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HallMonitor: Good morning @everyone
MichaelKeaton: Listen here Iida, I know you like addressing the class each morning and I respect that,
MichaelKeaton: B U T I T I S S U N D A Y
Tailman: Yeah let us sleep man.
Charge Dolt: Justice never sleeps Ojiro.
Charge Dolt: Well at least I don’t.... insomnia ya know.
Tailman: I’m going back to bed. Don’t wake me until 8.
SugarDaddy: It’s 5:00, what are you doing up this early Iida?
HallMonitor: I always wake up early every day to fully utilize every hour.
SugarDaddy: I was hoping to use some of those hours TO SLEEP
Charge Dolt: Yeah for a guy who’s all about getting along, you sure do god doing things that antagonize us.
HallMonitor: My apologies it was very inconsiderate of me to do this
HallMonitor: I will stop immediately
HallMonitor: No longer will I awaken my classmates so soon
HallMonitor: You have my word as class representative that I will not awaken my fellow heroes in training on their precious days off
Charge Dolt: Guys Sato just tore Iida’s door off.
HallMonitor: I’m reporting this to Aizawa.
Charge Dolt: And he’s gone. Well I don’t know about anyone else but I’m putting on some old kaiju movies in the common room if anybody else wants to join me.
SugarDaddy: Screw it I just downed a bag of sugar to rip that door off, I’m not getting anymore sleep.
Charge Dolt: I’ll let you have first pick bro.
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SpaceJam: Looks like I missed Iida’s wake up. Thank goodness.
SpaceJam: Anyone awake?
Frogger: Mornin
MichaelKeaton: I am.
Charge Dolt: Me and Sato are watching King Konk downstairs. Midoriya went out for a morning jog and Iida came back with a bump on his head.
HallMonitor: I reported Sato’s vandalization to Aizawa and he chopped my head and said “it’s 5:00 go back to bed”
SpaceJam: Not surprising.
Aux Cord: I’m awake
TheGrapeist: I’m coming
TheGrapeist: Down.
Thermostat: I’ll make breakfast.
SugarDaddy: I can do it in a bit Todoroki.
Thermostat: No you deserve a break master chef.
SpaceJam: You’re probably tired Sato, let us take care of this.
SugarDaddy: You flatter me.
RocketMan: If you’re cooking bacon you better not bake it,
Thermostat: What kind of savage do you take me for?
RocketMan: I ain’t taking any chances after seeing Iida’s bacon.
HallMonitor: It’s healthier that way.
RocketMan: I would rather eat the wheels off your brother’s wheelchair than eat that shitty bacon again.
HallMonitor: That was uncalled for.
SpaceJam: Okay who put a fake label on the orange juice? It says Respect Women juice now.
Charge Dolt: I did, and I’d do it again.
Charge Dolt: Speaking Of could you pour me a glass?
SpaceJam: Fine....
TheGrapeist: I want some.
AlienQueen: I bet he burns up after drinking it.
Aux Cord: Why did you do that Kaminari?
Charge Dolt: When you can’t sleep and have The Whole dorm at your disposal, you do what you can really just to stave away the boredom.
SpaceJam: Okay Mineta just drank a glass and now he’s throwing up. Mineta is incapable of respecting women confirmed.
Charge Dolt: Oh that’s probably cuz the juice is expired.
SpaceJam: What?
Charge Dolt: It’s a test, see if you truly respect women you’d drink the juice.
SpaceJam: I
SpaceJam: I mean
SpaceJam: You’re not wrong?
Aux Cord: Wait if it’s expired why did you ask for a glass?
Charge Dolt: Well I’m not gunna be a hypocrite. Also I have to prove my undying respect for women.
Aux Cord: Kaminari Just downed a glass of that expired orange juice in one gulp.
Aux Cord: I’m unsure wether to dump him or propose.
Charge Dolt: Remember this moment the next time somebody says I objectify women.
Charge Dolt: @Everyone who else here is willing to respect women?
RocketMan: Fuck that.
Hard: Eh, Screw it. I’ll be down.
Thermostat: I’ll pass not because I hate women but because I’m cooking.
TwilightVampire: Does respect women juice come in grape?
Charge Dolt: @Uraraka we got any expired grape juice?
SpaceJam: There’s a frozen juice box in the freezer, that’s the closest we got.
TwilightVampire: Close enough.
HallMonitor: PLEASE DO NOT CONSUME EXPIRED JUICE OUT OF SOME DESIRE TO SHOW APPRECIATION FOR WOMEN.
Hard: Too late. God that burns goin down....
SugarDaddy: I took a sip, not my best moment.
SpaceJam: Oohh, Ojiro just poured himself a tall glass.
