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General Log
(7:06PM)
Vanessa Enoteca: heeelllloooo everyyyooonnnee
Noelle Silva: oh no
Vanessa Enoteca: why, hello to you too, dear Noelle!~
Vanessa Enoteca: well, i'm bored! So let's play a game!!
Finral Roulacase: uh oh
Noelle Silva: NO.
Vanessa Enoteca: woah, calm down Noelle, your magic is flaring
Luck Voltia: Hey Noelle, let's fight!!
Noelle Silva: I could hear you guys going around the base.
Finral Roulacase: eh well
Noelle Silva: and no, Luck.
Luck Voltia: aw come on, please!! Let's fight!!
Noelle Silva: No, Luck.
Luck Voltia: awww :(
Magna Swing: why are you discussing this in the General Log
Vanessa Enoteca: eh, it's not like those reading it will bother us anyway
Dorothy Unsworth: we're practically used to it now
Leopold Vermillion: I'm not
Dorothy Unsworth:
Dorothy Unsworth: well, some of us are
Vanessa Enoteca: anyway
Vanessa Enoteca: come on over to the kitchen, guys! Let's play another game!!
Vanessa Enoteca: and before she blows a fuse, i'll be letting our loud ball of energy pick!
Noelle Silva: hm..
Vanessa Enoteca: alright then, she agrees!
Noelle Silva: Wait No
Vanessa Enoteca: Okay, @Asta!!!
Noelle Silva:
Noelle Silva: was that a thud
Finral Roulacase: i think i heard a shriek too?
Luck Voltia: I'm on his floor, I'll go check up on him!
Luck Voltia: oh my god
Noelle Silva: what happened??
Luck Voltia: Asta was on the floor when i found him!!
Luck Voltia: he says he got surprised by the loud sound the device made when you called him!
Finral Roulacase: dfgjkl
Asta: I'ts okay!
Asta: I'm fine!
Asta: What did you mention me for?
Vanessa Enoteca: Pick a game that we'll be playing!
Asta: a game..
Magna Swing: he's probably going to choose something with a lot of physical work
Asta: can we play smash or pass?
Finral Roulacase: hjytftyjr
Magna Swing: wyou madfe me schoke on my sandswhicj
Noelle Silva: I'm out.
Vanessa Enoteca: holy shit
Noelle Silva: you made him say it, didn't you?!!
Vanessa Enoteca: Noo!!! I swear i didn't!!
Finral Roulacase: why did you choose this game, Asta?
Asta: well, after I watched you guys play it, i'm pretty sure i know how the game works now!
Vanessa Enoteca: is that so?
Magna Swing: watch this, what he thinks will definitely be different from the real game
Vanessa Enoteca: alright then, Asta
Vanessa Enoteca: Smash or pass..
Vanessa Enoteca: Yuno
Yuno: What.
Asta: pft, that's easy, I'll definitely smash
Finral Roulacase: yjitgnbfvg
Noelle Silva: oH MY GOD
Leopold Vermillion: woah What?
Dorothy Unsworth: i spit out my drink
Yuno: i
Mimosa Vermillion: Oh my..
Klaus Lunette: Well that was.. quite unexpected..
Asta: Why are you all so shocked?
Asta: I won't kill him of course, you're crazy if you think I'd do that!
Leopold Vermillion: I'm
Dorothy Unsworth: detrjkthjhgj
Finral Roulacase: I what
Mimosa Vermillion: Asta.. are you sure that you want to.. "smash" Yuno?
Asta: yeahh!! Why wouldn't I? That handsome jerk is my rival!
Dorothy Unsworth: I think he might have mixed up rivals and fuckbuddies
Yami Sukehiro: nice.
Dorothy Unsworth deleted one message.
Asta: what?
Dorothy Unsworth: NothinG
Luck Voltia: di cant sop laughinf
Noelle Silva: he's so open about it..
Finral Roulacase: Asta.. do you even know what "smash" means in this game?
Asta: Yeah! It means fighting them, right?
Dorothy Unsworth: oh my fucking god
Magna Swing: told ya
Asta: why? was I wrong?
Yuno: you're an idiot.
Asta: Why?!
Vanessa Enoteca: Do you want to know what the smash part means in the game?
Asta: yes please!
Vanessa Enoteca: come to the kitchen
Finral Roulacase: oh NO SOMEBODY STOP HER
Asta: why are you all so scared?
Noelle Silva: it's going to embarrass you once you know., and it's not a great feeling
Asta: ?
Noelle Silva: I swear you're such an idiot.
Noelle Silva: you're going to regret saying those words!
Asta: why would I regret them?
Asta: there's no lie in them
Asta: I don't know for you guys
Asta: but i'd totally smash Yuno ;)
Finral Roulacase: tHAT WINKY FACE DOES NOT FEEL RIGHT ON A MESSAGE FROM ASTA
Magna Swing: AM I DREAMINFG RIHGTN OW?
Yuno:
Gauche Adlai: can you all shut up.
Charmy Pappitson: It's alright everyone!
Charmy Pappitson: Don't panic!
