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Hobi: Namjoon how are you in any way this whipped for Jimin
Hobi: Like I literally do not understand the concept
Joon: Jimin is a soft baby and I will love him platonically forever
Jin: Jimin is a soft baby and I will love him platonically forever (1)
Joon: See even Jin agrees,,,,
Hobi: I've never seen someone so whipped for a person if they don't want to have sex with said person
Hobi: Confess your crush Kim Namjoon!!!!
Joon: There is no crush Hobi
Hobi: what-t???
Joon: I'm lonely lmao
Joon: I don't think I've ever felt loved
Chimmy: That's a fucking mood Namjoon what the fuck
Chimmy: Also,, loads of people love you Namjoon, I think you just need to open your eyes to it all
Jin: loads of people love you Jimin, you're like the hottest twink in TY
Chimmy: I don't want to talk about it Jin
Chimmy: A bit of a fresh wound
Jin: Oh chim chim :(
Jin: Which bitch broke up with you, because they're going to get beat
Jin: Like hair on the ground style
Chimmy: Check DMs
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PRIVATE CHAT KIM SEOKJIN AND PARK JIMIN
Jimin: You know what the worst thing is Jin
JImin: It was never a realtionship
Jimin: We've been friends for a really long time and I think that's all he wants
Jimin: I mean that isn't even a bad thing but I still have hope
Jin: Jimin.....
Jin: was it tae
Jimin: That crackhead lmaooo?? Bitch keeps a raw onion in his pocket and eats it whenever he feels like it
Jimin: I love him tho
JImin: It's not him it's someone else
Jin: I don't know what to tell you if I'm honest, I've been dealing with feelings recently too and it's not fun. at all.
Jimin: But you're so handsome, you'll find someone no problem
Jimin: Or this person you want to be with, they'll fall for you without a doubt
Jin: I don't know Jimin, he's not very confident in himself, He keeps calling himself ugly and worthless but he's one of the prettiest people I know, I'm so whipped for him and I don't know how to feel bout that as a situation. This never happened before and it's scary
jimin: Aw It'll be fine, I can help and figure out your whole debacle, just ask him on a date, in the worst case he'll say no
Jimin: and if he says yes and things go well take care of him and make sure he eats and is happy if he keep calling himself ugly and wothless
Jin: I would give him the world if I could
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Hobi: Okay so Jungkook is at my house
Hobi: kookie if you touch my sister I'm gonna beat your ass
Kookie: Too late we already made out, but she doesn't want to be with me, she's with sorcha
Hobi: what?
Joon: what?
Jimin: what???
Tae: what the fuck
Hobi: OH MY GOD MY SISTERS GAY
Kookie: well at the moment Hobi is in the room with me and Meji giving her a massive hug and she's crying I'm soft as shit
Kookie: I'm over her if i'm honest
Tae: Why did you make out with her then you dipshit
Kookie: Don't know man, It just kinda happened, It made things so much easier at least we had our awkward conversation like two weeks ahead of schedule
Tae: Fairs
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