FriendlyGhost: He respects me <3
Tailman: Who forgot to throw out the OJ? And why does it say respect women juice?
Tailman: Nevermind I read the chat.
Charge Dolt: Finish it off Ojiro.
Tailman: I don’t know if I can....
Hard: You know who wouldn’t drink that? People who don’t respect women.
Tailman: God, I hate you all...
SpaceJam: Hes doing it. And everyone is canting “chug chug chug”
Aux Cord: This morning is cursed.
Alien Queen: More cursed than Kaminari summoning Hatsume?
Aux Cord: It’s up there....
Tailman: There, I respect women happy now?
Tailman: Oh no.
FriendlyGhost: If Ojiro pukes it back up does it count?
Charge Dolt: as long as he held it longer than Mineta.
RocketMan: What the hell was that scream?
Hard: Okay so Midoriya just got back from his jog, grabbed the carton of respect women juice, and chugged The remainder straight from the carton.
Charge Dolt: Midoriya respects women more than any of us.
MyLeg: Why is everyone staring.
MyLeg: THAT WAS EXPIRED!?
Charge Dolt: But you feel empowered right?
MyLeg: No I feel nauseous.
Charge Dolt changed MyLeg’s name to Women Respecter
SpaceJam changed Women Respecter’s name to Deku.
SpaceJam: I’m getting tired of all the name changes.
Deku: Thanks.
HallMonitor: Are you Alright Midoriya?! Do you need to see Recovery girl!?
Deku: I’ll be fine. It’s not the grossest thing I’ve put in my body.
SpaceJam: That worries me.
Thermostat: Breakfast is ready, and no throwing up at the table.
Charge Dolt: sweet bacon.
BodyHorror: The hell did I miss?
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Alien Queen: Anyone know where Hagakure is?
FriendlyGhost: I’m getting lunch with Ojiro.
Tailman: I wasn’t able to have breakfast this morning so I’m making up for it with a larger lunch.
Deku: Hey @everyone I was going to see about renting out a grill from the cafeteria tonight, see about having barbecue for dinner. What’s everyone think?
Hard: I’m more than down.
HallMonitor: A barbecue would be a great class bonding activity Midoriya, great thinking.
Thermostat: I’m down.
SugarDaddy: MEAT
BodyHorror: I’m in.
MichaelKeaton: What a mad bouquet of darkness.
Charge Dolt: Dude you gotta stop with that shit. Also me and Jirou are down.
Aux Cord: I want ribs.
Hard: Odd, no reply from Bakugo. Normally he’d jump at a chance like this for barbecue.
RocketMan: My_phone |s acting up....
RocketMan: B7t I’m do2n s9 lo;g as I’m +ooking.
RocketMan set their name to Asshole.
Asshole: T(e &u+k?
Hard: This isn’t a very good prank Bakugo.
Asshole: #h7t th3 &uc’ u0.
Asshole: sfrhv#¥tuned§.&*/84348(#$;’!!!!
Deku: Kacchan?
Asshole: 23k43 8;. @$$8;* ;32 :3:/34# ;92......
Asshole Added Toga Himiko And Dabi to the chat.
Himiko renamed the chat to Villain Invasion.
Himiko: Hi @everyone
Charge Dolt: WTF
Aux Cord: Bakugo This isn’t funny
Asshole: My phone did this on its own.
Himiko set their name to Killer Queen
Killer Queen set Dabi’s name to Dabin.
Killer Queen: Izuku
Deku: Toga.... How did you get here?
Killer Queen: We put a bug in Splody’s phone when we kidnapped him at the summer camp. Been waiting to use it. Now we’re in and we have access to his phone and your group chat!
Charge Dolt: Call a teacher guys!
CinnamonRoll: Working On it.
HallMonitor: I am screenshotting everything.
Asshole: Could you not announce your plans in the chat that they’ve compromised!
Killer Queen: Oh it’s already too late for that to matter.
Killer Queen posted 1 image [A random selfie taken in a dark room, Dabi can be seen in the background sitting at a computer]
Killer Queen: So hows everyone doing?
Asshole: Fuck off
HallMonitor: You are not welcome here.
Killer Queen:
Killer Queen has removed HallMonitor from the chat.
Charge Dolt: SHE GOT IIDA
Aux Cord Added HallMonitor to the chat.
Aux Cord: Its just a chatroom dummy.
SpaceJam: Whats going on here?
Dabin: We’re in your system. And right now I’m going through all of your dirty little secrets.
Aux Cord: This would be a lot more intimidating if it wasn’t being told by a guy whose username is Dabin.
Dabin: Screw off.
Killer Queen: So whatcha chatting bout?
