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Jude
@Judelow
breakfast

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Parker @ParkerGameBrain · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
i made those @ everybody it took sooo long to make they were delicious!! 😋😋
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @ParkerGameBrain
asshole no u didnt
Shadow @ShadowMCT · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
wait can i have some
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @ShadowMCT
the fatass ate it all I can make more next time
Shadow @ShadowMCT · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
bet
Parker @ParkerGameBrain · Sept 5
Replying to @ShadowMCT
HEY
Flow
@Flowtives
@Judelow u looking for new roomates….? I can clean and i have an airfryer 👀
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Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @Flowtives
dang parker might die of poisoning soon if u bring that air fryer u might have a chance
Parker @ParkerGameBrain · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
bro is that why my pancakes tasted salty wtf jude am i gonna die
Parker @ParkerGameBrain · Sept 5
Replying to @ParkerGameBrain
JUDE AM I GONNA DIE
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @ParkerGameBrain
dumbass no
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
I watched you pour baking soda instead of powdered sugar LOL
Parker @ParkerGameBrain · Sept 5
Replying to @Judelow
AND U DIDNT TELL ME????
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @ParkerGameBrain
nah it was too funny not to
Saps :P
@Saparata
look at my roommate dawg we’re so cooked 😭

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Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
bro my cooking is good that was just an accident
Saps :P @Saparata · Sept 5
Replying to @conexion
what about that time u put 8 eggs in a bowl with come cereal for protein
Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
IT HAD GOOD PROTEIN
Saps :P @Saparata · Sept 5
Replying to @conexion
U EAT STEAK FOR BREAKFAST WHAT MORE PROTEIN DO U NEED
Sharp @conexion· Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
bitch u can never have too much protein
Tai @Taimc · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
LOLL did he waste all his life skills on pvp howd he manage that 😭
Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
aw hell nah wtf is that
Dol9 @Dol9hin · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
wtf bro stop wasting food
Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
Replying to @Dol9hin
its not wasting food i ate it
Dol9 @Dol9hin · Sept 5
Replying to @conexion
YOU ATE THAT THING? THATS EVEN WORSE
Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
Replying to @Dol9hin
i didnt want to waste food????
Dol9 @Dol9hin · Sept 5
Replying to @conexion
did it taste good atleast
Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
Replying to @Dol9hin
what do u think it tasted like salty eggs
judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
fuck I got a science lecture first thing in the morning bro im killing anyone i see today
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Sharpness
@conexion
physiology sucks

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judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
yo why does he look good in this picture
Sharpness @conexion · Sept 5
maths sucks
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cow @Doomedcow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
he’s not even showing his face bro jude this is low even for you
judee ꗃ @Judenotsolow · Sept 5
Replying to @Doomecow
fym even for you this is the lowest ull ever see me bro complementing sharpness is something i will NEVER do again
Shadow @ShadowMCT · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
wait is this fucking sharpness?? The guy that half ur school is obsessed with? Jude wth
judee ꗃ @Judenotsolow · Sept 5
Replying to @ShadowMCT
BRO im not like that hes just a good looking guy bro its nothin like that
judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
Bro physiology is so boring why did i chose to ts stupid ass course bro I DONT EVEN DO HEALTH AND PE
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judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
ts is so easy bro we covered this last time why are we still doing this bro
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sharpy ꗃ
@Sharpness
whta the hell r we learning why is the professor going so fast wtf i have no idea whats going on
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judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
wait what that mfer is in my class bro why is he here whatever bro
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sharpyy ꗃ
@Sharpness
only two classes today yay :)
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Boomie
@boomerdoomer
lunch with @Judelow

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Jude @Judelow · Sept 5
Replying to @boomerdoomer
never eating sushi again that shit was so godamned expensive
Boomie @boomerdoomer · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
it tasted amazing tho ngl so idrc
Jude
@Judelow
lab shit rn im so gonna ace this experiment

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judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
that took way too long im bringing a snack next time wth
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judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
This fucking guy
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cow @Doomedcow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
are we talking about sharpness
judee ꗃ @Judenotsolow · Sept 5
Replying to @Doomedcow
who else would be such an idiot to not tell me their address but expect me to be there by 3
cow @Doomedcow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
lmao bro just make a post calling him out or smth saps will prob see it maybe his phone ran out of battery
Jude
@Judeloww
@conexion come pick me up asshole

