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A/N Hey everybody it's been a-
Lucas steps into frame "Hold it right there!"
"Uh Lucas I'm sort of in the middle of something here."
"That's exactly the reason I stopped you, why have I only been a side character? I mean come on I'm awesome!"
"Well it is called the Adventures of Sly."
"Yeah but this is side stories and AU's and Anna was the focus of chapter one I've been nothing but a side character."
"That's not true you got plenty of lines last chapter."
"I got three lines!"
"But they were damn good lines."
"No they weren't they were just setup for Sly's story! Which might I add is a terrible story for a mother to tell her children"
"Alright fine I'll make this one center around you, Happy?"
"Very much so, yes."
A teen of no more than 16 walked down the street taking in the beautiful city around him. As he passed various store windows he caught glimpses of his reflection, his grey hair gelled into its normal spikes. As he walked he thought to himself "Alright this is going well I wonder what kind of story I'm in. My clothes are pretty normal so I don't think I'm in the EO universe."
As he explored the city he came across a small coffee shop he read the sign and saw it was Brooks Brews "Hey wait wasn't that the book store owner don't tell me he's gonna be like the RWBY shopkeep in these stories" and feeling quite parched he decided to get a cup "Ah sweet I'm in a coffee shop AU I wonder who my love interest will be, I hope it's Rebecca with her big juicy-"
A female voice called out to the boy who was staring off into space and drooling "Um excuse me sir are you ok?"
He shook his head and saw a girl with short gray hair staring at him "Oh yes I'm fine."
She smiled at him "Well then will you follow me please." She led him up to the bar where there were some stools and handed him a menu "Why don't you browse our selection and let me know what you want" she stepped behind the bar and besides her there were two others back there one with short purple hair and another with blond hair in pigtails.
"Alright it's Dawn not quite as good as Rebecca but a close second plus with Azuki and Sally here things are only getting better." he looked over the menu before making a decision "Excuse me I think I'll have Brooks original blend"
"Coming right up." he watched as she began making his order while the other two dealt with the other customers. When she finished she handed the cup to him with a smile.
As he took the coffee he smiled back at her and began to make small talk "So how have-"
There was a ring as the door opened Lucas turned around to see someone with long black hair pulled into a ponytail walk in and call out "Hey Dawn is your shift over yet?"
Dawn smiled brightly at the man "Almost Sly take a seat and I'll be done in a few minutes."
Lucas turned back to his cup and sulked "Of course I wouldn't be with Dawn she's always been Sly's girl but no need to be down there's still others to woo." he turned to Azuki and put on his best smile "Hey bab-"
Just then there was a large banging sound from the back room and soon after another teen with shoulder length white hair stuck his head out the door "Hey Azuki could I get some help back here?"
The young purple haired woman turned and smiled at him "Sure thing Saiko." and rushed off to help him.
"come on Lucas you've got this two down one to go it must be Sally." he turned towards the last girl "He-"
"No." and with that She left to help other customers.
He hung his head in defeat, drank what was left of his coffee and left the shop.
Lucas was fuming "I was a side character again!"
"No you weren't the story was focused on you."
"Yeah but that doesn't mean I wasn't a side character."
"Oh stop making a fuss you got what you wanted."
"Ok that's it get over here I'm gonna kick your ass!"
There's lots of banging before a sign appears that read "We are experiencing technical difficulties please wait a minute while we sort them out." and along with it there's a picture of the girls running around fixing things.
"Well things have settled down, Lucas is being restrained by Leon and Zeus. Oh there goes Sally with her mace... And he's unconscious... Fantastic. Well I hope you all enjoyed this very odd chapter and until next time OH GOD SALLY HIT HIM AGAIN.