don't get hit
Ladybug: so useful.
Ryuko: Ladybug, your special power is Lucky Charm. It'll give you an item you need but you have to figure out how to use it yourself.
Ryuko: Chat, your special power is Cataclysm. It manifests in your hand where you have the ring. If you touch anything with it, it'll be destroyed.
Ryuko: DO NOT use those powers willy-nilly. You'll detransform in five minutes after it's activated.
Chat Noir: ok cool
Chat Noir: so ladybug has transformed and left to fight the monster
Chat Noir: but i cant bc my kwa-thing ran away
Viperion: ffs
Viperion: dont worry chat im sending my kwa-thing to peer pressure yours
Chat Noir: thanks dude
Chat Noir: btw is ladybug and i a thing
Ryuko: What made you think that?
Chat Noir: Uh, for identity reasons, various obvious crush things including but not Limited To civilian identities.
Ryuko: Regrettably to all, you are not.
Ladybug: r u srs
Ryuko: /srs
Ladybug: OMFG we're doofus
Chat Noir: ok plague just came back
Chat Noir: thanks viperion's kwa-thing
Viperion: You're Welcome Mister Noir - Sasssssss
Ryuko: I'm going to screenshot this conversation before they delete it once the akuma is defeated.
Viperion: share it with me girl
Temperature of My Heart
Rena Rouge: ladynoirkiss.png
Ryuko: Pay up, Viperion.
Viperion: dmnit.
Carapace: i thought we're over this gambling problem dude
Viperion: the bet was that i have to buy her andre's
Viperion: which is, compared to my previous bets, a huge leap for the better
King Monkey: @Pegasus fact check
Pegasus: Truth nuke.
Viperion: see
Viperion: i'd never lie to you
Viperion: i might juke the truth but never outright lying
Rena Rouge: i'd believe you viperion but you're also the guy who can go back in time
Rena Rouge: so it's up for debate, really
Viperion: you have so little faith in me
Ryuko: I vouch that Viperion doesn't outright lie.
Carapace: am i seeing things?
Carapace: vip's no 1 opp saying nice things about him
Ryuko: It's his only redeeming quality.
Viperion: wow
Viperion: i guarantee that if you guys meet me irl you'll never guess who i am
Rena Rouge: didn't ryuko clock you ald
Rena Rouge: you guys just haven't told lady boss
King Monkey: yeah cuz she'll freak out
King Monkey: speaking of
King Monkey: why is the main chat quiet
Pegasus: King Monkey is right. Ladybug and Chat Noir usually complains after an akuma.
Pegasus: With their public kiss, I'm sure Ladybug would've exploded the group with texts.
Rena Rouge: which one of us is the sacrifice
Carapace: what do we even ask
Carapace: like hey guys are you okay damn you guys kissed like thrice already
Rena Rouge: don't clock lady boss and chaton like that lmao
Viperion: ok but it's kinda funny how lb said they're both stupid for not getting together already
King Monkey: they really saw each other irl and fell in love huh?
Pegasus: This is why I support Ladynoir. They're made for each other, clearly.
Ryuko: Spiritually speaking, they are.
Viperion: btw carapace won the bet a few months back
Carapace: which one dude
Viperion: the big one where we bet on who lb and chat's "big boss" is
King Monkey: how do you even remember that
King Monkey: you started so many bets
Ryuko: Believe it or not he has a notebook about it.
Pegasus: I personally admire the dedication.
Pegasus: Although I'd prefer to use it on schoolwork instead.
King Monkey: omw to the pool to get some water for that burn
Carapace: LMAO
Ryuko: Deserved.
Ryuko: He hasn't been focusing at school lately.
Viperion: just say you guys hate me
Rena Rouge: ok drama king
Rena Rouge: just tell us who the big boss is
Viperion: well lb and cn doesn't really say who
Viperion: but i theorize it's the person who gave them their miraculouses
Ryuko: I'll back this up. The way Ladybug prepared to have her amnesic self call this "big boss" is telling enough.
Ryuko: Besides, who else would know Ladybug and Chat Noir's transformation phrases?
Rena Rouge: is this the guardian guy hawkbitch has been tryna locate
King Monkey: @Pegasus probability check
Pegasus: 89.71%
Carapace: pay up dudes and dudettes
Viperion: fuck im broke
Rena Rouge: this is new
Pegasus: How are you broke if you said you're not poor anymore?
