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therealturtle58
Tiffany is here
Red_Falcon_Me
oh FRICK YOU SCARED ME.
OH MY GOSH YOU’RE BACK
YES
COME
therealturtle58
let me go get chris
koki_the_koala has entered the chat
Red_Falcon_Me
thanks. He blocked me
koki_the_koala
I’m not surprised.
Red_Falcon_Me
rude.
Now all we’re missing is martin
koki_the_koala
Martin don’t be lurking now.
Red_Falcon_Me
he’s straight up not here
koki_the_koala
I know, it’s a joke.
Red_Falcon_Me
but like.
Avvia’s alive.
How.
therealturtle58
Avvia. I swear
Red_Falcon_Me
I am. SORRY
i acnt speel clearly
therealturtle58
no wonder why chris hates you
Red_Falcon_Me
aaaaaand i regret letting you be here.
So.
koki_the_koala
so.
Red_Falcon_Me
we’re missing them two peeps
therealturtle58
martin’s always on though
koki_the_koala
not always.
But now its just the THREE AMIGOS WOOT.
THE ORIGINALS
Red_Falcon_Me
THREE CABALLEROS THREE CABALLEROS WE ARE ALL BIRDS OF A FEATHER!!!
therealturtle
uhhhhhhhhh what does that even mean
Red_Falcon_Me
ITS from a Disney ride. Donald’s in it.
koki_the_koala
ewwww
therealturtle58
Ewww?
koki_the_koala
what? Did you get chris?
therealturtle58
I sent him an email
Red_Falcon_Me
im a whats the word… HELP ME OUT I’M FAILING
koki_the_koala
what’s a synonym of the word?
Red_Falcon_Me
creepy? Straight up the worst?
koki_the_koala
horrible? Horrifying? Stalker?
Red_Falcon
not the last one but like
therealturtle58
a failure
blueberry12 has entered the chat
Red_Falcon_Me
im being attacked. OH MARTIN’S HERE YAAAASSSS QUEEN
blueberry12
YO YO YOOOOOOOOO
Red_Falcon_Me
okay.
As i was saying.
Do you wanna know why im all those words?
koki_the_koala
I do.
Red_Falcon_Me
okay its not that bad but likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
blueberry12
But like?
Red_Falcon_Me
i dont know
therealturtle
Sounds like a personal problem.
blueberry12
no, it sounds LEGIT
therealturtle12
probably just cuz chris hates you
Red_Falcon_Me
i'm over chris. I'm done with him.
blueberry12
me too YOODLEMYDUDE.
Red_Falcon_Me
AAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
blueberry12
why you do this to me.
I feel bullied
Red_Falcon_Me
mmmmmmmmm im da best CLEARLY
blueberry12
Said no one ever
Red_Falcon_Me
stop acting like chris.
Its making me mad
blueberry12
That.
Sounds.
Like.
A.
Personal.
Problem.
Red_Falcon_Me
theres martin! Good. ol. Marti. NNNNNNNNN
blueberry12
Marti? Never heard of that person before.
Red_Falcon_Me
i think avivas trying to speak but we wont let her
therealturtle58
not rlly
Red_Falcon_Me
you know the cryptid thing? About you saying the best things ever?
therealturtle58
yes
Red_Falcon_Me
it was a lie.
All of it.
blueberry12
Aviva just isn’t big brainz enough.
Red_Falcon_Me
i.
Am.
PISSED RIGHT NOW.
blueberry12
ehemmmm.
That sounds like a personal problem.
But why?
Red_Falcon_Me
bye-bye martin
blueberry12
Why tho?
Red_Falcon_Me
you made my ANGER WORSE
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blueberry12 has been added to the chat
Red_Falcon_Me
He can come back.
One you of you tell him.
Im not in the mood
koki_the_koala
I’ll email him.
blueberry12 has entered the chat
koki_the_koala
Never mind.
blueberry12
WOWWWWWWWWW.. BULLYISM
Red_Falcon_Me
you sass me one more time and you will be removed permanently
blueberry12
that’s kinda like bullyism
Red_Falcon_Me
martin.
