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Zoro slams open the door "GIVE ME MY BODY BACK NOW!!!"
The fat pirate rolls over "no."
Zoro yells "GIVE IT!!!"
the nerd pirate looks back "give me food."
Zoro yells "WHY WOULD I?!"
"you want your body back?"
"yes! I obviously do!"
"then give me food."
"i-uh-UGH! FUCK YOU!"
Zoro stumps out grumbling under his breath and walks into the galley
"damn fat-ass... why should I feed him?! he stole my body!!"
Zoro grabs Sanji's recipe book and starts flipping through it
"which one takes up the least ingredients..."
Zoro finds a page with a recipe needing barely anything
"perfect!"
Zoro starts to go around gathering the ingredients
"he never said how much... mwehehehe..."
Zoro grabs a bowl and pours a bag of nuts into it
"there... and maybe I'll add some cranberries to make it a mix... that's technically food!"
Zoro pours a bag of nuts into it
"yes! now to bring it to the fat-ass!"
Zoro walks out and kicks the door to the room where the fat-ass pirate is in
"I BROUGHT YOUR FOOD, ASSHOLE!!!"
Zoro throws it at him "NOW GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!!!"
"wheres your body?"
"its right around the corne-WHERE IS IT?!"
Zoro looks around and sees Sanji using HIS body to do very dangerous work outs in the corner
"BAKA!! STOP DOING THAT!!!"
Sanji looks back at Zoro and does a very confused expression
"what... why am I... yelling at... me... wait..."
Sanji looks down, and to his horror, realizes he's in SANJI'S BODY!"
Sanji jumps up
"WHAT IS GOING ON?! GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITTY ASS WEAK BODY!!!"
Zoro grabs his collar and yells "HEY!! I'M NOT WEAK!!"
And so, they start fighting rolling on the ground trying to strangle each other since they couldn't use their normal fighting styles to fight in their different bodies.
the fat pirate rolls over and says "you guys want me to change you back or what?"
Zoro and Sanji scream in unison "YES!"
the fat pirate rolls away "I won't."
Sanji grabs Zoro's sword and yells "GET ME OUT OF CURLY-BROWS'S BODY!!!"
the fat pirate smirks and says "alright, but, only if you spend one night sleeping with him. in his body."
Sanji turns pale for a few seconds then goes red and screams "HELL NO!!!!"
"welcome to your new body then."
Zoro yells "DON'T YOU DARE!!! GIVE US OUR BODY!!!"
"nope."
Zoro and Sanji look at each other at the same time and both turn bright red
"no... no... no no no... why do I have to sleep with marimo?! in marimo's body?!"
Sanji grunts and walks to the cabin "fine."
Zoro yells "ZORO!!! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA ACCEPT THIS?!"
Sanji keeps walking "suck it up."
Zoro turns red and runs after him into the cabin
"damn that fat-ass... making me sleep with the marimo... in the marimos body..."
Zoro crawls into the bed grumbling under his breath and rolls over as far away as he could from Sanji
"damn shitty cook..."
Then they both fall asleep
"ehshishishishi..."
The fat pirate sneaks into their room and stands over them
"time to switch them back..."
They both turn back to normal without either of them noticing and they keep sleeping
"ehshishishishishi... I should go now..."
The fat pirate rolls out the room like a fat potato
Zoro and Sanji keep sleeping next to each other, unaware that their finally back in their normal bodies, and free to leave whenever they want.
Sanji unconsciously rolls closer to Zoro in his sleep
"warm... warm..." Sanji mumbles in his sleep as he clings slightly to Zoro's back mistaking him for a pillow
Then Zoro's one eye opens in shock and he looks back at Sanji turning bright red
"oh shit... shit shit shit..."
despite the shock, Zoro doesn't pull away. He just looks up at the roof somehow turning even more red.
"damn shitty cook... damn shitty cook..."
Sanji nuzzles closer in his sleep only making Zoro more flustered
"shit... shit... shit!
Sanji keeps sleeping happily against Zoro as Zoro stares up at the roof having an internal crisis
"fuck... fuck... fuck?! why am I enjoying this?! why can't I let go?!"
Zoro tries to pull away but Sanji pulls him closer
"shit, shut, shit, shit, shit, shit, he has to let me go!"
Zoro's face starts burning as he stares down at Sanji's dumb-ass idiotic face
"fuck..."
Sanji opens his mouth snoring and Zoro turns brighter red at the sight of his stupid face
"fuck... fuck... fuck... how is he so damn cute?!"
"wait..."
"am I back in my body?!"
(srry he's realizing this now I just forgot about most the story until now LOL)
Zoro looks around
"I definitely am..."
"yes... I don't have to deal with being in the shitty cooks body..."
Then Sanji starts to wake up
"shit, SHIT! HE'S WAKING UP!"
Sanji stares at Zoro half awake and groggy not processing who he is yet
"who is that... green hair... fat neck... wait... its a marimo! did I sleep with a marimo?!"
Sanji turns bright red
"shit! shit! shit!"
"how did I sleep with him?! oh... right... that damn pirate. wait... I'm back in my body... yes!"
Zoro looks down at Sanji
"Sanji... he's blushing too... does that mean..."
Sanji's face starts burning as Zoro looks down at him and he instantly looks away staring intensely at the wall
"oi, cook. be honest."
Zoro takes a deep gulp building up the courage
"do you like me?"
Sanji's face instantly explodes
"shit... shit... shit! why did he ask that!? I can't lie! but I can't tell!"
"I-I" Sanji's voice cracks as he turns brighter red
"I'll take that as a yes, shitty cook."
Then Zoro leans in and kisses Sanji
"shit... shit... shit! I just kissed a marimo! why don't I hate it?! why?!"
Zoro pulls away his face also burning
"damn..."
Sanji looks up at Zoro
"hey marimo... I hate you."
Zoro chuckles
"I hate you too, shitty cook."