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“Kai’sa! Want to let us in?” Ahri asked as she knocked on the bedroom door.
There was an odd sound behind the door before Kai’sa yelled back, “No! I don’t trust you guys!”
“Oh, come on,” Evelynn said. “We didn’t lose Sona, Sona just misplaced herself.”
Behind Evelynn, Sona made a face that said, ‘Hey, I did not!’. Then she made a face that said, ‘You guys are the ones that can’t find a stationary child…’. Akali pitied her and patted her on the head.
“Can we see Sivir?” Ahri continued to ask, knocking on the door a bit faster. “Pwease!”
“No!” Kai’sa screamed.
“It’s really weird to lock yourself in your room with a child,”Akali says.
There was a momentary silence before Kai’sa said, “I just want to protect Sivir…”
“This is the woman that can throw pizza like they are weapons,” Ahri says, pawing at the door. “Worse comes to worst, Sivir can take care of herself.”
Meanwhile, inside the bedroom, Kai’sa was holding Sivir in her arms. The child was content in Kai’sa’s arms, even going as far as to cuddle her head deeper into the dancer’s bosom. She was happily enjoying her place while ignoring the argument going around. With a big smile on her face, she sighed happily.
Kai’sa gently kissed Sivir’s forehead, muttering, “Don’t worry, baby, you’re safe with me.”
“Kai’sa!” Ahri whined again, followed by the weirdest foxy sounds imaginable. “Let me in!”
“Jesus, Ahri, you look so pathetic,” Kai’sa heard Evelynn say.
“I just like children!” Ahri whimpered. “I wanna see baby Sivir!”
“That sounds so weird,” Akali muttered.
Kai’sa rolled her eyes at the girl’s antics. However, Sivir looked up from her spot, poking Kai’sa on her shoulder to say, “Kai’sha…”
“Yes, Sivir?”
“I’m hungry,” she says, giving Kai’sa a blue-eyed puppy stare.
“Oh, you poor thing,” Kai’sa cooed. She sighed as she realized that she’ll have to go downstairs in order to get to the kitchen. “I guess it can’t be helped.”
Somehow, Ahri must have heard. Kai’sa could imagine Ahri’s ears popping straight up as she was saying, “Ooooh! You coming out!?”
“Y-Yes…” Kai’sa held onto Sivir tightly. “However, no swarming Sivir or I’m walking right back inside.”
“You’re so selfish,” Ahri whined. “Even Evelynn wasn’t this protective with baby Akali.”
“Evelynn didn’t even know how to hold a kid,” Kai’sa retaliated.
“Hey! I’m still here!” Evelynn called out.
Kai’sa slowly opened her bedroom door, Sivir in her arm. She poked an eye out and slowly explained, “Okay, I’m coming out.”
Ahri’s face was all that Kai’sa saw. The dancer could see the fox wagging her tail when she saw baby Sivir. Sivir looked at Ahri in curiosity, reaching out to stroke one of Ahri’s ears. Kai’sa, slowly coming out of her room, moved forward towards Ahri to get Sivir a bit closer. Ahri offered her ear to let Sivir pet. At first, things seem to be nice. Sivir gently stroked Ahri’s ear with a big smile on her face. Then, in a split second, there was an evil glint in Sivir’s eye. By the time Ahri caught it, she felt Sivir’s grip tighten harshly on her ear. Tiny little fingers dug into Ahri’s ear and the gumiho whined loudly before pulling away, screaming, “Owie! Owie! That hurt!”
“Aw, you’re so strong Sivir,” Kai’sa praised, kissing the side of Sivir’s head. Sivir had a smug look on her face as she accepted the affection.
Ahri ran into Sona’s arms, letting out small cries and yips. “Sivir is an evil child.”
Sona just smiled, gently rubbing Ahri’s ears to console her. Akali couldn’t help but say, “You did say you don’t like children touching your ears…”
“I didn’t think Sivir was evil!” Ahri yelped.
“You let Sona touch your ears,” Evelynn commented.
“That’s because she didn’t squeeze the life out of them!” Ahri cried, hugging Sona for comfort.
