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theyre bigger
theyre stronger
theyre rowdier
and so
theyre forkier
pitchforks, in the pitch pf the night,, attack the akieloveretian castle. theyre the rebel group that Fork needs to vanquish. their supreme ruler commander, Pitch Fork, lives on the outskirts of akielovere. She intends on destroying the joint kingdom and rule it as her own. The pitchforks join forces with the abused spoons of the castle who are happy to serve the mighty alpha. They did through the yard and enter into the night. Havoc ensues.
companion poem
the pichforks
were not forks
they were rebels and alphas
with one sole purpose
to break apart the alliance
to end the kings' dalliance
the abused spoons
pitchfork in their ears did croon
for Pitch Fork the spoons did swoon
pitchforks break into the castle
no matter what the hassle