King Monkey: pegasus we shouldn't assume
King Monkey: people can hit it big and then get blacklisted by the bank
King Monkey: happened to my uncle once. now he's in jail
Viperion: IM NOT GOING IN JAIL
Ryuko: Doubt.
Carapace: don't worry dude pegasus said he'd represent you
Pegasus: I still would.
Rena Rouge: dw I'll gaslight the public to think you're innocent
Viperion: the fact that you think I'll be doing something illegal is concerning
Rena Rouge: SHHH SHUF UO LB'S TYPINF IN TH GP
MiracuTeam
Ladybug: u guys didn't see that
Carapace: see what
Carapace: glad to hear back from u guys btw we're starting to worry
Chat Noir: aww that's sweet
Chat Noir: don't worry about miss bug she's hung up on that kiss scene
Ladybug: can you pls stop making it like a tv drama
Chat Noir: what
Chat Noir: you told me to forget about it
Chat Noir: I can't therefore i did the next best thing
Chat Noir: dissociation
Viperion: concerning conclusion
Ladybug: ugh whatever
Ladybug: if any of you send that picture here banned for a week
Rena Rouge: wow okay that's kinda harsh
Ladybug: ok fine a day
Ryuko: Calm down, Ladybug. We won't send pictures of you kissing Chat Noir here.
King Monkey: phrasing miss ryuko
Ladybug: HHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ladybug: i've calmed down
Ladybug: i trust you guys
Ladybug: but if i caught one to the guillotine we go
Carapace: charles henri-sanson throw back
King Monkey: ew history
King Monkey: i just finished summarizing a documentary about that dude
Chat Noir: guys don't break rule no 9: homework talk is banned in main channel
Chat Noir: if you need help i can hop in a vc
King Monkey: nah it's a team presentation
King Monkey: my team is full of nerds this time
Viperion: btw can u help me with bio hw chat
Ryuko: Why are you asking a college student for lyceé homework.
Ryuko: I'll video call you.
Chat Noir: lb pay up
Ladybug: ugh
Pegasus: Did the two of you bet on Viperion and Ryuko knowing each others' identities?
Chat Noir: yep and im WINNING
Ladybug: wait im broke rn follow back at the end of the month
Chat Noir: see this is why i told you to stop buying Dupain-Cheng goods every patrol
Chat Noir: .oh im so stupdi
Ladybug: HAJDBSJ SHUT UP
Ladybug: sorry there's a cockroach in my room
Ladybug: ok chaton you made your point shut up
Carapace: weak response
Carapace: where's my comeback queen
Rena Rouge: come back your majesty
Rena Rouge: we yearn for the burn
Chat Noir: damn y'all a bunch of masochists
Viperion: WOW
Viperion: this is seriously the most pot kettle bs I've seen in my life
Rena Rouge: one of these days we'll strap chat up and bring him to get a proper diagnosis
Chat Noir: I??? AM NOT??? MASOCHISTIC???
Pegasus: The question marks is proving you wrong.
Ryuko: Do not make Pegasus pull up all instances of you getting hit, Chat.
Chat Noir: see this is why i know you all are single
Chat Noir: i got hit to protect my crush
Carapace: dude i have a girlfriend and im literally the exact opposite of masochism
King Monkey: your down badism converted to masochism
Rena Rouge: first in my bloodline to read that sentence
Chat Noir: just say you guys hate me
Ladybug: ok bro
Wang Fu
MASTER
MASTER
MASTER WHAT DO I DO
Calm down Adrien.
What's the matter?
I KNOW LADYBUG'S IDENTITY
THE CURE DOESN'T WORK
MASTEE ANSWER ME PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING 😭
Does Ladybug know that you know?
uh
idk honestly
she might know because i think she would've connected that if she remembered, then i must've remembered too
Ladybug's smart like that
anyways
it's a 50/50 chance
Don't panic.
You can keep pretending you don't know for now.
okay master
thanks
I'll delete the convo
Mister Wang Fu
master bad news
my miraculous cure didn't work
i know chat noir's identity
...
Does he know that you know who he is?
uh
maybe?
chaton's pretty smart he might've figured out that i remember too
BC I CAN'T SPEAK STRAIGHT WITH HIM ANYMORE
NOO I FORGOT I STUTTER AROUND HIM
You can always keep forgetting - Wayzz
Ignore Wayzz, Marinette.
For now, keep pretending you do not know his identity.
okay master
im so sorry
It's alright. It's not your fault.