Kai’sa just walked past the girls as she continued to praise Sivir. “I’m going to make breakfast so you’re welcome to join.”
“Yeah, yeah…” Ahri muttered. She stuck her tongue out at Sivir, who was peeking her small head over Kai’sa’s shoulder. Sivir held a smug grin before blowing her tongue at Ahri. “That little…”
“You’re really getting butthurt over this?” Akali says with a small laugh. “Jesus, it’s just a kid. How are you getting so annoyed at a child?”
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“I will actually fight that child!” Akali yelled, glaring at Sivir, who glared back.
“See! It’s not just me!” Ahri joined in, pointing at the child. “That child is evil.”
The girls were at the table, eating breakfast that Kai’sa made. Today was a sweet meal: crepes with whipped cream, fruits, and chocolate. The meal was peaceful until Akali started a ruckus. Evelynn rubbed her girlfriend’s back as she said, “Darling, just relax and finish your meal. You’re getting upset over nothing.” She turned to give Ahri a stink eye. “Ahri, eat and be quiet.”
Ahri pouted her lips, slamming her fork into her crepe. Sona reached over to pat Ahri’s head. Akali pointed at Sivir as she explained, “That little brat keeps flinging whipped cream at me!”
Sivir looked away innocently. She whispered, “I did no such thing.”
“Don’t lie!” Akali growled, fire in her eyes.
“Are you really going to fight a child?” Kai’sa asked, wiping Sivir’s mouth with a napkin. “It’s just whipped cream.”
“She’s doing it on purpose!” Akali retaliated, glaring at the child. Sivir just gave her a smug and pretended to be innocent. “Sivir is such a brat…”
“Says you, of all people, yelling like a madwoman,” Kai’sa, taking another bite of her crepe. “Just relax and eat. I would like to eat without someone yelling over my meal.”
Feeling defeated, Akali slammed herself into her seat. She gave Sivir one last glare before continuing to eat. She felt Evelynn’s hand rubbing her knee to comfort her. Her blue eyes looked over at the succubus to see her giving her a gentle smile, making her feel a bit better. Akali returns the smile and continued to eat her meal. It’s pleasant for a few minutes until Akali felt something wet on her cheek and a plop on her plate. A strawberry. Akali looked up at Sivir to see that smug grin again.
That was it.
Akali pushed a blueberry out of her crepe, placing it on the edge of her plate. She then looked around her to make sure no one was watching. However, she made eye contact with Ahri, but the gumiho was on her side. She nodded to silently tell Akali to do it.
With that confirmation, Akali angled her hand, fingers hovering over the blueberry. Sivir stood her ground, watching the ninja like an eagle. It was as if she was goading Akali to do it. Taking that as a challenge, Akali took an extra second before flicking the blueberry. In slow motion, Ahri and Akali watched the blueberry fly across the table and jabbing right into Sivir’s right eye. What followed next was dead silence. Sivir flinched harshly before her face distorted in pain. Then her mouth opened and the sound that came out made Akali’s stomach drop.
Sivir started to cry out loud, covering her right eye. Kai’sa immediately turned to the child, reaching out to console her. She said, “Sivir? What’s wrong? Does your eye hurt?”
“Akali flung a blueberry at Sivir,” Ahri quickly said.
“Unnie! Don’t rat me out!” Akali screamed, shocked at Ahri’s sudden confession. The leader of K/DA just shrugged her shoulders, sticking her tongue out to look cute. “Traitor.”
“Akali…” Kai’sa disapprovingly said, shaking her head. She kissed the side of Sivir’s head before picking her up. “Come on, let's see that eye. You’re okay, baby.”
“I’m sorry…” Akali whispered, actually feeling guilty. Sure, Sivir was being a brat but the ninja didn’t want to actually hurt the child.
Kai’sa left, with Sivir in her arms. However, as they left, Sivir looked over the dancer’s shoulder. The same smug look on her face, Sivir stuck her tongue out at Akali as if she won the food battle. Akali’s jaw dropped and she said nothing as Kai’sa turned around the corner with the smirking Sivir.
Ahri said, “Dude, Sivir is good.”
Evelynn lightly laughed to herself. She patted Akali on the back, saying, “Darling, I think you need to stop picking on the kid. She’s too good for you.”
