Chapter Text
A film by Peter
and Shuri
Bucky and Sam are in the bathroom stalls.
Bucky; Yo man, you wanna see a picture of my cock?
Sam: Hell no.
*Bucky slides underneath the stall a picture of a chicken.*
Bucky: Picture of my cock.
Sam: That’s a chicken, motherfucker.
Sam is placing a type of oil on the floor.
Sam: Bucky come and get your juice.
Bucky runs in and slides and his feet bump into the stove making it break.
Sam: Shit.
Steve is talking to Tony. There’s a weird but funny filter on his face.
Steve: How do you know what’s good for me?
Tony: That’s my OPINION!
Steve looks in silence as Bucky looks in interest.
Shuri: There’s blood on your pants.
*Natasha sighs.*
Natasha: Don’t call the cops alright?
*Shuri grabs a tampon.*
Shuri: Here’s a tampon— Wait, what?
Natasha: Right! My period. I didn’t kill anyone.
Clint is yawning as he shoots an arrow. It hits the target.
Clint is on the floor as he shoots his arrow. It hits the target.
Clint is drinking a drink and throws the arrow backwards as he does. It hits the target.
Bucky and Sam are outside.
Bucky: Wows it’s pretty windy.
Sam: Pretty windy. *He sticks out his tongue.*
They are now in front of a wall.
Bucky: This is a real banksy.
Sam: This is a real banksy, shut up. *He walks away*
There now in a bar.
Bucky: Yeah Sam fucking sucks.
Sam: Sam fucking sucks. Wait what?
Peter is looking at Bucky’s arm in awe when Shuri walks in.
Shuri: This bitch empty.
Peter: —YEET!! *Peter throws the arm.*
Bucky looks in absolute shock.
Steve and Bucky are in the hot tub.
Peter: Two Bros chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart cause there not gay.
Steve blushes crazily while Bucky smiles and puts a middle finger up at Peter.
Shuri, meanwhile is cackling in the other room.
Tony is driving with Peter and Shuri when a sign appears that Shuri sees.
Shuri: Road work ahead?
Peter: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does!
Tony looks completely done as he keeps driving but a little tiny smile can be seen and the two begin to giggle.
Thor: Let me see what you have.
*Loki pulls a knife out.*
Loki: A knife!
He throws at Thor and stabs him. Thor looks in horror.
Thor: NO!
*Loki runs away.*