Akuma Class
marinette: mll bustier said she had to take care of an emergency so we'll have free period
marinette:BUT she left us homework for the weekend
marinette: it's a bunch of worksheets. is someone near the teacher's lounge? i need help Ó╭╮Ò
evillustrator: hold on i think i saw adrien heading that way
evillustrator: @adrien
adrien: sup
adrien: oh sure i see you marinette
Marinette ❤️
GIRLL
WHAT WAS THAT BANTER WITH MR PERFUME
SHHHH
I DON'T KNOW
HELP ALYA
WDYM HELP YOU
I WANNA KNOW WHY MR ADRIKINS IS FLIRTING WITH YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN
I DON'T KNOW
😭
HELP IM IN THE BATHROOM BLUSHING
😭
it's ok hold on I'll come over and bring you some water
we can talk about this then
what would i do without you alya
😎
MiracuTeam
Rena Rouge: who's multimouse
Rena Rouge: why did chat say to bring her and then said nvm
Chat Noir: bc nevermind
Chat Noir: inside joke
Ladybug: it's okay chat you can tell her
Chat Noir: ok so multimouse is marinette Dupain-Cheng
Chat Noir: she helped us against kwamibuster. unfortunately she revealed her identity in public so we don't want to take chances
Chat Noir: also she refused to join the team bc uhh her first time wearing one is kinda traumatizing
Viperion: traumatizing how
Chat Noir: this coming from you is questionable
Carapace: most traumatized miracuteam member asking how being a superhero is traumatizing
Ladybug: multimouse has to use all miraculouses in The Box
Ladybug: so i understand why she refused and we didn't pester her more
Chat Noir: yeah sure
Ladybug: chaton
Chat Noir: joking
Chat Noir: anyways there are a few miraculous users we don't bring back bc Trauma™
Ladybug: two and it's just marinette Dupain-Cheng and adrien agreste
Ladybug: you guys need to refuse miraculouses more
Rena Rouge: wow okay ig you don't need us
Rena Rouge: 乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
Carapace: Adrien Agreste??????
Carapace: mr perfume man??
King Monkey: yow what miraculous did fragrance boy got?
Viperion: he was my predecessor
Viperion: nobody of you remembered but his name was aspik
Chat Noir: no shade but the costume is ugly af
Chat Noir: r we sure the fashion sense is hereditary
Ladybug: tbf his father has been falling off lately
Ladybug: the miraculous line isn't as good as it could've been
Chat Noir: true
Chat Noir: i have the chat noir inspired one and frankly it's pretty insulting how tame the designs are
Ladybug: yeah and lb's one is waaay too popping off. it's like he doesn't even try
Chat Noir: riding off our fame smh
Ryuko: You two seem awfully critical of the Agreste Family.
Ladybug: we're not?????
Ladybug: the outfit is not gabriel agreste's best work
Chat Noir: he also promoted it as showing appreciation to us so ig we expected smtg more accurate
Carapace: okay that's valid i also think that line isn't as good as others
Rena Rouge: but ryuko is right
Rena Rouge: chat doesn't like adrien agreste and lady boss seems to have some kinda beef with gabriel agreste
Ladybug: well
Ladybug: we
Ladybug: we thought he was hawkmoth
Ladybug: but then he got akumatized so that's off the table
King Monkey: holy shit what
King Monkey: no shade but i thought you guys aren't investigating hawky
Rena Rouge: omg fr??
Rena Rouge: okay then ig the animosity lingers
Carapace: ykw that explains so much
Carapace: no wonder he's so evil
Viperion: add carapace to the "beefing with gabriel agreste" list @Pegasus
Pegasus: Added.
Ladybug: we are investigating abt hawkmoth!!!
Ladybug: it's just that we uh don't really have time between school, work and superhero stuff. plus when we do have time an akuma usually attacks or our timer runs out
Chat Noir: i mean
Chat Noir: if you ask me i can still see why gabriel agreste is hawkmoth
Chat Noir: bc the butterfly collection was ethereal compared to the miraculous line
Ladybug: ok well
Ladybug: it'd explain why he'd beef with us
Ladybug: wait but hmm
Ladybug: nvm
Rena Rouge: what
Rena Rouge: is he actually Hawkmoth for real
Ladybug: nah
Ladybug: i don't think hawkmoth is desperate enough to akumatize himself
Chat Noir: true
Chat Noir: bc once you get akumatized you're basically a slave to your desires. it's why ppl can't break out of it so easily.