“I...I...” Akali muttered. Her eyes narrowed and it almost seems as if the neon markings on her skin was glowing, even though there was no backlight on her. Her voice turned into a snarl and she almost looked more half oni and half human. “I’m going to chop that brat up!”
“Akali, you scary…” Ahri whimpered.
“Isn’t she cute?” Evelynn swooned, oblivious to the reality of the situation.
Sona, who watched the whole scene, just smiled. She had just sent a text to her bandmates at Pentakill, saying, ‘K/DA has crazier breakfast meals than us! :)’
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“Hey, Eve? Can you hold Sivir for me? I got to call my dad,” Kai’sa asked, already handing Sivir over to Evelynn.
Evelynn, caught off guard, uneasily grabbed the child. Sivir just bluntly stared at her, a bit of sadness in her eyes because she wasn’t in Kai’sa’s arms anymore. “Um, yeah sure…”
The day had gone by without too much incident since the breastfast fiasco. Akali and Sivir had glare contests with each other while Ahri rooted for the maknae. Sona left shortly after breakfast, afterall, she had her own bandmates to tend to. This day was a bit busy. Evelynn had to answer business emails, Ahri had to make calls to different managers, Akali was chatting up fellow artists to possibly get a collab or two while also having mini fights with Sivir, and Kai’sa dealt with managing some publicity deals.
As they were working, Sivir practically stuck to Kai’sa like glue. They spent most of their time on the couch or on the floor. As Kai’sa made phone calls, she would be playing with Sivir as she talked to agents about possibly getting K/DA a clothing brand. She would play with Sivir’s luscious brown hair, pinch her soft cheeks, and tickle her stomach. Sometimes Ahri or Akali swung by, possible to pick a fight with the child. Each time, Sivir won. Akali challenged her to an arm wrestle challenge one time and actually lost. Sivir isn’t going to let her live that down when she returns to normal.
At the moment, Kai’sa had to call her dad and she preferred not having Sivir around, mostly because her father had sixth sense about Sivir. Dropping Sivir to Evelynn, she left without a second thought.
Evelynn just kinda stared at the child. She didn’t have a ‘bro’ rivalry with Sivir and she wasn’t exactly ‘buddy buddy’ with adult Sivir. She and Sivir were just friends with each other, they respected each other at least. So having child Sivir on her lap just felt odd to her. Was she to be affectionate with her? Or kinda back off and show the kid some respect?
“Hi,” Evelynn said awkwardly.
“Hi,” Sivir responded back with a blank stare. She didn’t seem bothered. Instead, she settled herself onto Evelynn’s lap, resting her head against her shoulder. “Sleepy.”
“Oh…” Evelynn was still unsure on what to do. If it was Akali, she would have been showering her with affection but this was Sivir. “Okay, you can sleep there.”
A small hum escaped from Sivir’s mouth and she seemed content. Evelynn could hear some light breathing from the child. At least she might fall asleep, Evelynn could handle this. It was probably a good idea to leave Sivir with her than Ahri or Akali. Sivir seemed to have made herself comfortable in Evelynn’s arms anyways.
Evelynn went back to working, typing away at her laptop with one hand as her other hand held Sivir in place, ready to catch her if she slipped off. For a time, the two of them got some nice peace and quiet. However, that moment was soon to be over. Akali walked in.
When Akali entered the vicinity, she saw Sivir sleeping on Evelynn’s shoulder. As much as she wanted to have another challenge with Sivir, she was too tired to initiate so she just stared at the sleeping child. Evelynn, hearing Akali’s footsteps, turned her head to greet her, “Hi, darling.”
“Hey,” Akali responded, still staring at Sivir. She watched Sivir’s brows twitch as she slept soundly. “Scamp tired herself out.”
“You tired her out,” Evelynn pointed out, smiling as she returned her attention to her laptop screen.
Akali made a disgruntled groan, rolling her eyes. She leaned forward, examining the child with intensity. Sivir’s small hand lay right on the corner of Evelynn’s chest, an area where Akali considered ‘too close to the chest’ region. She reached out to pull Sivir’s small hand away from Evelynn’s upper chest. Sivir’s arm just slumped down like a loose noodle. “There we go.”