Killer Queen: Ooh barbecue. I’m not much of a meat person but I love some grilled veggies.
PhilSwift: Grilled asparagus is the best.
Killer Queen: It’s great.
Asshole: Can you not have a friendly conversation with THE BITCH WHOS HACKING US!
SpaceJam: You won’t get away with this.
Killer Queen: So hows the crush?
SpaceJam: Shut up.
Deku: Nobody say anything.
Killer Queen: Thats no fun.
BodyHorror: I have nothing to say to you.
Killer Queen: Well it won’t matter in a little bit, once Dabi finishes pulling your secrets I’ll be out.
Dabin: All of this information is useless.
Killer Queen: What?
Dabin: This group chat is virtually useless. It’s just a bunch of stupid conversations and memes. Not bad memes but yeah, no juicy secrets.
Asshole: Suck on that you psychobitch!
Killer Queen: Okay I looked it over and wow yeah this is useless. Why are you all so boring?
Killer Queen: Excluding you Deku you aren’t boring.
Deku: How do I delete myself from this chat?
SpaceJam: Leave, you have no reason to be here anymore.
Killer Queen: Oh you’re silly, you forgot the position you are in.
Killer Queen: I’m in control here, and there’s no way you can boot me out.
SpaceJam has removed Killer Queen from the Chat.
Dabin:.... it took you that long to try that?
SpaceJam: Did it work?
Dabin: I’m going to save you a lot of trouble and just say it.
Dabin: Yes. She’s throwing a huge fit about it.
TheGrapeist: I can’t believe Uraraka killed Toga.
Dabin: Whats with that name?
3dPrinter: If you knew him you’d understand.
Thermostat: Villains?
Charge Dolt: Villain, Uraraka Just killed Toga.
Thermostat: Nice.
Dabin: Shouto Todoroki.
Thermostat: You, the fire villain right?
Dabin: I am. Are you frightened?
Thermostat: No. but you might want to leave.
Charge Dolt: Can I ask you a question first?
Dabin: Screw it why not.
Charge Dolt: With the fire and everything.... are you Endeavor’s secret love child?
Thermostat: Thats stupid.
Charge Dolt: HYPOCRITE!
Dabin: I’m not going to answer, but I will just say that I know a lot about you Todoroki.
PhilSwift: Totally his love child.
Dabin: Shut up. Now I’ll take my leave, see you soon heroes.
Dabin: Oh and Todoroki.
Thermostat: What?
Dabin sent 1 image [The Endeavor face meme reading “When you stop the microwave right at 0 seconds”]
Dabin: Good taste.
Dabin left the chat.
Deku: That was unsettling.
SpaceJam: But at least it’s over.
Charge Dolt: WTF WAS THAT NOISE!?
3dPrinter: Did you hear that explosion?
Asshole: Wasn’t me.
Deku: Are we under attack?
SpaceJam: The league break in?
Hard: No, microwave just blew up. Surprised it took this long for Hatsume’s repairs to go bad,
HallMonitor: HATSUME!!!!!
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Tailman: Can’t believe we missed the whole villain incident.
FriendlyGhost; Yeah, sounds like it was crazy.
Charge Dolt: It was.
Aux Cord : So, What did All Might Say?
Deku: Well the villains didn’t get any further than the group chat. Since Bakugo’s phone was the catalyst they could only access things on his device. Mainly chats, emails, and any applications and sites he had on his phone. I’m actually with Bakugo right now, let me see if he has anything to add.
Deku: FUCKING BASTARDS MADE ME HAVE TO DESTROY MY PHONE! THAT WAS FUCKING EXPENSIVE DAMN IT.
HallMonitor: I’m sorry to hear that.
Deku: The school offered to buy him a new phone though. That brings us to the next thing.... they had to go through the chat.
Alien Queen: Oh no, our secrets!
Deku: Well firstly we have to change Mineta’s nickname, because it’s well.... ya know....
TheGrapeist: Not good to call your classmate a sex offender?
Deku: That....
Deku set TheGrapeist’s name to Ball Pit.
Ball Pit: Midoriya.... I actually like this.
Deku: Good to hear.
HallMonitor: And Kirishima, your name was interpreted as innuendo.
Hard: What!? But it’s my quirk!
HallMonitor set Kirishima’s name to Rock.
Rock: Thanks I hate it.
HallMonitor: School orders unfortunately.
3dPrinter: Which brings us to the last point.
Charge Dolt: Yeah?
3dPrinter: Just to be safe, we are deleting this chatroom.
Alien Queen: WHAT NO!!!!!
Frogger: It’s just a chat Mina.
Alien Queen: But this is more than a chat, it’s a hub, a place for all of us to get together and talk.
Frogger: We live in the same building, we can talk whenever.