Viperion: wdym you can break out of an akumatization
Ryuko: Can we learn how to do it?
Chat Noir: wait idk either
Chat Noir: big boss told us abt it
Ladybug: big boss doesn't really teach us how to break it.
Ladybug: well technically he did
Chat Noir: "Just think positive."
Ladybug: Just think positive.
Carapace: lmao
Carapace: wait i think lb told me abt this
Carapace: he's the guy who wore my miraculous before me
Carapace: uhh tell him i didn't laugh at him
Viperion: lol
Rena Rouge: lol
Ryuko: lol
Pegasus: LOL.
King Monkey: lmao
Rena Rouge: ok mr im tryna be different
King Monkey: this is paris we're free people with free rights
Chat Noir: most american thing I've heard a parisian say
Ryuko: Americans think they invented freedom when France has a very famous rebellion.
Viperion: we're very violent with our rebellion
Viperion: take heroes' day for example
Chat Noir: it was fun
Ladybug: it wasn't that fun
Chat Noir: true
King Monkey: bro folded under zero pressure
Carapace: Professor Noir from Simpology strikes again.
Chat Noir: just say you guys hate me
Chat Noir: gotta go guys
Rena Rouge: lmao we're kidding man
Rena Rouge: don't take it too hard
Chat Noir: no i mean i really have to go
Chat Noir: i have work
Ladybug: oh shit yeah you do
Chat Noir: how do you know *when* i have work????
Chat Noir: milady you aren't beating the allegations
Ladybug: I DON'T HAVE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME
Ladybug: ugh whatever
Adrien Agreste
hey marinette
i didn't know you knew mr wang
ADRIEN
yeah i knew him
he's teaching me chinese!
yeah
master always gives my papa free massages too
wow marinette you're so formal
even i didn't call him master
guess i should start doing the same
i dont want to lose to you haha
ahahaha
of course! respect is important, especially to teachers. maman told me to call him master
mrs cheng is right!
btw marinette are you free this sunday?
uh hold on a second i gotta check my schedule
im free. do you need help with something? designing?
no no nothing like that
nino cancelled on me last minute bc alya invited him to go to disneyland with her family
so now i have an extra ticket for the
ladybug and chat noir movie
oh
i thought you hated that movie
i do!! but it's my first time going to the theatre with nino so i don't want to reject him
it's okay if you can't make it
i can invite someone from kittty section, or kagami
it's okay im free!
we both hate the movie so it could be a fun experience haha
cool
see you sunday my lady
see you!!
The Ninja's
Chat Noir: GENERATIONAL FUMBLE
Chat Noir: omg i hate myself
Viperion: strike one @Pegasus mark him for self-hate
Viperion: go drink some water and take a breath chat
Viperion: nothing is worth hating yourself over
Carapace: yo dude what happened
Pegasus: Noted Viperion.
Pegasus: Are you alright, Chat Noir?
King Monkey: what's up
Chat Noir: you see
Chat Noir: this is one of those parts where i can't tell you stuff
Chat Noir: but know that i fucked up
Carapace: is it a girl
Carapace: it sounds like a girl
Chat Noir: first of all how do u know
Chat Noir: second of all yes
Carapace: dude i have a girlfriend i can tell if a guy has girl problems
King Monkey: did u break her heart
King Monkey: cuz like i learned the bad way not to do it
King Monkey: she and i made up tho but it's a long way progress
Chat Noir: okay at least i didn't break her heart
Chat Noir: but the thing is
Chat Noir: if i tell you about the situation i can compromise a few secrets of mine
Chat Noir: so
Viperion: whatever you do you have our support
Viperion: unless you're an asshole to a girl in which case die
Chat Noir: im sensing a pattern do u guys really think im the type to break girls' hearts
Chat Noir: bc it's sounding like you think i am
Pegasus: Statistics show people with your character are 65% more likely to do so.
Pegasus: Although statistics can be inaccurate about things like this as factors vary and reasons are abundant.
Chat Noir: if it makes you feel better im about to fumble the first girl I've asked on a date and she actually accepted
Chat Noir: i did NOT mean for it to be a date
Chat Noir: my friend cancelled on me so i defaulted to her since we're in a friend group tgt
Chat Noir: but then [Redacted] happened and i forgot she's not just a friend anymore
King Monkey: what the hell is the redacted
Viperion: probably the secret thing chat can't tell us
Viperion: so what im getting here is that you have a date? congratulations?