“What did you do?” Evelynn asked.
“Nothing,” Akali said innocently.
Evelynn gives Akali a suspicious look. “Seriously, did you do something weird?”
“I didn’t!” Akali insisted. “I just moved her hand.”
“Why?”
“No reason.”
At that moment, Kai’sa, who was watching Akali’s entire little ordeal without being caught, came walking in with a smirk on her lips. She goads, “You really that insecure, Akali?”
“What?” Akali turned around to face Kai’sa. “What are you talking about?”
“I saw you moving Sivir’s hand,” Kai’sa says, offering to hold the sleeping Sivir. Evelynn gently gave Sivir back to the dancer. “Her hand wasn’t even near her breast, Kali. Relax.”
“Aw, Akali,” Evelynn cooed. “You jealous there?”
“N-No!” Akali stuttered, shoving her hat lower on her head with a blush on her cheeks. “Jesus, stop teasing me.”
Kai’sa laughed, rubbing Sivir’s back as she held her tightly in her arms. “Okay, okay, we’ll stop. Sivir has been quite a problem child all day.”
“You think!” Ahri chimed as she walked into the room. “I miss adult Sivir! She’s nicer. Child Sivir is such a rascal.”
“I don’t know, I think it’s cute,” Kai’sa cooed, kissing Sivir’s head.
“Of course you think it’s cute, she’s your girlfriend,” Evelynn pointed out.
“Shush!” Sivir groaned, tittering on her slumber. She groaned loudly, rubbing her head deeper into Kai’sa’s neck.
“Aw, sleepy head,” Kai’sa whispered, rocking Sivir back to sleep. “I’m going to put this little one to bed.”
“Good riddance,” Akali muttered.
“I heard that!” Sivir snarked as Kai’sa took her away.
Ahri giggled, poking at Akali. “She’s going to kick your butt tomorrow.”
“I like to see her try,” Akali sneered, crossing her arms.
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“Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!” Akali cried as Sivir’s arms wrapped around her neck.
“Spell it!” Sivir says, keeping a struggling ninja down on the ground. She used her body weight to crush Akali’s smaller frame against the floor. “Spell it, Kali!”
“U! N! C! L! E!” Akali choked. The moment she spelled the word, Sivir let her go.
“I told you,” Ahri muttered, watching the two of them wrestle from the couch.
It was the next morning. As expected, Sivir returned back to normal. The girls were having breakfast in the living room when Akali challenged Sivir. The result was this. Akali rubbed her back, groaning sadly to herself. Evelynn was down with her, comforting her girlfriend’s ego, while Kai’sa rewarded Sivir’s ego. The dancer says, “My baby is so strong.”
“You bet I am,” Sivir confirmed, flexing to show off and rub it in Akali’s face.
Ahri sighed, already done with Sivir and Akali’s shenanigans. She says, “Well, I guess things are back to normal. Sona texted me. Nobody turned into children over at Pentakill house, so I guess this curse is done.”
“Thank god,” Evelynn says. “It has been such a weird week.”
“But it was fun and interesting,” Kai’sa added. “You have to admit. It was nice being a kid for a day.”
“Yeah, it was,” Akali says, nodding her head. “Although, Sivir missed, like, two days of work.”
“Yeah,” Sivir agreed. “I’ll go apologize to the big boss for an hour and I’ll be fine. They’re a big K/DA fan, so that’ll help.”
“Worse comes to worst, I’ll hire you to be my personal assistant,” Kai’sa says, making Sivir smile at the thought.
Akali rolled her eyes. The action made Sivir to roughly ruffle the ninja’s hair. The two of them got into a small friendly fight as Ahri, Evelynn, and Kai’sa watched.
It was rare moments like these that the girls like to cherish. As far as this week has gone, it taught these girls a lot about each other and themselves. They were shy, they were reckless, and they were childish. For the first time in a long while, these girls felt more refreshed than ever. It was odd, but much appreciated. Who knows why this happened to them (and Sona and Sivir) but rest assured, it was quite an experience they will never forget.