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101. Not allowed to ask what the hell happened last chapter—Artemis
102. No cooking oysters at the engagement party—Makoto
103. Not allowed to call Mamoru the future “Mr Tsukino”—Rei
104. Or say he has technically been cheating on me since we never broke up—Rei
105. It is best not to question how Usagi manages to inspire creativity after she gets the best interior decorator in town to deck out the venue—Ami
106. No morbid poetry in the wedding speeches—Hotaru
107. No intense corrections to others’ wedding speeches, even if we had proof that the stars did not align when you both first met—Ami and Setsuna
108. No listening to racing buddies for bucks night ideas—Haruka
109. Not allowed to ask Haruka what her racing buddies came up with—Minako
110. BB Guns, spray paint, flour bombs and Usagi’s cooking are not allowed within a 2 kilometre radius of the wedding venue—Usagi
111. Ice pick heels are no longer allowed to be worn while dancing to a fast beat in human form—Luna
112. No crying when told that the wedding cake has been made by professionals—Makoto
113. No starting a brawl with the groom—Seiya
114. Sipping tea and just watching Haruka and Mamoru fight Seiya is not appropriate behaviour—Michiru
115. Not allowed to use Belladonna of Sadness as entertainment for the bachelorette party
116. I will be a safe distance away from everyone the next time I say we are running at a deadline—Ami
117. Not allowed to put secret codes into the wedding invites—Setsuna
118. Don’t whinge when the dressmaker is putting pins in your kimono—Usagi
119. That was the mother of the bride...not a demon—Rei
120. Super strength during a pillow fight needs super strong pillows—Makoto
121. Not allowed to take notes on friends drunkness at the Hen’s Night—Ami
122. Not allowed to quote senshi adventures/misadventures in wedding speeches—Usagi
123. Especially any one’s about upskirt sights—Makoto and Minako
124. Not allowed to change the wedding video to Adult Love XXXL—Minako
125. Wedding photos will be styled by the photographer, not a pedantic artist—Michiru
126. Have tissues on standby for Tsukino females (well one in particular) or deal with a veritable flood—Ami
127. Don’t insult the bridesmaids’ makeup when it was designed by Michiru Kaioh—Yaten
128. Still not allowed to murder the Starlights—Michiru
129. Not allowed to lie about Lunarian traditions so the ceremony goes faster—Artemis
130. Double check that you have the right strippers going to the right events—Minako
131. Not allowed to use stripper as body model until after the show and you have paid extra—Michiru
132. Not allowed to mention that the guy you saw naked (not including yourself) was in the mourgue—Mamoru
133. Not allowed to waste time asking about the morgue when you should be getting to the hens night—The Nameless Stripper
134. If a party game was previously banned it stays banned—Minako
135. Not allowed to steal the Mercury computer to cheat at strip trivial pursuit—Rei
136. Not allowed to incite Ami’s competitive streak...again—Taiki
137. Adult truth or dare shall not be played sober...seriously it was really boring until we got alcohol—Minako
138. Must remember that I can drink more than my friends and not get as drunk—Makoto
140. No challenging Makoto to a drinking contest—Luna
141. There is such thing as a too high note during karaoke—Usagi
142. I solemnly swear that I will never under a Cher song like that again—Makoto
143. If the wedding prep starts at 8 don’t go to bed at 7–Ami
144. Don’t run out of coffee on wedding days—Rei
145. Not allowed to make any self alterations to the bridesmaids dress in hopes of getting a date—Minako
146. Never use one of Seiya’s pickup lines on Minako, especially not one used on her before—Yaten
147. No slipping Artemis and Luna catnip to destress them until the reception—Minako
148. Don’t mess with senshi weddings—A wild Youma Dumb enough to crash the party
149. Overkill is reserved for outside venues—Rei
150. Not allowed to scoop up Michiru as she walks down the aisle to marry you—Haruka