Chat Noir: ugh ik you guys wouldn't understand without the full picture
Carapace: hey friendly advice
Carapace: whatever led to this, just make sure that girl has a good date
Viperion: yeah man you might even score
Pegasus: Chat Noir, you're the most popular male member of the team, and you scored first in "Celebrities I'd Love to Date!" ranking twice.
Pegasus: That shows you're a charming character.
Pegasus: More importantly, as a friend, I think you would be a good romantic partner.
Chat Noir: aww guys thanks
Chat Noir: I'll try not to fumble the date
DJ Lahiffe In Da House
yo dude what's up w u and mari
you two have been different since that sunday date you guys went on
did agreste junior got game????
lol i wish
we're still friends
but uh i kinda clock that she has a crush on me
are u fr???
im gonna be rich dude
thanks
bruh you guys actually bet on it
tbf you're really blind man
mari's been in love with you since first day of school
WHAT
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THAT LONG
yeah
alya told me it was when you apologized abt the gum thing
and then you gave her your umbrella
real romantic dude can we recreate it as a scene in the class movie
if you're trying to set me up with marinette then no
in hindsight it was romantic
yk it's at this point that i start to wonder why she likes me in the first place
cuz like our first impression was horrible, and we barely talked before that umbrella thing
also there was a the whole akuma miraculous thing starting that day so everyone was on edge
my friend
when things like that happen even in impossible situations like that
i think it's meant to be
..
nino yk what i might start getting serious about marinette
you mean you weren't?????
boy the whole thing screams fate
don't worry man nino's got your back
Kagami-chan
how much you want to bet the cure didn't work and they remember the whole oblivio incident
I thought you said you wanted to stop betting.
kagami pls support your friend
i AM trying
however
However, it seems you've relapsed.
How about instead of betting you start focusing on midterms?
relax
it's after summer vacation
just bc ur mom is strict doesn't mean mine is too
She should be.
I won't indulge in your bets, Luka.
I'll share my opinion, however.
Yes, I do think the cure didn't work.
It's kind of funny.
it's really funny
btw have you done chem hw yet
No.
kagami plss 🥺
next time we hang out i'll bring you to this sushi restaurant. the owner is Japanese so i think you might like it.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
pleaseeeeeeeeee
Join the Mecha Strike tournament with me.
i thought you hated school events
I do but one of the rewards is a Switch.
can't you just buy one
My mother won't let me.
okay fine
I'll join with you if you give me chem AND bio
Okay.
→ Kagami-chan initiated a video chat.
flower shop au
🪷: GUYS
🪷: GUYS
🏵️: WHAT
🪷: BUTTERCUP INVITED ME TO A DATE
🏵️: oh so nino had plans to go out with buttercup
🪻: pics or it didn't happen
🪷: screenshot-5789.png
🌹: grats marinette
🌷: YAY (≧▽≦)
🌻: finally wow
🌻: did you guys learn chinese at the same place or what?
🪷: we have the same teacher
🏵️: sorry girl i can't be with you this time
🪷: nah it's okay just enjoy the day with your family
🪻: wait where's alya going
🌹: read the first part of the ss
🪻: oh dang
🪻: als kinda did mari a solid here
🏵️: ykw
🏵️: yeah i do
🏵️: marinette i demand a reward
🪷: just say if you want some mini tarts 🙄
🌷: no fair only alya gets one
🌷: ಠ︵ಠ
🌻: you know what this means marinette
🌻: hehehe
🌹: where are we picnicking?
🪻: eiffel tower's not really crowded rn
🪷: are we all available? we can do this at a later time
🌹: how can we postpone when buttercup finally invited lotus to a date?!
🌻: can alix pick me up im kinda scared to ride with marinette
🪷: HEY
🪷: i'll have you know the examiner is impressed with my drift
🪻: im coming. bring your rollers
🪻: jules or rose needs a lift too?
