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8:00am
mic drop: shoucchan! where’s your class?
mic drop: all the other first year classes are here already, and the opening ceremony is about to start!!!
karaoke king: did no one tell him?
bringing sexy back: lol
mic drop: wait. tell me what??
the blood of my enemies: fuckin called it
furgalicious: You don’t know yet, Vlad! Class 1-A may surprise you yet!
the blood of my enemies: 500 yen says the green haired brat gets cut
cymbal of peace: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY BLOOD
cymbal of peace: YOU WANNA CATCH THESE HANDS
the blood of my enemies:
cymbal of peace: Uh I mean…
cymbal of peace: I think young Midoriya has a good chance
cymbal of peace: And we should perhaps just wait and see what Aizawa-kun decides at the end of the day
bringing sexy back: *jaw drops*
baymax: did all might just
wot in tarnation: oh my
recovery girl-obaasan: Can somebody please tell me why Sekijirou-kun looks so terrified? It’s no good to have his students looking badly on him - on the first day too!
cementhrow: scroll up
recovery girl-obaasan: !!!
recovery girl-obaasan: All Might! Apologize!
mic drop: ok is literally no one going to tell me why there’s an entire section of our first-year class just missing or
cymbal of peace: I’m sorry for threatening to fight you, Sekijirou-kun. I was ruled by my emotions and didn’t stop to think of the repercussions of my actions.
cymbal of peace: :-(
the blood of my enemies: damn straight you are
recovery girl-obaasan: You too Sekijirou-kun! Don’t place bets on our students!
the blood of my enemies: …
the blood of my enemies: sorry for betting that aizawa would expel the green kid
cymbal of peace: Midoriya***
the blood of my enemies: sorry for betting that aizawa would expel midoriya
cymbal of peace: Thank you
recovery girl-obaasan: Thank you.
mic drop: ok fuk u guys i’m starting the opening ceremony
mic drop: shouta, don’t blame me when your kids find out they missed out on all the fun
spot: sfkldsfojs;ld
the blood of my enemies: “about damn time”
9:24am
cymbal of peace: YOUNG MIDORIYA JUST SCORED 705.3 METERS ON THE BALL THROW!!!
cymbal of peace: Guess you owe me 500 yen, Sekijirou-kun
the blood of my enemies:
bringing sexy back: wow
bringing sexy back: limited edition all might: petty version
wot in tarnation: peTTY VERSION
recovery girl-obaasan: Toshinori Yagi…
bringing sexy back: o shit
bringing sexy back: u kno shit’s goin down when recovery girl scolds you w ur full name
recovery girl-obaasan: It’s a good thing we’re walking back to the classrooms now for class-specific orientations.
recovery girl-obaasan: Otherwise, I’d smack your face so hard, you’d deflate to your skeletal frame in an instant!!!
mic drop: hohoHO
mic drop: remind me to never get recovery girl’s knickers in a bunch
mic drop: wait what’s this about all might deflating?
baymax: poor kan
baymax: he’s trying so hard to look intimidating
mic drop: and what does he mean midoriya threw a ball?
mic drop: how does he know where class 1-a went??
mic drop: i’ve been looking for them for over an hour???
cementhrow: is it working thirteen?
baymax: lmao
baymax: i don’t think so, but his kids sure do
furgalicious: And that’s all that matters!
bringing sexy back: you’re pretty sadistic, aren’t you principal nezu
bringing sexy back: …
bringing sexy back: I LIKE IT!
furgalicious: Why thank you!
mic drop: omg are you guys ignoring me again
karaoke king: idk are you being an annoying pos again
mic drop: …
mic drop left the Senseis of Yuuei chat.
the blood of my enemies: finally
3:42pm
sleepyhead: oh no you don’t
sleepyhead added mic drop to the chat.
sleepyhead: you force me into this, you don’t get to run away that easily
mic drop: shoucchan!! you're back! where have you been all dAY
sleepyhead: …
sleepyhead: i literally texted you last night telling you i would be running a quirk assessment test for my class and that my phone would be off most of the morning
mic drop: you wh a t
mic drop: where's the damn proof?? i don’t see a msg like that in my inbox!!
sleepyhead sent an image to the chat: receipts.jpg
mic drop:
mic drop: oh
bringing sexy back: i see u slidin in his dms aizawa
bringing sexy back: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sleepyhead: we are dating after all nezuri
bringing sexy back: …
bringing sexy back: what
the blood of my enemies: what
cementhrow: wat
baymax: what
cubone: what
wot in tarnation: wot
cymbal of peace: …
cymbal of peace: am i really the only one who knew?
