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Four and a half years earlier
-Can you stop?! Can you just please stop?!? - Clarke shouted at Lexa who stopped the cuddling on their bed and went to the kitchen to put the dirty plates into the washing machine. She looked up confused, hearing her wife shouting.
-What did I do? - she asked worried. Her green eyes meeting Clarke's blues.
-Can you stop with this glorious walk of yours?- Clarke stated completely serious. Lexa smirked and let out a breath she didn't know she was holding.
-Do you hate me Lexa? - Clare continued. Her wife closed the washing machine and sat next to her favorite blonde.
-Of course not. I love you Clarke. Why do you think that? - She asked. Confused again.
-You put your sexy, black pants on today. You're licking your lips every ten seconds and now your walking your glorious walk! What the hell did I do to you?! - Clarke shouted completely serious, while Lexa couldn't help but laugh. She hugged her wife and kissed her forehead.
-You know how horny that makes me. - Blonde almost cried. Her face buried in Lexa's chest.
-I'm sorry baby. I didn't know. - Lexa was trying to hide her smile. Clarke's face was filled with pain.
-You sure we can't do it just this one time? - blonde looked up. Hope shining in her eyes.
-You heard the doctor. You can't have sex until the second trimester. - Lexa warned her. Her fingers brushing through the blonde's hair.
-But it's one more month. - she grinned like a 3 year old. Lexa understood Clarke's urge of having sex, because she wants it too. She really does. Now that she found out Clarke's pregnant, she just wanted to make love to her all the time and she could only imagine what pregnant Clarke feels. She already read like thousand books about pregnancy and all of them say that women get even more horny when they carry a baby. But after Clarke was puking all the time, passed out and landed in the hospital Lexa wouldn't take the risk. Doctor told them they have to limit their sex life to zero until the second trimester comes. And Lexa was going to do whatever it takes to make sure her wife and baby are safe.
-I know. I'm sorry. - She kissed Clarke's forehead once more.
-I can't drink, I can't smoke and now I can't even make love to you. I'm slowly starting to regret this whole pregnancy thing. - Lexa chuckled at her wife's childish behavior because she knew what Clarke's saying isn't true.
-Just one more month and then I promise we will have the most amazing sex we ever had. With candles and hot bath and... massage maybe? - Clarke's eyes lit up instantly.
-Massage huh? - She looked up.
-Yeah... - Lexa smiled, kissed the tip of Clarke's nose and licked her lips.
-Ugh... You're doing it again. Stop teasing me or I'll force you to sleep on the couch tonight. - Clarke released herself from Lexa's grip and stood up.
-I didn't do anything. - Even though she's one of the best lawyers in the country, she somehow can't manage to defend herself from Clarke.
-You did this. - Clarke pointed at her tongue smudging her lips with angry blue eyes. Lexa smirked.
-Don't laugh at me. - blonde huffed frustrated but it only made Lexa's smile wider. She stood up and put her hands on Clarke's waist.
-Does that make you horny? - She smirked. Blonde only rolled her eyes avoiding Lexa's gaze.
-Of course it does. Everything you do makes me horny with which I'm usually cool about but right now it's pissing me off. And this lip thing plus heart eyes plus... Oh God do you know how sexy your ass is? Well... it's not helping. - then she pointed at Lexa's ripped trousers.
-Those pants are not helping. - she buried her face in crook of Lexa's neck.
-Well I won't wear them anymore until we're cleared for sex. Would that make you feel better? - Brunette offered but her wife only shrug sadly.
-I guess... What time is it? - Lexa quickly looked at her watch.
-7:48. We should get going. Raven said to be at their place at 8. - Lexa pulled Clarke closer to feel blonde's scent better.
-Okay... - she answered quietly, still sad at the thought of not being able to get laid for another month. But when Lexa moved away to get her jacket Clarke grabbed her wrist.
-But you're not gonna wear those. - She pointed at Lexa's sexy pants. Actually Lexa really like her black pants with holes on her knees and thighs because they were way more comfortable than the rest of her ripped jeans and yet she has to admit her ass looked really sexy in it.
-What do you want me to wear then? - She moved to the closet and pulled her leggings out. Her eyebrows went up.