I dont need it.
blueberry12
why you pissed anyways
Red_Falcon_Me
I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE and i have no idea why so
blueberry12
how bout you kill chris?
Red_Falcon_Me
good idea!
Koki? Do you have any advice?
koki_the_koala
for killing Chris or for feeling better?
Red_Falcon_Me
I. Am. going. To. kill. someone.
koki_the_koala
okay.
Anyways, if you want him to die slowly, stab him with a dull knife and leave the knife in the wound, taking it out will make him die quicker. If you want a quick, painless death put a washcloth dosed with gasoline over his mouth. Sound good?
Red_Falcon_Me
uhhhhhhhh yeah?
blueberry12
if you want another method, you could burn him oc.
Red_Falcon_Me
my nose is squishy
koki_the_koala
I think that’s normal? Maybe?
Red_Falcon_Me
it keeps like moving the wrong way when i move it
blueberry12
wtf does that even mean
Red_Falcon_Me
you know the thingy in the middle that’s hard? It keeps going over that and making a popping sound
blueberry12
mmmmmm
Red_Falcon_Me
actually.
That thing is moveable oops
koki_the_koala
sounds pretty odd
therealturtle58 has left the chat
Red_Falcon_Me
aviva just left
blueberry12
oh well. Not like she was talkin anyways
Red_Falcon_Me
oofies
Taylor Swift is helping me
blueberry12
scoodle? i hate this
koki_the_koala
put an extra t.
Duh.
blueberry12
scoodle???
koki_the_koala
what?
blueberry12
scoodle?
koki_the_koala
what
blueberry12
huh?
do you guys want all my random thoughts?
koki_the_koala
yes!
Red_Falcon_Me
I don’t got a problem with it.
blueberry12
one sec
Squealing is just how my voice is. Don’t judge me.
Red_Falcon_Me
that’s weird?
blueberry12
Somebody that I used to know remix time, baby. Let’s. GO
Red_Falcon_Me
scoodle random lyric prank are you doing? Cuz you’re clearly copy pasting something
blueberry12
I just listened to the most southern song ever. Not country but SOUTHERN. Like, PURE SOUTHERN.
koki_the_koala
it’s from a google doc filled with random thoughts, isn’t it?
blueberry12
nope.
I got Ross Lynch and Zac Efron mixed up even though the only thing that looked somewhat similar was their hairstyles in High School Musical and Teen Beach. Ross Lynch has not changed.
Red_Falcon_Me
it is Koki. Clearly.
blueberry12
We’re watching Shrek and I feel like the universe is making fun of me. It’s purposefully rubbing it in my face. I can FEEL it.
Red_Falcon_Me
but shrek is a god. Why would the universe make fun of you for watching the godly green beautiful man ogre himself?
blueberry12
Life is like a game of Monopoly.
Red_Falcon_Me
except we’re all broke.
koki_the_koala
Wait I have to go, bye!
Red_Falcon_Me
lameeeee cya.
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blueberry12
Babies skin is absorbent.
Red_Falcon_Me
that’s really weird.
Plus. Isn’t all skin absorbent?
blueberry12
A milk that makes you rethink milk.
An orange that makes you rethink oranges.
A hippo that makes you rethink hippos.
Red_Falcon_Me
I don’t think I ever think milk, oranges, or hippos?
blueberry12
Moto Moto.
Red_Falcon_Me
ok then.
Dead memes are always something.
blueberry12
I’m affecting the whole world with the way I talk.
Red_Falcon_Me
clearly.
The whole world shall spend years upon years upon decades upon centuries trying to figure out wtf you mean.
blueberry12
A help of surprise. Me though.
Red_Falcon_Me
tf?
blueberry12
dO nOt LiCk My LiZaRd, My LiZaRd Is NoT fOr LiCkInG
Red_Falcon_Me
but scoodle if he likes being licked hm?
blueberry12
im done putting my thoughts out here. I gotta go. BYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red_Falcon_Me
ByEeEeEeEeE bEsT fRiEnD!!!
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