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Flow @Flowtives · Sept 5
Replying to @Judeloww
woah u guys get a room
Jude @Judeloww · Sept 5
Replying to @Flowtives
shut the fuck up
Saps :P @Saparata · Sept 5
Replying to @Judeloww
sharpness’ phones dead lol
Jude @Judeloww · Sept 5
Replying to @Saparata
bro this guy tell him to come pick me up i have no idea where his house is
judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
finally took him long enough
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judee ꗃ @Judenotsolow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
bro hes so fucking stupid bro who forgets their car
Jude’s hand wavered on his phone before stuffing it in his pocket. He had got to stop tweeting in front of people. He looked forward, staring the other down. Blonde hair framed his face and Jude caught himself admiring at how the glow of the sun bounced around his hair. Red flowers bloomed around his face as he steadied himself. “What.”
Sharpness’ eyes shifted. “Uh, do you want to get on.” He gestured vaguely towards his motorcycle, it was clean, sleek, and had a messy “conexion” sprayed on. Plastered around it were a multitude of random stickers surrounding the back of the vehicle as if it was hiding something.
Jude stared back at him. “Did you seriously forget to bring your car?”
The nod back was too sheepish to be a fluke. “Yea.”
He sighed for a second before pondering if his dignity was worth riding on the back of Sharpness fucking Conexion’s motorcycle.
“Fine.”
Sharpness handed him a helmet as he got on before starting up his motorcycle. “Hold on, don’t fall off.” Jude’s felt his arms being led around Sharpness’ torso, their backs pressing tightly together. “Bro just.” Warmth creeped over his face. Sharpness turned around face way too close to Judes. “Just go.”
“You sure we can walk if you want.” Sharp reached for his handle bars, adjusting himself against the seat.
Jude could feel the dull ache in his legs from that stupid lab experiment. “Just hurry up and leave Sharp.”
The distant sound of people chatting and cars driving lulled in his head. His face felt hot against the body in front of him. Helmet lying comfortably on his head, God was he tired. Jude leaned forward, yawning, his hands relaxed against Sharpness’ stomach.
“Jude?”
judee ꗃ
@Judenotsolow
I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP ON THE BACK OF SHARPNESS FUCKING CONEXIONS MOTORCYCLE IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE THATS SO FUCKING EMBARESSING OMFG
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cow @Doomedcow · Sept 5
Replying to @Judenotsolow
what the jude how tf r u pulling sharpness, half the girls in our school have asked him out and they all got rejected 😭
judee ꗃ @Judenotsolow · Sept 5
Replying to @Doomedcow
shut up shut up shut up im not like that bro just like shush
“Jude, jude.” His eyes felt heavy, God why is there someone yelling at him. “Jude, we’re here, wake up.”
“Huh?” Jude blinked, rubbing his eyes. “What.” Looking up, Sharpness loomed over him, seemingly having taken off his helmet and gloves already. The shadow of the building created an overcast of a soft shine that danced around the edges of the boy in front of him.
Sharpness smiled at him. “You fell asleep, we’re here at my place.” What? Jude observed their surroundings, they stood below a giant skyscraper with people scuttering around the area.
He fucking fell asleep. God that was so embarrassing. On Sharpness’ motorcycle of all places. “Oh okay.” He slid off the bike, legs numb from the ride. Sharpness stared back at him, a smile almost creeping over his face before he slid on his usual facade.
“Hurry up, the elevator’s here.” Sharp called out. Jude followed his footsteps, he didn’t know Sharp had an apartment in the middle of the city.
Sharp felt his face grow warm, did he seriously just smile at Jude like that. There was a sort of triumph when Jude had woken up, cheeks dusted with a wave of embarrassment. Although he couldn’t get his mind of how his tan skin perfectly framed the red blooming on his face that was slowly creeping down his neck.
The ruffled hair and messy clothes Sharp wore were draped against his body as he fanned his hand attempting to get the confession of his cheeks. They boarded the elevator quietly, both looking in opposite directions, it didn’t help that the walls reflected and he could visibly see the blush painting his face.
Jude shifted about, God why did he have to fall asleep. He pulled out his phone, maybe complaining to his priv would make him feel better.
Sharpness cleared his throat, attempting to compose himself a bit. ”So, now that we’re uh in person can you tell me what the plan is?”
“Sure.” Jude’s body turned to face him, his eyes glancing over Sharpness before freezing a bit at his collarbone. Why why why did that motherfucker have to look so good? Whyyy.
His eyes found the bar beside Sharp’s arms. “Well I was thinking we could do something around the Confirmation bias, and how people’s mental self can affect their physical. Like hysteria.”
A thin veil of silence coated the atmosphere. “That sounds cool, we can do that.” Sharpness’ voice broke through before he could register the awkwardness. How long was this elevator going to take anyways? Jude searched around the room, looking around for the repetitive rows of glowing circles he had gotten familiar with over the years of living in the city.
“Godamned this elevator is so slow.” Jude complained, voice dragging out at the end. “How much longer until we get to yours?” The glow of the lights flickered for a second.
“We’re nearly at the top so not that long.”
Wait what. Had he heard that right? Jude gave Sharp a dazed stare, voice cracking. “You live on the top floor?”
“...Yea.” Sharp flinched internally, did Jude think he wasn’t well off? That certainly was a jab to his ego. A familiar ding interrupted their shared surprise. Jude stood in front of a rather wide door for an apartment building. They must be a pretty good company giving such large living spaces affordable even by college students.
The door clicked behind them, rays of radiant lights blessed his presence, a whisper of the clouds still lay reluctantly in the sky. Like silverware, Sharp’s eyes reflected the vast ocean of streets decorated with people.
“My room’s over here, let's get into planning.”
sharpyy ꗃ
@Sharpness
hes kind of cute falling asleep on me
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