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Day 1
Accidental Explosion Report 264
Filed by: CT-7567, Captain Rex
Time: 02:41 Galactic Standard Time (GST)
Location: Hangar Bay 1
Incident Description: At 02:04, a small explosion occurred in Hangar Bay 1. The explosion was caused by an unsecured grenade in a crate. Damage minimal. No injuries to personnel. One gonk droid destroyed. Remaining ordnance crates checked and secured. No further action required.
501st Legion Internal Memo
Sent at 02:51
To: 501st Legion (ALL)
From: CT-7567, Captain Rex
Please remember that all ordnance should be properly secured before any trips. Furthermore, this ordnance should not be used for anything besides approved uses. If you are confused about the approved uses of ordnance, please refer to: Ordnance, Munitions, and Demolitions Regulation Manual 1 (see attached file). Non-approved uses include but are not limited to: pranks, playing catch, opening the “good” ration crates (There are no good rations, who are you kidding?).
Please note that all non-approved uses of ordnance will be noted and punished by three weeks of night patrol, to be served aboard the Resolute.
Thank you,
CT-7567, Captain Rex
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (4 members online):
Rex: [ACCESSING]
Rex: [ONLINE]
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (5 members online):
Rex, Wolffe, Cody, Bly, Gree
Bly has unblocked this chat
Rex: be a captain they said, it will be fun they said
Rex: FILE [501st Legion Internal Memo, 02:51]
Cody: and this is why i am safely aboard the negotiator, where all our ordnance crates are sealed
Bly: good luck
Wolffe: lol
Rex: you could at least pretend to have sympathy
Gree: your jetii didn’t say anything
Rex: i dont think he even noticed the explosion :/
Day 2
Accidental Explosion Report 265
Filed by: CT-4818, Saf
Time: 09:41 Galactic Standard Time (GST)
Location: Hangar Bay 1
Incident: At 09:07, an explosion occurred in Hangar Bay 2 due to a faulty wiring sequence on a stabilizer panel on a Y-wing. When a technician attempted to resolve the wiring issue, a spark ignited the fuel tank, causing the explosion. Damage included complete destruction of one Y-wing and significant carbon scoring on the neighboring 2 Y-wings, as well as carbon scoring across the floor and along General Skywalker’s Delta-class star fighter.
Two service technicians (CT-4818, Saf, and CT-4971, Tow) and one pilot (CT-3254, Kickback) suffered second degree burns and minor shrapnel injuries. Thanks to the quick actions of the deck maintenance crew, further damage to the hangar was minimized. One catwalk suffered some damage, though the extent is unknown. A deck maintenance crew member (CT-9421, Eyin) has been assigned to investigate. A maintenance status form will be filed upon completion of the inspection.
— REVIEWED AND APPROVED BY CT-7567, CAPTAIN REX—
501st Medbay Report
Filed by: CT-6116, Kix
Time: 09:56 GST
Two flight technicians and one pilot presented with burns and shrapnel injuries resulting from a Y-wing explosion. All 3 men were alert and awake upon examination, with normal vitals.
CT-4818 (Saf)
- partial thickness burns on left forearm
Patient was treated with bacta and antiseptic and was discharged with order to come back in a week for a wound check.
CT-4971 (Tow)
- partial thickness burns on right forearm
- puncture wound to right shoulder
Patient had shrapnel surgically removed from shoulder, burn treated with bacta and antiseptic, kept overnight in medbay for observation
CT-3254 (Kickback)
- partial thickness burns across torso
Patient was treated for second degree burns with bacta and antiseptic, despite patient protestations that he needed no treatment. Patient will remain in medbay for two under observations due to concerns of noncompliance with prescribed treatment.
Maintenance Status Form
Filed by: CT-9421, Eyin
Upon closer inspection of the damaged catwalk, no structural issues appear dijaoshgghdioahndddhnjgvaghdpdg
If Eyin had a credit for every time a damaged catwalk collapsed underneath him during a post-explosion stability inspection, he would have two credits. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it's happened twice.
Accidental Explosion Report 268
Filed by: CT-7567, Captain Rex
Time: 11:23 GST
Location: Hangar Bay 1
Incident: Following the inspection by CT-9421, Eyin, it is clear that the catwalk is not stable, considering that it fell from the ceiling and crushed the remaining Y-wings of Blue Squadron, causing an explosion that compromised the structural integrity and shields of Hangar Bay 1. CT-9421, Eyin, suffered minor burns and decompression sickness. The bay has been sealed off and is set for repairs in dry dock following the campaign.
GAR Internal Messaging System
Direct Message
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CT-7567 online
CC-2224 changed display name to Cody
Cody: what was that?!?
CT-7567 changed display name to Rex
Rex: minor explosion
Cody: MINOR? your hangar is on fire!!
Rex: the rest of the ship is not. Minor.
Rex offline
501st Legion Internal Memo
Sent at 12:51 GST
To: 501st Legion (ALL)
From: CT-7567, Captain Rex
Hangar Bay 1 is not currently in use. Please do not attempt to enter Hangar Bay 1.
501st Medbay Report
Filed by: CT-6116, Kix
Time: 14:32 GST
General Skywalker presented with minor burns on forearm. Claims burns were from faulty wiring in hand prosthetic. Burns treated with bacta and antiseptic. Patient claims that hand is now functional. Suspicions remain that burns were caused by the General attempting to place a flamethrower in the prosthetic. Betting pool remains open.
Accidental Explosion Report 270
Filed by: CT-4818, Saf
Time: 09:41 Galactic Standard Time (GST)
Location: Barracks Refreshers
Incident: so HOLY KRIFF i got burnt so bad cuz the karking pipe exploded and the water went everywhere like someone totally needs to come fix this cuz like its still flooding and now the barracks floor is wet i think someone is having boat races over there so like whoever’s job it is to fix this needs to get in here
501st Legion Internal Memo
Sent at 12:51 GST
To: CT-5597, Jesse
From: CT-7567, Captain Rex
I have attached your report to this memo. I have also attached Report Etiquette Regulation Manual 1. Please review both and resubmit your report with proper formatting, spelling, and grammar.
Day 3
501st Legion Internal Memo
Sent at 02:00 GST
To: 501st Legion (ALL)
From: CT-7567, Captain Rex
We have reached Christophsis. Deployment procedure has been changed slightly due to Hangar Bay 1 being out of commission.
- All landing craft will depart from Hungary Bay 2.
- All fighter squadrons will depart from Hangar Bay 3.
- Landing procedures will commence at 05:00.
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (3 members online):
Rex: [ACCESSING]
Rex: [ONLINE]
Command Batch 2 Chat Status: Active (4 members online):
Rex, Wolffe, Cody, Bly
Rex: THANK KRIFF WE’RE FINALLY LANDING!!!
Bly: what happened?
Cody: don’t ask
Bly: hold up, imma start a call
Call started at 02:12
5 members online (Rex, Wolffe, Cody, Bly, Gree)
Bly: guys join the kriffing call
12 members online (Rex, Wolffe, Cody, Bly, Gree, Keeli, Fox, Bacara, Neyo, Blackout, Jet, Ponds)
Call ended at 05:00
Bly: holy kriff
Bly: f in chat
Wolffe: f
Cody: f
Gree: f
Keeli: f