-No way. You wear those when you're going to the gym. Every time I see them on you, you're all sweaty and unbearably sexy in my mind. No. Those won't work. - she shook her head and Lexa without arguing put them back into the closet. She couldn't hide the smile which formed on her lips. She had no idea, that's what her wife thought of her every time she wore her grey leggings.
Then she pulled her blue, ripped jeans out. They're a little bit too big so maybe Clarke wouldn't think of her 'unbearably sexy' in those.
-You kidding me right? Baby every time you wear these pants we have sex. EVERY TIME. That's definitely a no-go. - she decided to lay herself down on the bed. It might take a while.
-That's not true. I bet there were times when I've worn those and we didn't have sex. - she huffed.
-Name one. - Clarke crossed her hands. Lexa tried to search deep in her mind for a moment when that happened. Minutes passed away. Blonde rolled her eyes.
-Like today would be good. - Clarke teased while staring at her wife who only rolled her eyes. After a few minutes of silence she spoke.
-I can't. You're right. These won't work either. - then she pulled out her gray sweatpants.
-Babe, no. Nothing that involve you being sweaty. - Clarke said dead serious.
-I didn't know me being sweaty turns you on. - she turned back to her love to search for something else. She didn't have to look at Clarke to know that a smile appeared on her face.
-What if I don't wear pants at all? A skirt or a dress maybe? - her hands touching hangar after hangar.
-How would you feel about me wearing a skirt or a dress on my position? - Clarke squeezed the pillow under her head forcing herself to not to look at her wife's butt.
-No dresses or skirts then. Duly noted. - Lexa continued.
-Hey... what about my black shorts? - she turned around facing her wife.
-Yeah sure. 'Cuz your amazing, long legs don't make me horny at all. - Lexa felt the irony in her voice.
-Then white trousers?
-I can see your underwear when you wear them.
-Jogging shorts?
-I told you. No to sweaty you.
-Normal jeans?
-Way too sexy.
-What about those awful jeans from '90's? The ones I wore on the Halloween party two years ago?
-Those 'awful jeans' made you scream my name for good three hours.
-Clarke! I'm out of ideas! I HAVE to wear something! - Lexa was a little bit more than frustrated at this point. They were standing in silence for a while trying to figure out what Lexa might wear that won't make an animal out of Clarke. Then blonde got up from the bed and with a smirk placed her hands on Lexa's waist.
-I have an idea.
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-Hey! You're here! Took you long enough... - Anya opened the door to find her sister and her wife. Clarke was smiling while Lexa felt rather embarrassed. Anya looked at her curiously.
-Whoa... Lexa... Umm... I like your style. - she chuckled. Lexa only rolled her eyes pushing her way in and pulling Clarke's hand behind her. Everyone was already sitting in the living room. Bellamy, Echo, Raven, Octavia and Lincoln. They stopped talking and started laughing as they saw Lexa's suit. She was wearing Christmas pajama that their neighbor made for her and Clarke. Lexa and her wife would find it really ugly and hid it deep inside their wardrobe. They decided to never wear it until today. It was all shiny and colorful. It was chaotic and unorganized. Everything that Lexa hated. But if her wearing it would make Clarke feel better in any way, she'd do it no matter how much she disliked it. Bellamy whistled as Lexa and Clarke approached them and everyone laughed.
-Well I wasn't expecting THAT! - Raven shouted.
-Lexa you DO realize it's April right? - Anya continued tapping her sister's shoulder. Lexa rolled her eyes again in frustration.
-Let it go guys. I forced her to wear it. - Clarke announced defensively while sitting on the couch next to her wife.
-And why on Earth would you do that? Have you ever even seen Lexa's ass in her white trousers? I mean woah! Dang girl. Don't deny the world simple pleasures. - Octavia laughed. And everyone nodded approvingly which made Lexa blush a little.
-Okay first of all... She's MY wife so no one besides me gets to look at her ass. Especially someone who's my best friend and is married... OCTAVIA.... - but Clarke's words didn't make her friend uncomfortable at all. Especially that she was certain Lincoln knew she was joking.
-And second of all, I needed her to wear something that wouldn't make me want to screw her all the time. Especially now that I can't. So just be nice. - Clarke explained.
-Oh right... How much longer you can't have sex? - Echo asked from Bellamy's chest.
-One more month. - Lexa growled.
-Ugh... I'm so sorry Clarke. I know how horny you feel right now and I don't know what I'd do on your place. - Raven put her head on Anya's shoulder.
