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(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
making my way downtown! swinging fast
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
> replying to @spider-man Kid why’d Karen just notify me you have a stab wound and your on fucking twitter?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>> Swinging faster..?
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>>> Im sending a suit for you
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>>> *starts sweating*
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>>>>> Get off twitter
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Pen pineapple apple pen@benny-boy
Is spidey okay..? Like did he die or…
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
> replying to @benny-boy Spidey is fine he’s just an idiot
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>> Hey! Dont cal me an idjot im smarter than u
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>> Also yeah i alls goid cuz mr dr banner hav me on them gooooood drugs like the ones mr America gets
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>>> I feel. So nice likw I cabt feel mu arms
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>>>> Mr starkkkkjjkkjkkjkkkk come back :(
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(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
Hey twitter! The drugs wore off :( Anyway I’m bored in Medbay so q&a? #askspidey
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Its muffin time!@luca
Yippee! #askspidey Hi spidey glad ur ok ummm idk what to ask *runs away from u in fear*
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> Wait no come back :(
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i NEED a gf@lonely-lesbo
Hiii #askspidey are you a fellow skittle person or does ur name mean something else?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> I absolutely am and I’m offended you would think anything otherwise
i NEED a gf@lonely-lesbo
>> I’m so sorry your (Bi)ness
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>> Apology accepted
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I luv Irondad@Isabella
What part of the autism spectrum are u on #askspidey
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> Love how you didnt ask IF i was on it
I luv Irondad@Isabella
>> That dosent answer the question tho…
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>> ):
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Jake Sully is a MAN@iwantthebluecookieBAD
#askspidey are you dating anyone?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> I wish
Jake Sully is a MAN@iwantthebluecookieBAD
>> Real
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I got like hella money@igotlikefivebucks
#askspidey how old are you specifically since we know ur a minor now?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> I’m 16 and a half
i NEED a gf@lonely-lesbo
>> “and a half” oh he’s precious
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Pepper Potts is god@Alex
#askspidey do the webs…come out of ur body???
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> asgsshajsjk im crying no they don’t?? i have web shooters
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My dog stepped on a bee@kylee
#askspidey are u cute?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> No :(
Rich twink@harryosborn ✔️
>> Stfu yes you are
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Pen pineapple apple pen@benny-boy
#askspidey top or bottom? (In bunk beds obvi)
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> I wish I could say top but that’s a lie (bunk beds obvi)
Moisturise me moisturise me@cassandra
>> #askspidey does that mean ur not a virgin then?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>> *sweats* these questions getting mighty personal eh?
Pen pineapple apple pen@benny-boy
>>>> Sorry we and I mean WE will stop with the too personal ones
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
>>>>> Thankss I love u so much :)
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It’s muffin time!@luca
#askspidey
What’s your favourite movie/series?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR W-[read more]-
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53 things wrong with@gwendolynrogers
#askspidey Do you have any pets?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> No but one day I’ll make mr stark buy me a kitten or a puppy
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Pillow@princess-shuri ✔️
#askspidey are you a broken white boy
(Bi)der-man@spider-man
> shut up shuri :(
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Science is my wife@ace
#askspidey how does medicine work with ur enhanced metabolism?
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> That’s for dr banner to know and me to not care about
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You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
#askspidey apparently this is the only way to talk to you??? so go to sleep before I take your phone
(Bi)der-man@spider-man ✔️
> Aw shucks ): night mr stark
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>> Night kiddo
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SI intern@pbparker
final tests results day </3 feeling like a good day to affect the local trout population
Chicken McNugget@adam
> replying to @pbparker mood
Pikaaaa@chuuuu
>> big mood
The frog@ribbit
>>> real
Kit Kat@kathy
>>>> I love that for you
53 things wrong with@gwendolynrogers
>>>>> i smell the tumblr on u what a silly totally non tumblr joke
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SI intern@pbparker
schools finally over im free oh my god @nedleeds @michellejones we’re free
GITC@nedleeds
> replying to @pbparker ur right its finaly over. i didnt think we’d make it fr
MurderJay@michellejones
>> we literally go back in 10 weeks
SI intern@pbparker
>>> shut up michelle >:(
MurderJay@michellejones
>>>> blocked
SI intern@pbparker
>>>>> wait no mj im soryyy
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Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
i forgot how scary planes are somebody sedate me
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
> replying to @harley-da-gay its a two hour flight harls
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>cant i just like? drive from tenesse??
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>>>that would take so long kiddo. just try and focus on other things during the flight
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>>ok :(
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Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
since driving to new york is apparenty not an option lets do this instead #askharley ask whatever you want fr i dont care be freaks if u want
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i NEED a gf@lonely-lesbo
#askharley whats wrong with you/j
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>ive got anxiety and ADHD and i dont take my meds :P
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>>what
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>what.
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>>mustve been the wind
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Chicken McNugget@adam
what do u look like? #askharley
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>fugly :( 
My dog stepped on a bee@kylee
>>girl wheres the ugly at? goddamn harley
SI intern@pbparker
IKR HES GORGEOUS
Pillow@princess-shuri ✔️
pipe down bitch we all know ur gay
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
no be louder i need a bigger ego
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Meet me@our-spot
favourite album/song/artist? #askharley
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>CHAPPELL ROAN HANDS DOWN 1000/10 SHES MY EVERYTHING
MurderJay@michellejones
>>could you be any gayer?
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>yes yes i could. your lucky im not
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I got like hella money@igotlikefivebucks
why dont you like planes? #askharley
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>you mean why dont i like the big scary metal death box? why dont i like the box of death?
SI intern@pbparker
>>exactly dude
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Pen pineapple apple pen@benny-boy
have u ever done something illegal #askharley
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>ha ha ha hæåáǎa. what a silly question! you a cop?
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Kit Kat@kathy
howd you react to dolly dying? #askharley
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
> im sorry what
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Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
THE QUEEN IS DEAD WHY DID NO ONE FUCKING TELL ME??? IM CRYING ON AN AIRPLANE 
You know who I am@tonystark ✔️
>replying to @harley-da-gay well we didnt want you to freak out
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>ANTHONY SHES DEAD
Kit Kat@kathy
>>>girl not to make it worse but tim curry died too
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>>TIM CURRY TOO??? 
Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
>>>>>THEESE ARE THE WRONG 80 YEAR OLDS PLEASE
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Potato Boi@harley-da-gay
one hour till i reach new york gonna spend it listening to dolly parton songs :(
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