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Earth is online.
Earth: is he gone
Planet X: Hello.
Earth: nope
Earth is offline.
Planet X: awww poo
Planet X: anyways imma add my pookie wookie bear❤️🩹❤️🩹
Planet X added WISE.
WISE: hello
Planet X: nobody is online
WISE: awww poo
WISE: you infected me
Planet X: im sorry pookie😖
Planet X: i’ll be a good boy and try to not effect you
WISE: why are you like this
Planet X: t-r-a-u-m-a! i have trauma and im gay!!
WISE: …
WISE: you’ve spent too much time on the phone
Planet X: NOOOOOOO
Planet X: PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS
Planet X: MY MOM IS KINDA HOMELESS
WISE: you dont have a mom
WISE: and im not speed?? who is this speed??
Planet X: sigh…
Planet X: you just dont…understand me….
WISE changed Planet X’s name to Planet Twitter.
WISE: haha
Planet Twitter: WHAT
Planet Twitter: WHY HAVE U DONE THIS
Planet Twitter: HOW AND WHY
Planet Twitter: also how do you know what twitter is
WISE: 1. cause i can. 2. magic. 3. magic
Planet Twitter: oh i figured it out
Planet Twitter changed WISE’s name to daddywise
daddywise: why.
Planet Twitter: 1. cause i can
Planet Twitter: daddy😖
daddywise: @everybody
daddywise: take him back
Planet Twitter: daddy🤤🤤
daddywise: im going to lose my shit
Planet Twitter: hit me daddy😻😻
daddywise: @everybody @everybody
daddywise: im done with him take him back
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are online.
Planet Twitter: oh my gawd they alive
Jupiter: Planet X, you need to leave.
Planet Twitter: whyuhhhh
Uranus: bc we dont fucking want u here
Saturn: ^^^
Neptune: WHY W@S 1 T0LD T0 B3 0NL1N3??
Planet Twitter: sigh
daddywise: sigh
daddywise: come back twitter
Planet Twitter: ok daddy
Jupiter: …
Saturn: …
Uranus: …
Neptune: 😶
Planet Twitter: i’ve gone too far daddy
daddywise: fym “gone too far”
Planet Twitter: im at the kuiper belt😶
Neptune: WH@T.
Planet Twitter: oopsies🥰
daddywise: oh my god🥀
Planet Twitter: GASP
Planet Twitter: YOU USED AN EMOJI
daddywise: i did
Planet Twitter: I’M SO PROUD
Planet Twitter: im so proud i’ll let u crack me daddy❤️🩹❤️🩹
Saturn: we’re still here
Planet Twitter: oh
Planet Twitter unsent a message.
Planet Twitter: i never said that
daddywise: SURE twitter
Planet Twitter: stick an asteroid up ur ass daddy
Jupiter: EXCUSE UR FINEST PARDON?
Planet Twitter: hey daddy jupiter🥰
Jupiter: 😟
Planet Twitter: i missed u daddy jupiter😫
daddywise: TAKE HIM BACK PLS
Jupiter: Uhm uh
Jupiter: Sure??
Jupiter: WhyzHhshbsdhHhEHDHDHSHAHSJJSJSNDFJIFNRKEIDJFJFIRJF
Saturn: JUPITER??
Neptune: JUP1T3R?!
Uranus: YOU GOOD??
Jupiter: planet x jumped me.
Planet Twitter: I DID NOT JUMP YOU
Planet Twitter: I TACKLED/HUGGED YOU FROM BEHIND AND YOU FELL OVER
Jupiter: Goddamnit he uncovered my lies.
Uranus: 💀💀
Neptune: G3T R3CK3D F00L.
Planet Twitter: oh jupiterrrrrrrr
Jupiter: Yes?
Planet Twitter: i want a huggggg
Jupiter: You’re hanging onto my abdomen right now
Jupiter: Why do you need a hug if you’re grabbing onto me right now
Planet Twitter: IT’S NOT FAIR I GIVE YOU HUGS AND I DON’T RECEIVE THEM BACK
Jupiter: OH MY STARS FINE
Planet Twitter: yay 😁
Planet Twitter: he’s hugging me now😋
Jupiter: If you want me to hug you you need to stop texting and get offline.
Planet Twitter is offline.
Jupiter: Didn’t expect that to work.
Jupiter is offline.
Saturn: this is a very confusing and strange day
Luna is online.
Luna: how do i tell earth im lesbian
Saturn: im sorry what
Uranus: even more strange
Earth is online.
Earth: how do i tell luna im in love with mars
Neptune: 3V3N STR@NG3R.
Venus is online.
Venus: im in love with uranus.
Uranus: im in love with you too.
Venus: come to my room.
Uranus: already omw
Uranus and Venus is offline.
Neptune: 1 TH1NK TH3 @UTH0R 1S H1GH.
Saturn: WHAT IS HAPPENING