-Thanks Rayes. That's really nice. - she answered with irony.
-So we were just playing the drinking game. - she continued with a smile.
-You can't drink. - Clarke pointed at her stomach. She's pregnant too.
-Yeah, I know that's why you and me are drinking apple juices. - she handled Clarke a glass filled with yellow, apple juice.
-Ew. That doesn't sound fun at all. Besides I thought we were supposed to watch the movie? Isn't that why we're here? - she took the cup from Raven anyway but didn't even forced herself to smell it.
-It's loading. I mean it was already loaded... but certain SOMEONE... - Anya looked directly at Bellamy.
-Wanted to play some music and 'accidentally' turned it off. So... yeah...
-It was an accident! I'm sorry okay?! - he tried to defend himself.
-Okay. Okay. Let's play the stupid game. But I'm drinking apple juice too. - Lexa stopped the shoutings and wrapped her arms around Clarke. Brunette's chest was pinned to blonde's back, her legs spread apart to welcome Clarke between them.
-Oh no! You're not gonna make me look like a bad wife here. - Anya tried to push a cup with vodka in it, inside Lexa's hands. But her sister wouldn't take it.
-If Clarke doesn't drink, I don't drink. - she shook her head but Clarke took the cup from Anya and gave it to Lexa.
-It's okay. At least one of us can have some fun. - she said with a smile.
-You're sure? - she asked with a concern but all she got in return was an intense kiss.
-Okay you guys are way to cute with each other. You should stop it or I'll puke. Bellamy it was your turn. - Anya moved uncomfortably in Raven's arms. It's still her little sister.
-Okay. Umm... Never have I ever had sex in the pool. - and everyone grabbed their cups without hesitation.
-Well that was easy. - Echo said.
-Never have I ever... screwed someone twice my age... - and her question was followed by Raven taking a drink.
-What?! Who?! - Anya asked ridiculously.
-Well Lexa you remember your dickhead math teacher back in high school? - she continued proudly.
-Don't tell me Reyes you screwed my math teacher! Is that why he hated me so much?! - Lexa was frustrated. She remembers her wasting her time on studying to his stupid exams much harder than the others because he had a problem with her. And even if her answers were exactly the same as others she'd always get the worse grade.
-Well we kinda got into fight so maybe.
-Raven! I was working my ass off whole second semester because of you! I thought he was such a dick because he was homophobic or something... Seriously?! Why did you even do it? He was really gross.
-Can we please stop talking about it? Please? - Anya suggested while closing her eyes.
-Sorry babe. That was just one time. You know I love you. -she kissed
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As they were watching the film Lexa was shifting from time to time uncomfortably. Clarke couldn't hid the annoyance.
-Babe. What is it? - she finally asked.
-This thing smells weird. - Lexa whispered back, trying to get as little attention of their friends as possible. She pointed at her outfit. Clarke smiled at her dork.
-It really does. I've noticed it as soon as you put it on, just didn't want to make you feel even more uncomfortable than you already were. I'm sorry I forced you to wear it. - Clarke kissed Lexa's jaw.
-You didn't make me do anything. As long as it makes you less horny and more okay with me being around then I'll wear it. Every day if you want me to. - she kissed Clarke's temple.
-Actually I think you look really cute in it. And if I had to choose, I would rather have you look cute in something that doesn't make you smell like an old lady with twenty-three cats and no life. - they chuckles but were quickly shushed by serious Octavia and Echo. Lexa took another sniff of her outfit and grinned.
-More like fifty-three cats. - and Clarke couldn't help but to capture Lexa's round lips with her own. She pushed her tongue inside her and placed her hand on Lexa's cheek. Their eyes closed. Kiss after kiss. Then Clarke felt pillow hit her head.
-Guys! This was supposed to be the night to keep you AWAY from making out. But if you really feel like licking each other's faces then you can go to the guest room. Just please let us finish the film... - Raven said frustrated and her statement was followed by a laugh. Clarke turned back to her original position, her back pressed to Lexa's hot breasts.
-We're good. - she said innocently, even though she considered her friend's offer for a moment. But she quickly shoved it away knowing better that if she and Lexa would go there, there's no way their activities wouldn't go beyond just kissing.
-We'll be good. - she repeated kissing Lexa's lips one last time, then turned to the TV and tried to ignore Raven's disgusted groan.