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tutors in training (group chat between jisungpark, zhonglele, nanamin, huangrj, leejeno, leehyuck, and marklee)
suffering changed the chat name to: fuck tutoring we out of here!
cutiepie: the end of the year calls for new names bitches
lele: fuck that
lele: youll name junnie hyung and minnie hyung your “bubblegum sweetheart amazing ethereal babies”
lele: and us “shithead”
cutiepie: exactly why i wanna change them?
sungie: my boyfriend is right
sunny: its been so long since you started dating why the fuck do you still refer to him as your bf?
sungie: bc i still dont believe it
lele: stop being so sappy im gonna smack you
lele: with my mouth
lele: bc i wanna smooch
darling: shut the fuck up you lovey dovey idiots
sweetheart: and yall thought that we would be the sappy annoying couple?
suffering: yall still are?
suffering: anyway im bringing the third party opinion in
suffering: my rapper bro
suffering added chrisbang to: fuck tutoring we out of here!
chrisbang: hey whats this?
chrisbang: oh hey yall
chrisbang: why am i here?
sunny: hey chan can you name us all?
chrisbang: uh sure? im on a date im gonna rush tho.
suffering: oo homie are you finALLY with woojin?
chrisbang: yeah laskdjflajksdf im still shook?
chrisbang: anyway
chrisbang changed suffering to: once cried over xiumin’s voice
chrisbang changed sunny to: actually tried to eat a cd once
chrisbang changed cutiepie to: still plays pokemon go
chrisbang changed darling to: thought me and changbin were the same person
chrisbang changed sweetheart to: uhh whats this flash drive for
chrisbang changed lele to: has changkyun as his phone background
chrisbang changed sungie to: had a big crush on jungkook
chrisbang left: fuck tutoring we out of here!
actually tried to eat a cd once: did he just,,
actually tried to eat a cd once: expose us all
has changkyun as his phone background: why did you try to eat a cd what the fuck
actually tried to eat a cd once: liSTEN I THOUGHT WHEN PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT CD EATERS IT WAS SOMETJING LIKE THE TIDEPOD CHALLENGE SO I TRIED IT BUT CHAN WAS IN THE RECORDING BOOTH THAT DAY WHEN I TRIED IT AND HE STOPPED ME FROM TRYING IT
once cried over xiumin’s voice: its a good voice :(((((((
actually tried to eat a cd once: have you ever cried over mY voice?
once cried over xiumin’s voice: of fucking course how could i nOT
still plays pokemon go: i dONT STILL PLAY IT I JUST NEVER DELETED IT
uhh whats this flash drive for: honey you dont have to lie its ok if you still play it
thought me and changbin were the same person: yeah baby its completely fine we shouldnt judge
had a big crush on jungkook: how did you think chan and changbin were the same person? theyre not even in the same grade?
thought me and changbin were the same person: well you see i only knew that they were friends and i heard changbin rap matryoshka with jisung and i knew that chan was a triple threat so i thought that they were all the same person
has changkyun as his phone background: what the fuck does all of that mean
has changkyun as his phone background: also whats wrong with loving changkyun <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
had a big crush on jungkook: yeah i love(d) jungkook too
has changkyun as his phone background: you still do babe dont lie to yourself
uhh whats this flash drive for: you have a folder for his pics ya dumbass
once cried over xiumin’s voice: whats the story of yours tho jaemin?
uhh whats this flash drive for: uH SO HAHA
once cried over xiumin’s voice: HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER NOW I WAS THERE THAT WAS FUCKING ADLSJLASJLASKD
uhh whats this flash drive for: basically
uhh whats this flash drive for: we were in the wrestling locker rooms and yall know how that foreign kid always vapes in the bathrooms
uhh whats this flash drive for: so he left his juul in the locker rooms and went home early and coach told us to basically clean the locker rooms out bc they were starting to look like a complete mess
uhh whats this flash drive for: a lot of people had to leave early tho so it was chan, mark, and i cleaning the rooms
uhh whats this flash drive for: and i picked up the juul but the thing is i thought it was a flash drive
uhh whats this flash drive for: loNG STORY SHORT coach came in and saw me holding the juul and started scrEAMING at me for having it and stuff it was a drag (pun not intended) and chan and mark tried to tell him that it wasnt what it looked like and eventually he finished and said “do you have anything to say for yourself?” but i still didnt know what the fuck it was so i said “uhh whats this flash drive for?” and coach was so confused and chan and mark were laughing and thats the story of how my coach thought i vaped in the locker rooms
still plays pokemon go: jAEMIN SSHDJSJDJS
thought me and changbin were the same person: AKJFHALSKDJDSJ I HAD TO LEAVE MY ART CLASS BC I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH JAEMIN ISTG
once cried over xiumin’s voice: imagine seeing this shit irl it was hoRRIBLE I CRIED ASDJASLKJ
uhh whats this flash drive for: i haTE YOU ALL ITS A GOOD THING I DONT KNOW WHAT A JUUL IS
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boyfriends <3 (group chat with huangrj, nanamin, and leejeno)
junjun: hey im out on my roof rn
minmin: you what
nono: you where
junjun: im gonna run to the park for a bit
junjun: i kinda wanna think
minmin: hOW WILL YOU GET OFF THE ROOF
junjun: ill jump?
