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3RD PERSON OR SOME SHIT
RockHard: Okay quick question what’s with the pictures of BakuBro but his face is replaced by Gordon Ramsay’s
pikapikabitch: uwu
RockHard: Kami bro, no
AlienQueen⋆: Hey, u guys realize bakugo’s in this chat, right?? lol
sextape: rip kami 2kXX
baked crispy: KAMINARI IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
pikapikabitch: I DIDNT DO IT MOTHMAN DID
baked crispy: BULLSHIT, LIGHTNING MCDUMBASS
AlienQueen⋆: o shit U got Mothman’s deets?
AlienQueen⋆: Can u hook me and Mothman up
sextape: kami cant bc he’s fucking dead but i can
AlienQueen⋆: Thx Sero
Tenya_Iida: Bakugo, please refrain from harming your fellow students!! Did everybody get their English assignment done?
sextape: fuck we had hw?
StillCryingOverMCR: sam helped me with mine, so yeah
birdman: bird solidarity baby!!!!!!!!!!!
RockHard: I’ve contained BakuBro for now but Kami’s dead
sextape: F
birdman: F
AlienQueen⋆: F
Tenya_Iida: Bakugo, please behave appropriately!
baked crispy: FUCK YOU I’LL DO WHAT I WANT
Tenya_Iida: I have asked politely, but your words of defiance frustrate me.
birdman: hdhdhdhdj
Shouto: It was my idea. I compared Bakugo to Gordon Ramsay
sextape: todoroki n o
baked crispy: IcyHot Im Going To Fucking Strangle You
Tenya_Iida: Bakugo, no.
RockHard: Babe we can’t keep doing this
izuckerberg: Kacchan no!!
panini ;): kids please
panini ;): im going to count to ten and if you guys dont settle down im not making ice pops this week
Tenya_Iida: There you have it, fellow students! Please behave!
birdman: okay okay
birdman: but
< birdman changed baked crispy’s name to: Gordon Ramsay ! >
Gordon Ramsay: I’m Going To Kill You
birdman: do it, no balls
panini ;): s A M N O
birdman: sam yes
Tenya_Iida: Samuel, please refrain from provoking others!
RockHard: He cant kill you
RockHard: I have BakuBro in my hold
RockHard: He Will Not Escape
birdman: :(
panini ;): thats it, no icepops
AlienQueen⋆: Aww…
panini ;): all the girls and iida are excluded bc they’re cool
birdman: u just have the big lesbian, u gay cowboy
< panini ;) changed their name to: gay cowboy ! >
gay cowboy: yeehaw
Tenya_Iida: I will be heading to bed, as should everyone else! It is 9:30, please rest!
panini ;): basically what iida said
birdman: wait hey where other class mom
AlienQueen⋆: She’s on a date w Jirou!!! I think theyre jusy chillin in momo’s room now tho
AlienQueen⋆: *just
Shouto: Who’s birds are in my room
Shouto: they’re eating my tatami
birdman: fuck thats where those two rascals went
Shouto: theyre pecking at my pants
Shouto: why does the white and blue one look so fat
Gordon Ramsay: GET YOUR DAMN BIRDS!!!! FUCKIN NERD
birdman: dont call lace fat!!!!! only i get to do that
birdman: k bakubaka
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
panini ;): settle down or i will come to your room and scold you both
birdman: :(
Gordon Ramsay: FINE
birdman: time to get my thicc birds
birdman: well lace is is the more thicc one tho,,,
AnimalFriends✿: （＞д＜)!!!
birdman: kouda i love you but he is a thicc boy
birdman: stinky bird rascal
AnimalFriends✿: （`･m･´ ）
birdman: fat little bird
AnimalFriends✿: {{p´Д｀q}} !!!!!
Shouto: the one with black spots has eaten some of my tatami and crushed my hand.
birdman: good
birdman: jk jk coming to get them rn
Shouto: Thanks
3:30 AM
pikapikabitch: i lived, bitch