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Chapter 2: Underworld skit part 2

Summary:

Continuation of chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Piper:hi you must be Silena 

Drew :MCLEAN ISTG IF YOU INSULT MY SISTER 

Silena :yeah hi lovely to meet you .hi drew ...wait what are you guys doing here 

Piper :oh Nico got clearance to get us a field trip to the underworld 

Silena :wait why ?spill what did I miss because he wouldn't even talk to anyone after his first 2 weeks of camp because of his sister dying 

Piper : hazel?I swear she died ages ago 

Drew :she doesn't know about Bianca 

Silena:oh no .ok .wait sorry what's your name 

Piper :piper 

Silena :ok piper well when I'm talking about Nico's sister I'm talking about Bianca 

Jason :hey pipes .oh I don't think Nico's life is your story to tell...also I overheard Percy and leo talking to someone and they said that they need you do stay away from drakons 

Piper :why ?

Silena :is this Leo by chance a son of Hephaestus?

Jason :yeah he kinda died in a fiery explosion and then came back to life 

Silena: that explains it .OMG CLARISSE! excuse me for a sec 

Clarisse:Silena I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 

Silena:FOR THE LAST TIME CLARISSE I WILL NOT EXPECT ANY APOLOGIES FROM YOU IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT 

clarisse:but I should've gotten there earlier I should've -

Silena:LA RUE STOP PLEASE I CANT WATCH ALL THE SELF HATE . anyway did you saught things out with your dad ?

Clarisse: kind of .but then Zhang came in and ruined it 

Jason :frank Zhang praetor of camp Jupiter which is the Romans camp 

Clarisse:SHUT UP GRACE!

Silena:well what did he do ?

Clarisse :he got ares-

Jason:mars 

Clarisse:SHUT UP GRACE !-to be proud of him in like 3 months .I tried FOR 6 YEARS AND GOT NOTHING . nothing 

Jason : clarisse are you crying ?

Clarisse;I SAID SHUT UP (gets spear on his neck )

Silena :clarisse put the spear down vilonce is never the answer 

Jason :right.... .I should go see what Nico's doing .BYE 

 

Notes:

IF YOU LIKE IT PLEASE LEAVE KUDOS SO I KNOW TO CONTINUE (ALSO JASON ISN'T DEAD RN UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO BE )

Notes:

This is my first AO3 work and I hope you enjoy (I TAKE REQUESTS for skits and let me know if you want a part 2 of anything)