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-Now if you think a burnt down house, crippling anxiety and two broken legs is going to stop Jake Dillinger from throwing a party you are dead wrong.
-It’s a small party, just among the SQUIP SQUAD, he calls it the Christmas-Hanukkah-Kwanza-Winter Solstice-WHATEVER PEOPLE CELEBRATE IN THE WINTER TIME-party!
-Ugly sweaters are a MUST
-Brooke knits her own and also knits the entire SQUAD pride winter attire. So “You can stay warm in style!”
-Jeremy wears a light blue knit sweater with snowflakes and ‘I’m jewish’ stitched onto the front
-Michael wears a dark red one with polar bears and gets teased for being a coke commercial. He also brings a blue cap that has a mistletoe sewn onto it, everyone who goes up to him has to kiss him.
-Rich wears a sweater with a red front and green sleeves which reads ‘Santa’s Favourite Ho’
-Christine wears a cream sweater with a pattern of stars sewn on.
-Jenna wears a black sweater with HUGE Christmas lights that light up whenever she gets hugged.
-Chloe wears a dark blue turtle neck sweater with a huge boob window that has a snowflake pattern.
-Brooke wears a light blue turtle neck with a menorah that has LED lights sewn into it.
-Jake wears red boxers lined with jingle bells and knee high socks lined with fluff.
-They throw the party in Rich’s basement with Kevin and Conner being their ‘adult supervision’
-Chloe forgot to buy a tree so they tape green duct tape to the wall and string LED lights over it.
-Jake, Rich, Conner, and Kevin spent the entire afternoon baking so there was enough gingerbread men, cookies, and Christmas Cake to last a lifetime. It was all eaten by the end of the party. As well as some totally not spiked Eggnog.
-They pull up the Christmas karaoke and things get WILD.
-Michael and Christine are surprisingly good dancers and everyone is in shock when Chrissy starts to full on breakdance.
-At some point Rich and Jake start grinding onto each other before violently making out. Jenna takes a video of it all and HOH BOY she has some blackmail material.
-Somewhere during the night Jeremy plays the good and classic Christmas musical ‘Falsettos’ and begins to screech the lyrics to ‘Four Jews in a Room’ cause homeboy is Jewish
-They all sob at Whizzers death
-At one point Brooke stubs her toe so she and Chloe spend a good three hours on the couch drunk crying
-By the end of the party Brooke and Chloe wake up on the couch, Jeremy and Michael on the stairs with popcorn in their hair, Rich in a kitchen drawer and Jake in the bathroom, Christine sprawled on the carpet and Jenna went to sleep in Rich's spare bed.
-Hangovers for everyone!