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August 28
6:46 AM
sasgay changed the group chat from operation : forest to this shit again
insidefox: yay
asstiel: we’re sophomores now
cherrybi: yup
#restingbeachgay: ew
fangirl210: I wanna change my name
puppetrye: then do it, you senior
fangirl210: ew
insidefox: where r shino and shikamaru
*hacker’s voice* i’m gay: I’m at shino’s house
momma bug: mhm
fangirl210 changed their nickname to the elder
cherrybi: temari…
the elder: dun question me
puppetrye: admitting she’s old
sasgay: I wouldn’t be talking ryebread
insidefox: why is shikamaru at shino’s
#restingbeachgay: idk why were you at sasuke’s?
sasgay: not the same
momma bug: i keep forgetting to give you guys your gifts
*hacker’s voice* i’m gay: I’m ok with what I have rn
asstiel: awwwww
the eldest: wow
puppetrye: hahahhahaha that’s gay
insidefox: look who’s talking mr ‘Kakashi could could crush me’
sasgay: adskdljnfwlk
asstiel: naruto
10/10: man, is it ‘appreciate kakashi hour’? I love that hour
asstiel: tenten!!
10/10: ❤️
youthlee!: morning everyone!
cherrybi: hi lee
#restingbeachgay: uh no, but I could go for some ‘appreciate kakashi hour’
sasgay: mega same tho
asstiel: [what-a-man.png]
the eldest: [thinking-boy.jpg]
sasgay: [crush-me-blease.png]
icha icha pride: i dun know if I should be more afraid of the fact you took these or the names of these
#restingbeachgay: ASKLNJLKDKJLD
sasgay: I just fucking screamed out loud, I’m so sorry neighbors
puppetrye: I just saw temari choke on her bagel, I’m fucking crying
byakubitch: What the fuck did I wake up to
icha icha pride: morning neji
asstiel: I’m sobbinv
insidefox: I can’t breathe
byakubitch: i can’t believe you guys
sasgay: my lungs are on the floor
OH SHIT ITAC
asstiel: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
insidefox: HE GOT FUCKING SNIPED
puppetrye: h ol y sh i t
10/10: i’m dead
#restingbeachgay: I’m crying, there are tears
icha icha pride: it seems my work here is done
icha icha pride has left this shit again
insidefox: i’m fucking done with you guys
#restingbeachgay: we all collectively lost our shit
sasgay: I live!
insidefox: damn
cherrybi: nice
Naruto
insidefox: What?
asstiel has changed the group chat from this shit again to kakashi appreciation hour
byakubitch: Hinata, your a tad late
#restingbeachgay: temari is on our kitchen floor crying
puppetrye: [lmao-what-a-dork.jpg]
sasgay: thick mood rn
10/10: t h i c k m o o d
youthlee!: did we ever compare schedules
sasgay: no?
cherrybi: i dun think so
#restingbeachgay: I need time to recover after that
asstiel: I need new lungs
sasgay: same
the elder: the bell rings soon, cafeteria to look at schedules now
insidefox: okey
8:35 AM
insidefox: im lost
cherrybi: What do you have this period?
youthlee!: you have gym with me naruto, it’s the second door on the right down the gym hallway
sasgay: i have kakashi this period
#restingbeachgay: hahahha, R.I.P.
sasgay: he keeps looking at me while I’m on my phone
cherrybi: lmao, just like, say it’s appreciation hour again
sasgay: …
cherrybi: [thiccum-arms.png]
#restingbeachgay: lmao, when did you get that?
sasgay: he just laughed, I’m crying in class
#restingbeachgay: what did you say?
sasgay: ‘kakashi, it’s appreciation hour again’ and he just laughed
cherrybi: uh, when we went to didney. He wore a tank top
sasgay : his head is on the desk, and he’s still laughin I can’t breathe
#restingbeachgay: nice Sakura
and Sasuke, picks pls
sasgay: [hes-broken.mp4]
#restingbeachgay: oh my god even better
cherrybi: you fucking broke him I can’t, his laugh
#restingbeachgay: I can’t breathe, I’m in psych and the teacher is giving me a look
sasgay: [hes-dead-jim.mp4]
cherrybi: oh my god is he ok?
sasgay: no, Sakura this if your fault
#restingbeachgay: my stomach hurts
puppetrye: What the fuck did you do to him?
sasgay: sakura told me to tell him it’s appreciation hour again and he’s lost his fucking marbles
puppetrye: Jesus Christ
#restingbeachgay: I think the teacher is going to write me up for laughing
puppetrye: i’ll vouche for you with dad when we get home
#restingbeachgay: much thank
cherrybi: you didn’t actually need to tell him
So it’s not my fault
*hacker’s voice* i’m gay: this school is homophobic
#restingbeachgay: ADSAFDKLJASD
cherrybi: ?
*hacker’s voice* i’m gay: they told me I can’t make out with shino, aka homophobia
#restingbeachgay: i’m screaming
cherrybi: wait, you and shino are dating?
sasgay: man, Sakura you didn’t notice?
cherrybi: apparently not
puppetrye: they have a rule against making out in general, it’s not just you trust me
#restingbeachgay: what does that mean
puppetrye: there was year you weren’t here, you dun know me
sasgay: [hes-still-going.mp4]
cherrybi: JESUS CHRIST MAN, HE NEEDS A HOSPITAL
#restingbeachgay: he’s going to need new lungs
12:35 PM
insidefox: What the fuck did you do to kakashi?
asstiel: I walked into his class and he just broke down laughing
puppetrye: ohmfg really?
asstiel: he looked at me, snorted and died
the eldest: rip
#restingbeachgay: whoop whoop, it’s the sound of
insidefox: da police?
sasgay: ???
#restingbeachgay: sorry, having like, focus issues today
the eldest: did ya take your meds
#restingbeachgay: forgot
asstiel: Gaara takes meds?
puppetrye: uh, idk you want to tell them?
#restingbeachgay: ye I do, for depression and dysfunction
sasgay: damn, the worst kind of double d’s
asstiel: wow
#restingbeachgay: ajklasfjlkdsafkl
puppetrye: sasuke
sasgay: yes?
puppetrye: you’re too young
sasgay: hey, I’m almost 16
puppetrye: And I’m almost 18, you wanna go you child
insidefox: boys, your both pretty
the eldest: Naruto that is the gayest thing I’ve heard you say
#restingbeachgay: ohhh fun, where r u guys rn
puppetrye: all in the cafeteria for lunch
insidefox: where r u?
#restingbeachgay: it’s too loud in there, beginning of the year and all, so I’m chilling in the library
*hacker’s voice* i’m gay: Well, you’re not missin much
sasgay: nart blease
cherrybi: N A R T
puppetrye: f u c k i n g c h r i s t
the eldest: ffs, eat your food you children