Chapter Text
In the prisons below Haven’s chantry were several locked caged doors.
Behind one caged door, on the far-left side of the room, beside a desk and column of books was a fat nug.
A very fat nug, sitting comfortably on a plush pillow with a red ribbon around its neck.
The sleepy nug peered through its beady eyes as it heard a grunt. There was an elf who attempting to stick their head throw the bars, craning to get a better look at it.
The elf then, stuck an arm through the bars, wriggling their fingers at the sleepy nug and chirped, trying to entice the nug to come over. The fat nug far too lazy to move, yawned wide with a loud long squeak, showing the elf its sharp buck teeth, before tucking into the pillow.
The elf cursed, rattling the bars before walking away with a huff.
The second time someone woke the nug, it lounged on its back as he watched with squinty eyes at yet another elf who picked at the lock. A click later, the different elf entered, looking left and right she muttered “Wha a waste of time.” and left.
The third time, again, the nug had not bothered to open its eyes. Instead the nug lulled itself in the arms of a warm body.
Ahh... there was no other nug as lucky as him.
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“So, they’re finally letting you wander outside Haven?” asked Varric. He sat in front of a suckling spit roast, still basting over a low fire.
“No.” Ellana replied simply as she sprinkled dried herbs on top the roast.
“No? Where did you get the meat, then? Cassandra says the blast has scared off all game.” Varric enquired, he frowned at the meat then, trying to decipher what sort of animal he was about to eat.
“I found it. Someone must have been saving him.” She plopped back beside him with a smile. “I’m so desperate for meat. I’ll replace the one I took next time Cassandra says we need to go out.”
Varric’s brow rose slowly to his hair-line. “You found it?” He queried. “Where did you find it?” The said animal was plump, fat dripped into the fire frequently, hissing, causing the flames to flicker. Its arms and legs was wrapped in a thick layer of spindleweave leaves, for flavour and to retain the tender fat moist, a Dalish tradition for those with less sturdy teeth. A random spear, that Ellana had found from somewhere, was skewered through the animals behind right through its mouth and propped between two boulders.
When Ellana didn’t answer, Varric looked over to his right. The Dalish bore a wide smile, eyes open staring at the roasting meat.
Raising his voice “Ellana.” She hummed without looking at him, Varric asked again “Where did you find this animal?”
“Oh, in the dungeons. The nug was just sitting there.”
Varric didn’t reply immediately, he paused for a thought as he looked at said skewered animal. “A nug...?” he whispered, scratching his prickly chin.
“It had the most ridiculous red bow around it.”
“Oh Andrastes’ tits…” panic pierced through his chest.
“So I asked Sera to unlock the cage door for me.”
Varric abruptly stood to his feet. “We need to hide it!” he wheezed.
“Easiest nug I ever caught.”
“The Left Hands pet nug!” his hands flew to head, grasping his hair.
“Nug meat is delicious…”
“We’re all going to die.” He gasped, facing down at the dreamy-eyed elf.
“…can you just imagine crunching through that crackling?”
“Are you even listening to me!!?” Varric shook her as he gripped her shoulders. Ellana frowned, confused with Varric’s outburst.
“Don’t worry, I plan to share it with Leliana as well.”