nono: JUNNIE YOU’RE GOING TO DIE
junjun: no i wont ill land on the shed roof
nono: WAIT JUNNIE
minmin: RENJUN
nono: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO
junjun: chill im fine
junjun: im walking on the sidewalk now
minmin: itS FUCKING 11 PM
junjun: i know? im just going to the park its not like our neighborhood is a bad one
nono: what if you get hurt?
junjun: goddamnit cant i just go somewhere without yall hovering over me?
junjun: shit sorry
nono: baby whats bothering you,,do you want us to come over?
minmin: injeolmi,,? are you ok? do you want us to leave you alone for a bit bc i understand that
junjun: i just,,
junjun: im going to be a junior now
junjun: im just stressed, i dont know how to be an adult, i dont know what to do for college, im not famous (lowkey) like hyuck or jisung, my art wont do much for me, i just dont know what to fucking do anymore
junjun: can you come to the park
nono: im already out the fucking door
minmin: ^^
junjun: i love you
nono: i love you
minmin: i love you
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chensung stans (private chat between marklee and leehyuck)
hyuckus: dude i think i got the alignment right
hyuckus: jeno has dumb dick energy
hyuckus: jaemin has big uwu energy
hyuckus: jisung has dumb uwu energy
hyuckus: chenle has dumb dick energy too (i was gonna give him sad or sad uwu but i couldnt)
hyuckus: renjun has sad bitch energy
hyuckus: i have big bitch energy
markus: i would have given you big uwu
markus: what about me
hyuckus: the true holder of bde
markus: stop it hyuck your bias is showing
markus: i dont have bde
markus: i have,,
markus: wde (weird dick energy)
hyuckus: mark lee what the fuck
markus: i regret that text
hyuckus: i reiterate: mark lee what the fuck
hyuckus: wHAT THE FUCK IS WEIRD DICK ENERGY
markus: i doNT FUCKING KNOW I JUST SAID IT
hyuckus: FLSJLDJSLKJS IM TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR NEW BOYFRIEND
markus: nO PLEASE
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chensung enthusiasts (private chat between jisungpark and zhonglele)
lalalele: hey im sorry
jisungpark: nice
lalalele: how was mrs. k? i know shes a bitch
jisungpark: nice
lalalele: i just got a text about viagra from an unknown number
jisungpark: nice
lalalele: im breaking up with you and asking minsung if they’re considering polyamory
jisungpark: nice
lalalele: goddAMNIT JISUNG HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE UNTIL YOU FORGIVE ME
jisungpark: i caNT FORGIVE YOU
lalalele: itS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BITCHASS REFUSES TO WATCH INFINITY WAR UNTIL AVENGERS FOUR PT 2 COMES OUT OFC I WOULD HAVE SPOILED IT BY NOW ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS
jisungpark: i alreADY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
jisungpark: i just didnt think that yOU WOULD SPOIL IT FOR ME
jisungpark: my clOSEST ALLY
jisungpark: mY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND
jisungpark: MY BOYFRIEND
lalalele: i sweAR TO FUCKING GOD JISUNG
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fuck tutoring we out of here! (group chat between jisungpark, zhonglele, nanamin, huangrj, leejeno, leehyuck, and marklee)
thought me and changbin were the same person changed all chat names to: default
huangrj: ill miss you guys
jisungpark: we’re all going to the same school for one more year?
huangrj: something wont be the same
huangrj: ill be a junior
huangrj: i wont see you as much
huangrj: im no mark lee
huangrj: i just wanna say that i love you guys now
nanamin: i love ya
leejeno: i love ya
leehyuck: i love ya
marklee: i love ya
zhonglele: i love ya
jisungpark: i love ya
zhonglele: this isnt emo hours guys
marklee: hes right lets perk up
leejeno: we have one more year for it all
nanamin: bitch we’re gonna make it count
leehyuck: mmhm, its gonna be a blast
huangrj: yall are right, it’s our last year, but it’ll be the best one yet
jisungpark: we only go up from here, guys
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