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Hummer awkwardly kicked his feet back and forth, his legs not touching the floor while he sat on his chair that was one inch higher than Wifies’s chair.
”Hummer?” Wifies started in a curious tone.
Hummer looked up from his plate of eggs, subtly glancing over to him, ”Yeah, what is it?”
”Why is your chair taller than mine?” He inquired.
”Because this is my ship?”
”Ok, but why does that matter? Do you absolutely need to be one inch taller while sitting?”
”Wifies, everyone knows that the captain gets the higher chair because they’re above their crew!” Hummer explained, as if it was an obvious fact.
”But, I’m not your crew? And you don’t have a crew?”
”Well I’m still the captain since I’m the one in charge, therefore I get the taller chair,”
”…Okay?”
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Wifies got up and went to go clean his dish, he had already finished about thirty minutes ago and since it was now clear that Hummer was gonna keep eating like a rich and fancy prince, Wifies was not about to wait another thirty minutes to hour.
“Wait, Wifies, you can’t go, I haven’t finished,” Hummer practically huffed, immediately scooting his chair to confront him.
”Hummer, respectfully you’ve taken so long that I’ve grown a beard, it’s been over an hour,”
”You don’t have a beard, and you’re just impatient.”
”Oh look, oh no, I’m walking away…” Wifies said sarcastically, “Oh no, whatever will you do?”
Hummer scoffed and turned back to his plate.
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