Charmy Pappitson: Asta didn't send those messages, Vanessa took his device and sent them!
Finral Roulacase: oh thank god
Noelle Silva: I thought I was being delirious a moment there..
Yami Sukehiro: now that you all had your fun
Yami Sukehiro: get your asses down here.
Finral Roulacase: why?
Yami Sukehiro: don't tell me you forgot whose turn it is on the knife throwing wheel
Finral Roulacase: oH WAIT WHAT
Vanessa Enoteca: Ooh Yess!!! I'll bring the booze!
Luck Voltia: get back here, Finral!!
Luck Voltia: You can't get out of this one!
Mimosa Vermillion: What are you all going to do?
Noelle Silva: we're continuing The Game tonight,
Noelle Silva: in this part of The Game, the whole squad will be throwing knives at someone, this time Finral, and take a shot when they finish
Klaus Lunette: You're all playing? And after the dungeon too??
Klaus Lunette: Asta still hasn't recovered from those injuries, right? Are you letting him drink??
Noelle Silva: Asta and i usually sit out of the games but Asta got the highest score last time we played.
Mimosa Vermillion: oh?
Noelle Silva: yeah, the knives will fly off of Finral because of his magic but those that are not going to touch him no matter how close they are will stay there
Noelle Silva: Asta drank a lot of fruit punch last time and he is quite the lightweight.
Magna Swing: I didn't actually realize that the fruit punch was spiked.
Magna Swing: no wonder why Asta got tipsy after the first sip
Noelle Silva: anyway, the first and only knife he shot at Finral ended up getting so close to his head we literally thought that Finral's magic had stopped and that Asta hit him dead-on.
Dorothy Unsworth: oh my god
Noelle Silva: luckily, it didn't, and Asta was probably the drunkest out of all us that night too.
Vanessa Enoteca: Nooeeeelllllleeee~~~~
Noelle Silva: GO AWAY FROM MEEHFJ
Mimosa Vermillion: Oh Dear..
~!Royal Cousins!~
(7:53PM)
Mimosa Vermillion: I got some pictures of Yuno's reaction
Leopold Vermillion: oh really?
Mimosa Vermillion: him.jpg
Mimosa Vermillion: ohmygod.jpg
Mimosa Vermillion: red.jpg
Mimosa Vermillion: hehe.jpg
Noelle Silva: Behold, the whole process of you figuring out that your crush wants to "smash" you.
Leopold Vermillion: he looks reaally red
Mimosa Vermillion: I know! Klaus and I thought that he was going to faint!
Kirsch Vermillion: You all should really get a life!~
Kirsch Vermillion: Oh but of course, you hang out with those goons, so I don't think you'll really be improving anytime soon..~
Noelle Silva: At least my life doesn't include being some narcissist with no good qualities.
Leopold Vermillion: Woah
Kirsch Vermillion: Excuse me??
Noelle Silva: Yeah, you read that right.
Kirsch Vermillion: Hah! Those stupid Black Bulls really turned you to an even bigger fool than before!
Kirsch Vermillion: At least i can control my magic, unlike you.
Noelle Silva: I can use my magic just fine, thank you.
Nozel Silva: Can you all keep yourselves quiet?
Noelle Silva: Nozel!
Nozel Silva: You're quite the fool if you don't realize how flawed you are as a Silva.
Nozel Silva: You're really just a failure who don't belong here. You should've known by now that you were lucky enough to even be in this group log.
Noelle Silva: Well,
Noelle Silva: Who needs to be in this group anyway?
Noelle Silva: My squad is much more accepting and definitely has way more decency than you and both my siblings combined!
Solid Silva: Is that so?
Nebra Silva: As if! The Black Bulls are the lowest of the low! It's only rightful that you belong there!
Noelle Silva: Oh yeah? Well, guess what? You guys are way beneath the Black Bulls!
Solid Silva: Really? You think that? What do you know?
Noelle Silva: Apparently more than your fucking pea brains can handle!
Leopold Vermillion: Woah, Noelle, calm down!
Noelle Silva: ugh.
Noelle Silva has left ~!Royal Cousins!~
Mimosa Vermillion added Leopold Vermillion and Noelle Silva.
Mimosa Vermillion named the log Cousins.
(8:05PM)
Noelle Silva: What now?
Mimosa Vermillion: Are you okay?
Noelle Silva: I'm fine.
Leopold Vermillion: Uhuh, yeah, that's right. We'll definitely believe that.
Noelle Silva: Why do you care?
Mimosa Vermillion: What they all said was pretty harsh.
Leopold Vermillion: Yeah, i'm actually glad that you stood up for yourself this time.
Noelle Silva: hn.
Mimosa Vermillion: ..huh.. usually, Noelle would take it in.
Leopold Vermillion: .. Now that I think about it, yeah..
Leopold Vermillion: Did you drink anything?
Noelle Silva: Yeah, I played first.
Mimosa Vermillion: ah, that explains it..
Leopold Vermillion: Well, this is a group log with us three only, so if you want to scream about cocky and annoying siblings, we can listen here.
Mimosa Vermillion: Oh thank goodness. Finally.
