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You know I always wandered did joseph did the makeup on himself or on other people. Like we cannot lie, he is a master at it. ( this is probably where Josuke got his hair care traits from) From doing shizuka's face to Tequila Joseph. He is just a god at it that all beauty gurus are behold on their knees by his power. Even Jeffree star can't hate.
Now the question does he practice makeup on other people ? Well were about to find out.( omg this is so dumb)
Joseph bored. He wants to do something.
He just got done getting on Caesar's nerves by wearing crocs gloves.Before being interrupted that he has to go to the store bringing back to the state of boredom. He sees the brand pink on a bag of pink that must belongs to his mother.. Out of curiousity, he opens it. All he found was everything that was close or related to makeup. His brain comes up with a idea, however he needs someone to do it on.
His footsteps were heard loudly by him rushing down the stairs with socks his grandmother gave him. All that was done there was furniture,furniture, Smokey playing the switch and furniture. Wait....... SMOKEY!
He rush behind Smokey with a playful of a smile on his face. The one playing the switch felt a presence of a large male behind him. He thought this being was his boyfriend. When he turn around to make sure, he was correct. He was staring at him like a child looking at the candy store's window.
" Jojo.... what do you want from me"
Joseph only raised up the makeup kit to the brown skinned's eyes. His face still with abundant amount of glee. Smokey looks back at the makeup and back at the brunette. He doesn't know what he's thinking or about but he knows hes involved. Then finally he gets it.
" You want to use the makeup on my face don't you?" His eyes look like he was use to this.
Joseph head nodded fast, fast as the speed of light. Smokey sighs and nod his head. The jojo smiled even more. He grabbed Smokey then runned to the room.
He sat smokey on his bed with the bag beside him. Joseph moves his head to his view of liking. He stops it at him looking straight towards him.
" There we go" He gets a brush from the bag and lip gloss from the bag, ready to do his respective work.
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Hours or minutes have, he don't know, Smokey can't either see or have a watch. All he know that this is later. As of this later, he feels the bowl as well as lip gloss going to his lips to make it more shinier to the sun's light. He felt it moving back and forth over his lips until its the way the thick eyebrowed jojo wanted. He stops and steps back to look at his work.
" Oi smokey"
" Yuh?"
" Try to pop your lips for me"
" .......Ok"
A 'pop' sound was heard from his lips making the lip gloss blend more with his lips.
" Ok now blend it in some more by rubbing your lips"
He rubs his lips, making it blend some more. Joseph didn't mean to take it sooooo........... explicit. Yeah that was the perfect word to explain it. As well as aroused. The way his lips rubbing against each other made him sweat. Even the pops he made. Ok that's enough.
He grab his significant other arms, causing the one grabbed to be in shock.
" You can stop now"
Caesar walked by the door, that was wide open. He sees Joseph letting go of Smokey that has makeup, that he didn't mind but a bowl on his head???????????The same bowl he used for chinese takeout. Mama mia Joseph, just what exactly are you doing.
" Joseph, why in dio's name is there a bowl on Smokey's head" Caesar felt like putting his hand over his face, done with Joseph's act of stupidity.
" Bowl?" Joseph looks back to see the bowl, he forgot, he put on Smokey's head.
"Oh I'm giving hot smokes here a hairdo! Just after I do his makeup, which may take while but I'll do it, for Smokey." Smokey kind of smiled at the last part.
Caesar let out a sigh.
" Hand me the comb and brush"
" And take that silly bowl off his head, he looks ridiculous."
More time has passed. Joseph got done with Smokey's face. Now he just painting his nails while Caesar brush his hair. In the meanwhile, Smokey feels kind of relaxed by this. Matter of fact, anyone would. Two men, one your boyfriend and the other his partner. Predicure, makeup, and do your hair for you while you relax?. Oh yes, this sounds like the life most have strive for. The two finally get done. Caesar hands him a mirror, pleasant by the results. He grabs it. The view of the mirror reflects his. He has one thing to say. They really did a good job on this. From the hair to face, they did good. He was in fact shock.
" See smokey, I did your hair far more better than he could"
" What's that suppose to mean. I could do his hair a lot better than yours. However you just came into the room, unexpected. Interrupted me from my time" Joseph cross his arms and pout like a child who mom said they can't get something from the shelves of a store.
" You both did well, I'm shocked"
" Still would've been better if I did it" Joseph whisper before Caesar chase after him, with bubles coming straight towards the brunette.