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Extra No. 1:
Hide: Dude, did you know smell like a girl, ‘Neki?!
*Flashback*
Nishio Nishiki: You reek. You stink just like a female ghoul!
*End of flashback*
Kaneki: Nishio may have mentioned it…
Hide: Is it because you’re in a secret relationship and you didn’t tell your best friend?
Kaneki: You know what happened the last time I dated a girl, Hide.
Hide: Are you wearing perfume?
Kaneki: No. Why would I wear perfume instead of cologne?
Hide: Because you like the scent of it? How about woman’s deodorant then?
Kaneki: No.
Hide: You secretly enjoy crossdressing?
Kaneki: Hide…
Hide: You only eat meat from women?
Kaneki. Hide! No!
Hide: You went on a date with a woman who tried to eat you but instead ended up in an accident where her organs got transplanted into you?
Kaneki: NO.
*Hide snickers*
*Kaneki’s eyes widen as he realises what Hide said and blushes*
Kaneki: I mean, yes. Yes! That’s why.
Extra No.2:
Kaneki: Why do you appear human if you’re a wolf, Hide?
Hide: It’s an illusion, ‘Neki. Handy, isn’t it?
Kaneki: Have you seen any other wolves?
Hide: Yeah, you’ve met her too.
Kaneki:...?
Hide: Yoriko. You know…Touka’s friend?
Kaneki: She’s a wolf too?!
Hide: Yep! A wolf who dreams of running a restaurant, imagine that.
Extra No.3:
Wolf! Hide: *Wags tail and gives Kaneki puppy eyes*
Kaneki: Again?
Wolf! Hide: *Nods enthusiastically*
Kaneki: *Sighs and starts scratching Hide behind his ears* Good?
Wolf! Hide: *Mischievously licks Kaneki’s hand in response*
Kaneki: Ugh. Hide! *He smiles anyway*
Extra No. 4:
Hide: Hey, ‘Neki. Can I see your kagune?
Kaneki: Can I see you howl?
Hide: Wha-why would you want to see that?
Kaneki: Why do you want to see my kagune?
Hide: I’ve never seen one up close before.
Kaneki: You did when I saved you.
Hide: I didn’t. They were out one second and then the next thing I knew you were straddling me. Besides, you didn’t answer my question.
Kaneki: I’ll let you see them when I’ve seen you howl.
Hide: Hey! That’s not fair, they’re not the same.
Kaneki: They are. I haven’t shown anyone my kagune outside of battle and you haven’t howled for someone, right?
Hide: Yeah…all right. I’ll show you the song I’ve been learning to howl!
Kaneki: …Song?
Hide: Yep! Prepare to be amazed, my friend!
Extra No. 5:
Random CCG investigator: Investigator *huff puff* Amon! Sir!
Amon: Yes?
Random CCG investigator: There’s a-a-a…*Huff huff puff* it’s in the…*huff*…cafeteria! It’s infiltrated our headquarters!
Amon: I’ll head over there right away.
Random CCG investigator: Thank you, Investigator Amon!
-At the cafeteria-
Random CCG investigator 2: Somebody! Catch it!
Random CCG investigator 3: I’ll help! I love dogs! *crouches down and coos* Here boy! Here boy! *Kissy noises*
Random CCG investigator 4: That’s not going to work.
Suzuya Juuzou: *Too busy drawing the “dog” in his sketch book to help catch it*
Shinohara: *Sighs* I’m too old for this. *Grabs a strip of the steak he was eating and offers it to the “dog”* Over here. See this? Look what I have for you.
Wolf! Hide: *Walks over and sits down in front of Shinohara, wagging his tail and ignoring the steak*
Shinohara: *Holds the steak out towards the “dog”* Go on. Take it.
Wolf! Hide: *Tilts head to one side*
Shinohara: *Slowly reaches out to grab the “dog” by the scruff*
*The wolf dodges it and starts weaving through the chairs under the tables* Hey!
Amon: *Strides in* Nagachika!
Wolf! Hide: *Skids to a stop and stares at Amon*
Shinohara: *Glances at Amon, confused* Nagachika? He’s not here. If you needed him, you just missed him. Nagachika left to deliver some papers to the lab.
Amon: *Ignores Shinohara in favour of staring down Hide* That’s enough.
Wolf! Hide: *Tilts his head to the other side and whines*
Amon: Don’t you have some papers to deliver or did you make that up as an excuse?
*Hide’s appearance shifts from a golden wolf into his usual human form*
Random CCG investigators: *Shocked silence*
Shinohara: Nagachika?
Hide: Yo! Like I said, lots of papers to deliver! See ya, Shinohara, Amon!