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Sportacus spent approximately a week holed up in his airship trying to figure out what exactly went down. He was just working out in the park when everything went to shit, and Robbie started acting weird, and then he just kissed him! Robbie can be very odd, true, but this was much more odd than usual. Sportacus contemplated this for the entire week, while working out, while eating sportscandy. Finally, he decided, he needed some help.
Sportacus hopped down from his airship just after dinner time, and headed straight for Stephanie’s house. Stephanie was a teenager now, and very smart, surely she knew what was going on.
He knocked on the door.
“Hiya Sportacus! What brings you here right now?” Stephanie greets with a smile.
“I have a question. Say someone is trying to take a nap on a bench, and i decide to work out. The person is staring at me, and I am concerned because their face is very red, so I go over to check on him, and he stutters a lot, kisses me, and runs away. What does that mean?”
Stephanie looks at the sports elf shocked for a second, before shaking her head and responding, “Um, it sounds like he was embarrassed.”
“Embarrassed? Why?”
“Were you wearing a shirt?”
“No. It was very hot.”
“Well that’s why.”
“I don’t get it”
Stephanie sighs, “Sportacus, I love you, but you’re an idiot. You are...how do I say this. You’re fucking ripped, and so this man was embarrassed because he thought you were hot, and it made him...uncomfortable.” she says, raising her eyebrows, hinting behind a deeper meaning to the word ‘uncomfortable’.
“I didn’t know that I could make people uncomfortable like that, I guess I won’t take my shirt off anymore.” he responded, obviously not getting the deeper meaning.
“Jimminy Christmas Sport, I meant turned on. You turned him on.”
“I. Oh. Oh.” Sportacus’ face turned red as blood as the elf came to the realization of what was really happening. “I- have to go do something”
“I’m sure you do Sportacus.” Stephanie said through the hands that were on her face. She rubbed her face and took her hands down with a light sniff, “Tell Robbie I said hi.” she finally said before closing the door with a huff.
Sportacus stands there for a moment, thinking, before heading in the direction of Robbie’s lair. He knew what he wanted to do when he got there, but didn’t exactly know how. He had never gone beyond light pecks before, and he had a feeling Robbie wasn’t wanting just light pecks. Honestly, neither did he. He was still thinking when he got there, and hesitated before knocking on the pipe entrance.
“Go away.” was the immediate response, almost before Sportacus had knocked. Sportacus decided he didn’t care and forced the entrance open, receiving another immediate response of, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
When Sportacus reached the ground, Robbie’s vulgarities were saying one thing, while his beet red face was saying something completely different. Sportacus ignored him, favoring cupping his face instead. He gently brought the other man’s lips to his, barely brushing them before backing off. Robbie looked shocked, but quickly recovered as he saw the elf retreating back to the entrance. He chased after him, grabbing his arm, and shoving him against the nearest wall.
“You don’t get to just walk away.”
Sportacus laughed, “But you do?”
“I-I. Shut up.” Robbie stuttered, before slamming his lips against the shorter mans. They were still for a hot second, before slowly starting to move, getting into each other’s motions as if it was second nature. The opening of their mouths occurred naturally, as the kiss progressed, as if it was always meant to happen. They battled with their tongues for a while, neither winning, and both content with the battle being everlasting. Sportacus’ hands were on Robbie’s waist, kneading small circles. Robbie had one hand on the elf’s waist, and the other tangled in his hair, hat abandoned on the floor long ago. Robbie tugged at his hair a bit, causing Sportacus to groan, disconnecting their lips momentarily, before diving in for more. The kiss began picking up pace, hands roaming and grasping whatever they could. Robbie’s lips wandered down to the blonde elf’s neck, biting hard and proceeding to suck vigorously. He made a trail of love bites, Sportacus moaning with each one. Robbie assumes he’s found a sweet spot when he moans even louder and grasps his back.
“Dude they’re totally making out!” the two hear a familiar voice from the entrance of the room. They both look back in shock.
“Did you leave the entrance open.” Robbie says urgently, turning back to Sportacus.
“I- guess I might have.” Sportacus responds slowly. Trixie was the one who had caught them, and the other kids started filing down the ladder, presumably to watch the show. Robbie didn’t even let them reach the bottom before scolding them red-faced, and ordering them back up the ladder.
“And close the door behind you!” he shouts up towards the kids, now at the top. He then turns back towards Sportacus, “Now, where were we.”