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loounaah: sami wtf ru doing at a hot topic
saamey: more like what are U doin at hot topic?
loounaah: i thought that was obvious?? im ditching
loounaah: u'know, like the slut i am
saamey: i thot u were a whore?
loounaah: ur rite fuck i retract that statement
saamey: anyways im shopping with my brother's emo boyfriend duh
loounaah: we dont have a brother
sauceyrain: what am i, chopped liver?
loounaah: no ur a disappointment to the crown
sauceyrain: nuuuuh-uuuuh
loounaah: uuuuh-huuuuh
sauceyrain: no u
loounaah: ill embrace my title with grace
loounaah: but ur still a little bitch
saamey: guys no chill out its relaxation
loounaah: no :(
saamey: :(
sauceyrain: :(
she-ra: :(
loounaah: damn shiro is negativity all ur gonna bring
she-ra: maybe
knea: no cuz ur
saamey: NEVER GONNA LIFT YOU UP
knea: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
lissaa: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
she-ra: is that how it goes?
saamey: idk probably not
saamey: anyways shiro do i look like a slut in this skirt
she-ra: do u want my honest opinion
saamey: while i mean i did ask fur it?
she-ra: you can do better
knea: oh hay i get it
knea: cuz ur wearing cat ears
sauceyrain: why are u wearing cat ears?
saamey: because i want to bitch damn
sauceyrain: aight aight i concede
knea: fur it
lissaa: JUST FUR IT!!
aaalin: god please end me
sauceyrain: oh
sauceyrain: hey there allen :)
aaalin: i dont like that smiley face
aaalin: what do you want scary baker man
sauceyrain: why aren't you studying with us
aaalin: i couldn't bother myself to get out of bed this morning
jayknee: oh shit is someone depressed
aaalin: i mean yes? but no, its just really fucking cold outside and i aint ready for that shit
saamey: mood
aaalin: sami shut the fuck up you'd go outside naked if you could
saamey: i mean
knea: ur a nudist, harry
saamey: hey im not hairy
knea: we know
knea: because u dont dress
saamey: yes i do??
knea: u dont even shave
saamey: i could if i wanted to!
knea: what would u shave? ur eyebrows?
saamey: lots of stuff u bitch
she-ra: guys do i look hot
saamey: no ur shivering u look cold
saamey: but also like 12/10
she-ra: guys
she-ra: is that
saamey: a FRICKING LOTOR SHIRT
she-ra: ITS MINE BITCH
saamey: ITS IN MY SIZE U HOE
she-ra: I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ITS MINE
saamey: FITE ME
she-ra: I WILL
knea: guys theyre actually fighting
knea: oh fucdsklfgh
sauceyrain: ??? yall dead or what?
knea: i cannot fucking BELIEVE you two just got me permanently banned from a hot topic
knea: you fucking sluts
knea: i hope your shirt is worth it
saamey: oh it will be trust me
she-ra: yea what the whore said
saamey: im like twelve fuck off
sauceyrain: youre like fourteen sami
saamey: close enough