🏵️: lmao remember when we all sat on rose's wheelbarrow and alix carried everyone
🏵️: then we got pulled over by srgnt raincomprix
🌹: rose and i were going to get boba
🌷: we're nearby!!! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
🪷: alya you better help me carry all this
🪷: photos-5249.png
🪻: HURRY UP MYLÉNE SHE'S BRINGING THE BRIQUETTES
🪻: FUCK I MEAN CROQUETTES
🌻: im coming i love the croquettes
the REAL akuma class
silencer: so who's going for the tournament in François Dupont
reflekta: he's scouting guys don't tell his dumbass
silencer: wow okay just say you hate me jules
silencer: guess you don't care if i just
silencer: go away
stoneheart: luka you need to stop jebaiting people with you running away from home
silencer: okay gee im kidding
silencer: you guys made it sound like im worse than perfume ad
reverser: have adrien ever said stuff like luka
bubbler: surprisingly yes
lady wifi: wtf for real?
timetagger: adrien? agreste?
bubbler: i mean when you grow up like he did...
silencer: see it's why adrien and me are besties
evillustrator: since???
evillustrator: this is unfair I've been tryna befriend his rich ass for a month
stormy weather: isn't nathaniel rich af
stormy weather: bro said it like he doesn't live in a penthouse
reverser: shhh aurore
reverser: you're ruining his poor artist image
evillustrator: you're lucky ily
antibug: ew gays
dark cupid: you said that like you didn't date sabrina for a year
antibug: admin mute his ass
vanisher: we broke up already!
lady wifi: did i miss this tea what
timetagger: sabrina and chloé used to date during first year
timetagger: they broke up bc they really only did it just to try dating
antibug: besides sabs is into this guy from the café next to eiffel
antibug: ugh he's being so shameless and he's not even that pretty
silencer: how good is he on the agreste scale
antibug: he's not even on the chart
riposte: Luka did you get the info yet.
silencer: nope they clocked me
riposte: Tsk.
the REAL akuma class
horrificator: why isn't anybody talking about the ladynoir kiss hello????
stoneheart: myléne only got her phone from the shop today
gamer: Come to think of it, Alya didn't mention it even once. Not even in our class group.
stormy weather: @lady wifi
lady wifi: honestly i freaked out in another group so my excitement didn't reach here
timetagger: did the group have marinette ladynoir hater dupain-cheng
lady wifi: no but i realized if lb and cn didn't release a statement about it and their general reactions it's probably not a good idea to fangirl
lady wifi: besides oblivio is me and nino so it's in bad taste to fangirl over it
timetagger: oh
timetagger: yeah i get it
horrificator: me too sorry for bringing it up
lady wifi: nah nah it's okay we're chill
lady wifi: fangirling about it isn't the same as like, discussing it as a topic
lady wifi: if you ask me about it id make a compilation of how many times ladybug and chat noir have kissed each other
lady wifi: but then i realized most of it are non consensual so i just. didn't ever finish it.
bubbler: i cringe everytime i see a ladynoir kiss edit on ladyblog dude
dark cupid: djwifi can join the "made ladynoir kiss club"?
reverser: they can
princess fragrance: when did marc join?
gamer: Reverser once were re-akumatized. He made Chat Noir's feelings for Ladybug be reversed, and Ladybug's feeling for him reversed. In the end, Ladybug grabbed Chat Noir by the bell to kiss him once she found out about the solution to their problem.
gamer: Markov summary.
stormy weather: i love markov gpt
gamer: Markov doesn't like it when you compare him to his "uncivilised siblings".
gamer: That was Markov.
stormy weather: your right im sorry markov
gamer: *You're
gamer: Markov says it's okay.
gamer: That's from Markov.
reverser: Aurore apologizing in the big year???
stormy weather: kys gay boy
reverser: okay girlkisser
stoneheart: wait i didn't know she and mireille is like that
antibug: ya and it's disgusting how they're so ughh
bubbler: mlm wlw hostility
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Ladybug: wait how did viperion sent sass to peer pressure plagg
Ladybug: how'd u get ur miraculous
Viperion: i'm assuming the box came from The Big Boss
Chat Noir: that means we gotta thank big boss milady
Chat Noir: quick what would a chinese old man like
Carapace: matcha?
Ladybug: he has a whole rack full of green tea already
Ladybug: nvm abt that chat and i will figure it out
Ladybug: eventually
Ladybug: probably
Ladybug: for now
Ladybug: it's ice cream for everyone!!!
Rena Rouge: shouldn't it only be for ryuko and vip?
Rena Rouge: sorry guys not trying to be a party pooper it's just that we really didn't do anything
Ryuko: We didn't do anything either.
Ryuko: Besides, it's free ice cream.
Viperion: arent u rich
Ryuko: Free is free.
KIng Monkey: i support this thought process
Ryuko: Yes King Monkey, you got it.
Chat Noir: dm locations
Chat Noir: spots delivery service coming to your windowsill in a second
Ladybug: with sweet, cold ice cream!!