Noelle Silva: hn..
Noelle Silva: Thanks, guys.
:Marx Francois:
(3:08AM)
Dorothy Unsworth: yo, Marx
Dorothy Unsworth: yo
Dorothy Unsworth: YO
Dorothy Unsworth: YO YO
Dorothy Unsworth: YOYOYOYO
Marx Francois: Why are you messaging me, Dorothy??
Marx Francois: The Sun hasn't even risen yet!
Dorothy Unsworth: I have this idea
Marx Francois: oh no
Dorothy Unsworth: Oh shut the fuck up
Dorothy Unsworth: anyway
Dorothy Unsworth: let's confuse everyone
Marx Francois: I'm afraid that you will have to clarify on the "confuse everyone" part because you're surely confusing me
Dorothy Unsworth: let's rename all the default logs that you made for each squad as well as the General into "Chat Log"
Dorothy Unsworth: so it's a 50 50 thing between their squad log and the general log
Dorothy Unsworth: make sure they can't see the past messages before they type something in it
Marx Francois: oh lord
Marx Francois: May I just ask why
Marx Francois: you interrupted my sleep just for this?
Dorothy Unsworth: because you need to take the blame
Marx Francois: ..what?
Dorothy Unsworth: Well, if you won't do it, guess I'll do it myself, then
Marx Francois: What?
Dorothy Unsworth: I'll troll with Char's squad name a bit hehe
Marx Francois: w ha t
Dorothy Unsworth deleted 3 messages.
Dorothy Unsworth: nothing~!
Marx Francois: how are you doing that??
Dorothy Unsworth: i have my ways.
Dorothy Unsworth: Goodnight, Marx! Sleep tight!
Marx Francois: Dorothy, wait!
Marx Francois: Dorothy?
General Log
(7:12AM)
Vanessa Enoteca: ahh~
Vanessa Enoteca: little Noelle and Asta got invited to meet the wizard king!
Magna Swing: this is about the dungeon thing right?
Luck Voltia: Yeah!
Luck Voltia: it's sad that I couldnt get to go, but hey!
Luck Voltia: we can work together on this new mission!!
Magna Swing: seriously dude
Magna Swing: are you okay??
Luck Voltia: of course I am!
Luck Voltia: why wouldnt I be??
Magna Swing: you never really talk about going to missions and working together and all that stuff
Magna Swing: what has that dungeon done to you?
Luck Voltia: i dont know how to put this so lets just say..
Luck Voltia: Asta happened!
Magna Swing: damn
Luck Voltia: oh also, Vanessa, did you tell Asta?
Vanessa Enoteca: Hm?
Vanessa Enoteca: Oh!! The part about smash? Pft, heavens no.
Magna Swing: So he still doesn't know, huh
Vanessa Enoteca: Who said that he doesn't?
Magna Swing: wait what
Noelle Silva: Guys, the Golden Dawn are here with us too!
Luck Voltia: you mean those who joined us at the dungeon??
Luck Voltia: Yuno was one of them, right?
Noelle Silva: Yep
Luck Voltia: aw man!
Luck Voltia: i wanted to fight him! :(
Noelle Silva: Honestly, these two..
Noelle Silva: Asta's blushing as red as a tomato now
Vanessa Enoteca: hehehehe
Finral Roulacase: dude, you can't just talk about this without taking some pictures!
Noelle Silva: I'm already on it!
Noelle Silva: tsk.png
Noelle Silva: ohwow.png
Noelle Silva: huh?.png
Noelle Silva: fbgth.png
Noelle Silva: egSRyn.png
Finral Roulacase: oh my god, Noelle's dead
Vanessa Enoteca: Yuno and Asta saw the camera at the same time..
Vanessa Enoteca: they're so in sync :')
Magna Swing: hah, Yuno definitely blushed
Luck Voltia: what picture??
Magna Swing: second one, its small but its there
Luck Voltia: Oh, I see it!!
Finral Roulacase: is no one seriously concerned for Noelle?
Magna Swing: nah she can deal with it
Leopold Vermillion: I get to meet Asta later?
Leopold Vermillion: cool!
Alecdora Sandler: Do not be fooled by them.
Leopold Vermillion: what? why?
Alecdora Sandler: He's a lowlife peasant. A scum to society.
Luck Voltia:
Leopold Vermillion: but from what I heard from my cousins, he's a great guy!
Leopold Vermilion: I think he's pretty interesting!
Alecdora Sandler: Believe what you want, you're just ruining your squad's reputation by simply talking to that clod.
Fuegoleon Vermillion: Alright, enough with that already.
Fuegoleon Vermillion: He may be a peasant, but he made it this far, hadn't he?
Fuegoleon Vermillion: If you don't even want to get along with him, just work with him accordingly.
Alecdora Sandler: How could a runt like him compare to me?
Magna Swing: alright, you motherfucker,
Luck Voltia: let's go after him.
Marx Francois: No, you shouldn't.
Marx Francois: I'll stop everything here in order to avoid things from going downhill.
Marx Francois: I will shut this log down for the time being.
Marx Francois closed the log for one hour!