bringing sexy back: how the hell did you
cymbal of peace: It's rather obvious isn't it? Yamada-kun is the only one Aizawa-kun looks at with something other than loathing in his eyes, and Aizawa-kun is the only one Yamada-kun will speak in an indoor voice with
bringing sexy back: …
baymax: what
karaoke king: the
the blood of my enemies: f u c k
recovery girl-obaasan: Language, you youngsters!!!
cementhrow: Leave it to All Might to figure out something so secretive after only being here for a mere few weeks! As expected of Japan's number one hero!
cymbal of peace: Why thank you, Ishiyama-kun! It’s just in a day’s work of heroics!
mic drop: stfu cementoss we get it ur a fanboy
mic drop: anyway you’re right all might. guess the cat’s outta the bag
mic drop: shoucchan and i are happily in love~
mic drop: (~￣▽￣)~ ~(￣▽￣~)
sleepyhead: disgusting
furgalicious: Well congratulations you two! We support your young and budding love :-)
mic drop: awww thx principal nezu
mic drop: ≧◡≦
sleepyhead: enouGH HIZASHI
bringing sexy back: omg
bringing sexy back: is that an embarrassed aizawa i see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sleepyhead: no such thing exists in this world
baymax: i think it’s adorable
sleepyhead: you’re the only one then thirteen
mic drop: but i,, do too shoucchan???
bringing sexy back: me too, shoucchan
sleepyhead: awrofislkdvolsd
cementhrow: by the way aizawa, how was class 1-a today?
wot in tarnation: oh that’s right! how was this year’s buncha youngsters?
sleepyhead: fine
sleepyhead: none of them had zero potential
bringing sexy back: !!!
bringing sexy back: must be a pretty impressive class then, for all 20 of them to still be sticking around after you’re done with them
bringing sexy back: …
bringing sexy back: I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEIR YOUTHFUL SPIRITS
sleepyhead: well you’ll have to
sleepyhead: you won’t see them again until your class tomorrow
cymbal of peace: I for one am proud of the young first years in Class 1-A, and look forward to teaching them for the next three years!
sleepyhead: of course you are
sleepyhead: oh… and by the way, sekijirou...
thebloodofmyenemies: what, shouta?
sleepyhead: should i ever see you voice such a condescending thought against one of my students again
sleepyhead: i'll find ways to make even your blood curdle
bringing sexy back: holy shit
bringing sexy back: his dadzawa is showing
thebloodofmyenemies: …
thebloodofmyenemies: you really want to start this again eraserhead?
recovery girl-obaasan: Aiwaza-kun, to be fair, your student broke his own index finger
recovery girl-obaasan: Just to avoid getting expelled by a test that wasn't even real
sleepyhead: oh
sleepyhead: my
sleepyhead: god
sleepyhead: how many times do i have to explain it
sleepyhead: it was a logical ruse
sleepyhead: besides, that was his own fault. he needs to learn how to exercise control over his reckless quirk
cymbal of peace: Ah! In time I'm sure young Midoriya most certainly shall, Aizawa-kun!
sleepyhead: he'd better
thebloodofmyenemies: you really think class 1-a is such hot stuff aizawa?
thebloodofmyenemies: i'll prove you wrong
thebloodofmyenemies: i'll erase 1-a from the radar
thebloodofmyenemies: 1-b is and will be the best hero class!!!
sleepyhead: that's not for you to decide
thebloodofmyenemies: you wanna bet?
recovery girl-obaasan: Boys! Enough betting!
recovery girl-obaasan: Honestly. This competition is healthy, but you don’t need to be so aggressive about it!
recovery girl-obaasan: Next thing you know, your students will follow your lead
recovery girl-obaasan: And unnecessarily provoke each other!
thebloodofmyenemies: unlikely, recovery girl
thebloodofmyenemies: all of my students are civilized
sleepyhead: oh i wonder, kan
thebloodofmyenemies: the HELL did you say
furgalicious: Right! Well it’s been a long day everyone. Please take the night to rest, and come prepared for a fresh day of classes!
cymbal of peace: Of course, Principal Nezu! I’m especially excited to lead Class 1-A’s Hero Foundational Training!
sleepyhead: don’t fuck my kids up all might
cymbal of peace: Ah… of course not, Aizawa-kun…
recovery girl-obaasan: L a n g u a g e