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Much to the horror of Hondo Ohnaka, Obi-wan and Cody took the 212 to Florrum to hide out from the nookie mad Yoda, while deciding what to do next.
While there the Force responded to Mauls very sad wish to have a life full of choices. Alas the Force is very old and a bit hard of hearing, which led to the Force being unsure if what Maul had asked for was a life full of Choices or Clones, So Blubbering in to its hanky the Force turns Maul in to a little tiny baby Maul and then drops him off with Cody and Obi-wan on Florrum, who the Force knows will raise him with lots clones and choices. Job done.
Baby Maul is super cute and soon has the population of Florrum wound round his little red finger. Waxer and Boil baby sit often. Waxer volunteering for the practice and Boil, because Boil has adored the little mite, ever since Maul nearly bit Anakin’s finger off for trying to steal Maul’s Chocolate Bournville and then Maul offering it to Boil. The Vode of the 212 have a sweet tooth and Anakin is a known and dreaded cookie thief. Anakin had arrived on Florrum to sulk over his wife, her handmaiden and his grandmasters week long orgy being okay by Naboo standards.
After a month even Obi-wan had gotten feed up with Anakin’s whining and had actually taken up Hondo’s offer to take him and Cody to this great bar I know, to let off steam. The Takodana regulars claimed they had never seen anything like it before as Cody, Hondo and Obi-wan got completely rat faced over Anakin stupidity.
” You always read the contract before you sign it. I taught him that I know I taught him that”. Obi-wan
“As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, some people only learn the hard way.” Hondo.
Maz sent the Order the bill for structural damage. When the order claimed that Hondo should pay some of it, Maz responded that Hondo had nothing to do with it. It was all down to Commander Cody and General Kenobi.
A blushing Maz fanned herself as she informed a disbelieving finance department “That those boys sure know how to make the earth move and they can come back and do that any time, just so long as I know in advance to reinforce the foundations”.
Maz was wise enough not to ask for a donation to pay for the crèche that need building on Takodana due to the baby boom that resulted from Cody and Kenobi’s visit. She just added a little extra for the latest medical droid and maternity equipment, since some of the match ups and behaviours had been very odd. One of the smugglers astromech droid was having sympathy pains and while its morning sickness was annoying to deal with, seeing how it actually coped with the birth pains when some idiot had up graded the laser pointer to a laser scalpel was not being looked forward to by anyone. The bounty hunter it had imprinted on was still in denial.
Then there were the long term affects as *Maz expected that a number of the infants would be abandoned as their parents couldn’t cope with the side effects of conception and pregnancy that close to a Force user that had released all restraints on their heart.**
With the assistance of a delighted Hondo, Cody and Obi-wan arranged with the pirate to smuggle Anakin back to his wife and departed with the 212 for Concodia to meet up with Obi-wans contact there. The Mandlorian Protectors had no problems agreeing to the arrangement that Obi-wan had come up with.
The only worry was when a fully armoured and blood-stained Bo Katan turned up while Maul was having a bath. All the witness were traumatized by Bo’s sudden high pitched squeal followed by a sharp “GIVE ME!” Bo’s cooing and baby talk was most off-putting. So now Little Maul has an Aunty Bo, who both Obi-wan and the Arc nulls have taken to discreetly getting checked out by healers and medical personal due to Bo disturbing new habit of melting in to a pile of goo round Maul and talking nothing but gibberish. That and the difficulty they have in getting her to let go once she’s got him in her arms.
Satine was just hoping that Bo stuck to squee’ing over her honorary nephew and didn’t go through with her threat to get her own baby’s especially as she’s was talking about getting the Kaminoians to combine Bo DNA with a few other people. Obi-wan was using Cody as a shield until Bo started eying Cody as well and muttering about how Jango Fett had great genes, shame about the personality. Then Cody joined Obi-wan in hiding every time Bo arrived to see her neffy.
Bo got her baby’s and Satine was torn with being happy that as Aunty, Godmom and Buir she had very little time to cause Satine trouble, on the other hand Satine was mortified that Bo had become the first person in the history of the Kamioans to be black listed.
The fact that Bo had wanted hair like Bo’s, skin like Obi’s and eyes like Cody’s, Hair like Bo’s, skin like Cody’s and eyes like Obi’s, Hair like Obi’s, skin like Bo’s and eyes like Cody’s, and so on and in both male and female compo’s plus Bo’s need to micro manage had the Kamioans tearing their non-existent hair out. The Kriffn’ Sith Lord wasn’t nearly as difficult to deal with.
How did Bo get her DNA, well she bribed Boil. Numa wound up being big sis to three boys and one girl who were a mix of Waxer, Boil, and Maul. The only reason that Cody didn’t kill Boil, was Boil plunked a variety of Cody/Obi-wan baby’s in his arms before running away .......................
Maul got his various clone siblings into a lot of trouble and they in turn got him into an equal amount of trouble growing up but between them, the clones, various Force users, the crowd from Takodana, bossy big sister Numa, the Force and Uncle Savage who turned up one day and never left, they always managed to come out okay.