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Chapter 10
Mission Seokseok
Badboi: ok well how exactly are we going about this?
Chims: Joon hyung?
Dimples: idk I just made the group
Badboi: …
Taetae: smh
Bunbun: the classic ‘make them jealous’ way?
Badboi: nah that shit aint applicable here
Bunbun: why ever not?
Chims: cuz they almost fucked
Bunbun: I don’t get your argument…but whatever
Dimples: yeah I don’t get the argument either
Dimples: we just need to make them realise they like eo tbh
Taetae: true dat
Chims: BUT
Chims: kay I got no argument
Bunbun: I mean…they ARE in denial
Dimples: Hobi is in denial
Badboi: yeah. Jin hyung hasn’t even considered it an option yet.
Chims: but they keep flirting and shit right?
Chims: that gotta mean something
Dimples: yeah that’s what we gotta work with
Dimples: cuz rn we only know Hobi’s side
Taetae: ok on to the main gc now then go go go
Badboi: smh
Rainbows and shit.
Badboi: I need hugs
Chims: *chokes*
Taetae: are my eyes deceiving me?
Dimples: Yoongi ffs
Bunbun: that soft uwu
Badboi: (●＾o＾●)
Mission Seokseok
Chims: Yoongi hyung ffs we need to get 2seok together…not get you and kookie flirting
Badboi: im trying to get a convo started assholes
Rainbows and shit.
BestestHyung: What broke Yoongi?
Badboi: I aint broken ffs
BestestHyung: “I need hugs”
Dimples: He was trying to uwu Kook
Badboi: fuck you I hate you all
Bunbun: me too? :(
Badboi: …
Badboi: maybe not you
Jay: uwu
Dimples: uwu
Chims: uwu
Taetae: uwu
BestestHyung: uwu
Bunbun: uwu
Badboi: *blushes*
Mission SugaKookie
Chims: wow its like Yoongi hyung’s possessed
BestestHyung: Did Yoongi finally decide to man up or something?
Jay: uwu is manning up?
BestestHyung: lol xD
Taetae: *heavy sigh*
Dimples: *heavy sigh*
Rainbows and shit.
Bunbun: Wow what is UP with Yoongi hyung?
Dimples: this is going to shitz
Taetae: Yoongi you absolute shit
BestestHyung: wow what happened?
Jay: Yeah…that was…
Chims: Tae baby calm down
Mission Seokseok
Chims: Yoongi wtf are you doing?
Taetae: we’re supposed to get 2seok to flirt dafuq are you doing?!
Bunbun: idk is he sad or something? He never acts cute :(
Bunbun: why y’all left me on read?
Mission SugaKookie
BestestHyung: Tae calm down I think Yoongi finally wants to confess to Kookie
Jay: yeah why did you react so violently?
Taetae: ignore me im mad
Chims: ffs this is a mess
Dimples: ugh we should stick one at a time
BestestHyung: one at a time for what?
Chims: Joon hyung why T_T
Dimples: ah crap
Mission Seokseok
Taetae: NAMJOON HYUNG!
Dimples: I’M SORRY
Bunbun: what happened?
Chims: I’m going crazy
Taetae: we all are
Dimples: which is why!
Dimples: one OTP at a time!!
Bunbun: what do you mean? Our only OTP is 2seok?
Chims: …
Tae: …
Dimples: …
Dimples: I give up
Rainbows and shit.
Chims: Hasn’t Yoongi hyung been quiet for a little too long?
Taetae: yeah I thought he would come for my ass a long time ago for swearing at him lol
BestestHyung: his silence is ominous
Jay: like he’s plotting a murder
Dimples: look at you think along the same lines! How cute!
BestestHyung: yep we cute
BestestHyung: aren’t we hobi?
Chims: *opens eyes wide*
Taetae: *epic jawdrop*
Jay: pick your jaw back up
Jay: we cute
Jay:
Chims: aww cute
Taetae: Jimin is literally shooting heart eyes lol
Taetae: but same
Dimples: shit you guys are so soft
Bunbun: Jin hyung, Hobi hyung! You guys look so cute together!!
BestestHyung: aww thanks my baby :*
Bunbun: :*
Jay: im not that cute lol its all Jin hyung
BestestHyung: wtf are you even saying hobi have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?
BestestHyung: I mean I would fall for you ngl
Jay: …
Jay: im blushing
Mission Seokseok
Chims: IM SQUEALING YALL
Taetae: I know I can hear you
Taetae: But same :’)
Dimples: this is progress
Dimples: we have hope
Bunbun: they are so cute my heart can’t take it :’)
Bunbun: Yoongi hyung where are you?
Bunbun: there has been an amazing development!
Taetae: lol Kookie so cute
Taetae: hold on someone is knocking
Chims: that knock sounds so sinister tho
Chims: who is it
Dimples: guys?
Dimples: Tae? Jimin?
Bunbun: hyungs? Are you okay?
Dimples: Should we check on them?
Taetae: this is Yoongi. Taehyung can’t come to the phone right now.
Bunbun: oh
Bunbun: oh shit
Dimples: ah that explains it
Dimples: Wheres Jimin tho?
Chims: AHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY HYUNG IS CHASING TAE AROUND THE HOUSE AND TAE ISN’T WEARING PANTS SO HE CAN’TEVEN RUN OUT I’M DYING!!!!!
Dimples: smh