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[pink and friends!!]
3:21 PM
theamazingmadrigal: guys idk what im doing on this mechanics project
theamazingmadrigal: like at all
hazelhooked: there is like two people who could even attempt to help you in this gc
theamazingmadrigal: and they’re who im talking to thank you
theamazingmadrigal: @glassgirl 😁😁😁😁
3:40 PM
glassgirl: sorry luis but i made plans with red for today!!
glassgirl: i could try to help you out tomorrow but i might have fencing practice..
theamazingmadrigal: it’s okay thanks anyways chloe!
hazelhooked: bro waited twenty minutes just for a rejection
theamazingmadrigal: don’t you have a hook to polish or something
hazelhooked: sadly no that would be much more interesting than being one of the only other one active in this gc rn besides you
theamazingmadrigal: well it’s about to be just you because i HAVE to lock in to this project
hazelhooked: you didn’t even try to ask the other mechanically gifted person here……
theamazingmadrigal: tbh i didn’t know what u were talking about
hazelhooked: do you ever?
hazelhooked: @tea addict
theamazingmadrigal: oooooohhhh
tea addict: what
hazelhooked: read
tea addict: no
hazelhooked: well i tried
theamazingmadrigal: PLESASEEEEE
theamazingmadrigal: PLEASEE MAX I NEED THIS
hazelhooked: weird
tea addict: jesus christ
theamazingmadrigal: is that a yes???
tea addict: not hardly
theamazingmadrigal: PLEASSSEESEEE
tea addict: OKAY FINE.
hazelhooked: folded under like a grammm of pressure holy
tea addict: it’s an excuse to get to work on something i actually like
hazelhooked: righttt
hazelhooked: why haven’t they switched you to mechanics yet??
tea addict: bcuz they hate me
theamazingmadrigal: I can try and help you get in!!
tea addict: really?
hazelhooked: how would you even do that
theamazingmadrigal: because im in the class and everyone loves me??
hazelhooked: surely
tea addict: wait you also have to carry my books for two weeks
theamazingmadrigal: WHAT
theamazingmadrigal: I JUST GAVE YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN WHY DID YOU ADD TO IT
tea addict: you were acting generous so i had to monopolize on that
robbie no rob: vks man……
hazelhooked: oh hell no
thecardswilltell: side character coming in at the end of the episode like they did anything
tea addict: you genuinely cannot be talking
thecardswilltell: bro im always apart of the cast wym
thecardswilltell: ANYWAYS so luis is going to be carrying max’s books for two weeks so that means he’ll be walking him to class while max helps him after school on his project??????!!!!!!!
robbie no rob: thank you for summary felixgpt
thecardswilltell: of course who needs ai when im right here
tea addict: first of all that was dumb
thecardswilltell: :(
tea addict: second of all you made it sound sooo weird
thecardswilltell: brother i literally summarized EGGSACTLY what you were discussing
thecardswilltell: if it’s weird it’s bc it was alr weird
pretty in pink: omg yayayyy everyone is actually using the gc!!!!
thecardswilltell: well everyone besides red and chloe
pretty in pink: hazel I'm going to attack you.
hazelhooked: HWHAT??
tea addict: ooo the gremlin is mad at you
hazelhooked: I didn't even say anything wtf
pretty in pink: add.
hazelhooked: ????!!!!
pretty in pink: I SAW THEM GET THEIR PHONES ADD THEM NOW👹👹👹👹
hazelhooked: OKAY JESUS
hazelhooked added thing1 and thing2
thing1: GROUPCHATTTTTT
thing2: GROOOOPPPCHUUTTTT
pretty in pink: YAHAHAYAYAYAAYA💗💗💗💗
tea addict: holy can't spell
theamazingmadrigal: isn't that squirmy?
tea addict: idk hazel should tho
hazelhooked: ……they changed their handles so I actually don't
tea addict: check their numbers
hazelhooked: ya not gonna do that we can figure it out
hazelhooked: squeaky is older so I would guess he is thing1
thing1: WRONGGGGG this is squirmy speaking
theamazingmadrigal: why would u do that
thing2: because thing 2 is my favorite??
thing1: and thing 1 is my favorite???
theamazingmadrigal: do you guys do the whole twin stereotype on purpose or is it genuine
thing1: what ever
theamazingmadrigal: ???
thing2: do u mean
theamazingmadirgal: cant even time it right you guys are bad at being twins
thing2: we’d like to see you try
theamazingmadrigal: omg max when r u going to be here i cant take another minute of talking to them and i cant even work on the project without you because i know nothing
tea addict: im literally outside your dorm
theamazingmadrigal: oh ok thank god
thecardswilltell: anyone notice how madrigal is calling max by his first name now????!!!!!
hazelhooked: you are completely forcing this ship to sail btw
thecardswilltell: no im just highlighting
pretty in pink: smees come to the uhhhh courtyard i need you guys to help plan something
thing2: we
thing1: coming
thecardswilltell: gross
hazelhooked: im already regretting giving them phones againnnnn