Alien Queen: But the memories....
BodyHorror: As yes, remember when this chat resulted in two doors getting destroyed?
Alien Queen: I refuse to let you destroy this chatroom!
Cinnamon Roll: MINA WE CAN MAKE ANOTHER CHATROOM SO PLEASE STOP IT.
Charge Dolt: Holy shit.
PhilSwift: He hath spoken!
Cinnamon Roll: IM SORRY I HAD TO RAISE MY VOICE BUT SOMEONE HAD TO.
Aux Cord: This is a text chat, what voice?
Aux Cord: Also yeah we can make another one.
Michael Keaton set the chat name to 1-A Chat: RIP
MichaelKeaton: The chaos is finally over.
MichaelKeaton: For now.
3dPrinter: We’ll be deleting the chat soon. Now would be the time to pay your respects.
PhilSwift: Pay our respects to a chat?
3dPrinter: I only ask that you not spam memes.
Charge Dolt sent 13 pictures
Charge Dolt: Sorry, I didn’t see the message until I had already posted.
3dPrinter: Ugh....
PhilSwift: Did you have to type Ugh? That’s just a sigh.
3dPrinter: Yes, It was completely necessary.
Tailman: Well it’s been fun. Hope the next one doesn’t get hacked.
FriendlyGhost: Same.
Ball Pit: I’m keeping this name for the next one.
Rock: Wait if we’re deleting the chat then why bother changing names?
HallMonitor: best to end on a cleaner note.
Rock: T-T
Frogger: Well, anybody else have anything to add?
BodyHorror: I got nothing.
SugarDaddy: We still barbecuing?
Deku: After all this I think we need it.
Thermostat: Anybody who wants to go shopping meet me by the gate. We have Aizawa’s permission.
Thermostat: And due to the intrusion Aizawa will be accompanying us.
Alien Queen: Oh no.
TwilightVampire: Well it’s been grand everyone.
PhilSwift: Agreed.
Aux Cord: I’ll be at the gate. Kaminari?
Charge Dolt: You got it babe.
Deku: Then I think it’s time to end it.
HallMonitor: Agreed
3dPrinter: Agreed.
SpaceJam: good night sweet prince.
Charge Dolt: Don’t assume the chat’s gender Uraraka.
THE CHAT HAS BEEN DELETED
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Izuku powered Down his phone. The chat was gone and he wasn’t expecting any phone calls from his mom so he had no reason for it to be on right now. Setting it on the night stand he stepped out of his room and went downstairs where Kirishima, Ochako, Bakugo, And Shoto were waiting outside by the grill.
“This better not be that processed shit half and half!” Bakugo yelled.
“I got good meat, don’t doubt me.” Said Shoto
Ochako smiled as Izuku approached.
“Oh there you are.”
“Yeah, let’s get to work.” Said Izuku. “Kacchan you got the grill.”
“Damn right I do. Shitty hair you’re my assistant. Now put on a god damn apron.”
“Alright.”
Izuku nodded and led his two friends inside to prepare a few other things that didn’t require the grill. About half an hour later Sato and Kouda?? arrived and set up a few tables outside. Then the food was ready.
“Alright, now how do we let everyone know...” Muttered Izuku.
Without warning Bakugo set off an explosion.
“HEY ASSHOLES SOUPS ON!”
The other six students looked at Bakugo in shock.
“T-That’s one way....” Said Ochako.
Soon enough students began to file in and sat around the tables eating together. Izuku had to take a moment to look at the events around him, noting at how everyone was getting along (Except Bakugo but honestly that was to be expected). Mina and Kirishima were chatting about something particularly funny, given how they were laughing. Kaminari was charging Jirou’s phone while eating a cheeseburger, the girl in question looking away nervously while holding his hand under the table. Shoto was keeping Mineta at bay so the the youth would try to perv Momo, one hand distracting the small hero to be while the other took a sip from what became dubbed as “the meme mug”.
“Everyone looks happy.” Ochako Said next to him.
“Yeah, I’m glad we could do this....”
Ochako smiled and looked at Zizuku, who was watching as Sero and Sato had an impromptu hot dog eating contest (Bakugo’s only let them have two franks each though so it was more about who could finish theirs first; which appeared to be Sato).
“I wish we could do stuff like this more often.” Said Izuku
“Hm?”
“Ya know... more get together like this, no chat rooms... just friends together.”
“I’d like that too.”
“OYE DEKU! ROUND FACE!” Bakugo called out “If you want food hurry the fuck up!”
The two exchanged glances.
“Shall we?”
“Let’s,”
The pair got some food and went to join their friends.
Because as fun as watching from the distance was, nothing compares to being right there.
END.