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Tomura Shigaraki: did you get the information, [Message Edited by Admin Mole] ?

[Server] -Mole is now online.

Mole: I thought I told you not to call me by my name, Shigaraki.

Tomura Shigaraki: fine, whatever
Tomura Shigaraki: did you get the information, Lavender ?

Mole: Better.
Mole: Yes, I did.
Mole: On the 24th, the students of class 1-A will be taking a field trip to the Unforeseen Simulation Joint, or the USJ.
Mole: All Might will be there alongside the heroes Eraserhead and Thirteen.
Mole: Attached to the files I sent to your email is a list of their quirks, strengths, and weaknesses.

Tomura Shigaraki: good
Tomura Shigaraki: any students that I should be worried about ?

Mole: A couple. I'll list them out.
Mole: Bakugou Katsuki. Quirk: Explosion. He can ignite the nitroglycerin-like sweat that he secretes to form explosions in his palms. He's good at both melee and ranged combat, and furthermore, he's smart. But his main weakness is his anger. He does not work well in a team.
Mole: Todoroki Shouto. Quirk: Half-Hot Half-Cold. He can generate ice from his right side and fire from his left. His control over the ice is impressive. However, he refuses to use his fire for reasons unknown to me.
Mole: Midoriya Izuku. He has an unnamed strength quirk. From what I observed, it works very similarly to All Might's quirk. Though, he seems to have little to no control over that power.
Mole: Iida Tenya. Quirk: Engine. Embedded in his calves are car-like engines, which grant him the gift of speed. Think a younger version of Ingenium, except slightly weaker and even more stubborn than the elder. He's stronger than most of the students in 1-A, so you may want to put him in a space where it'd be difficult for him to use his quirk.
Mole: Finally... Kaminari Denki. Quirk: Electrification. He can eject electricity from his body. He can produce up to at least a million volts, and he can easily use his quirk to operate communication devices. However, once he's reached his limit, he'll become a weight on his teammates's shoulders.
Mole: The rest of the class is strong, however, these will likely be the students that will cause a ruckus.

Tomura Shigaraki: good to know
Tomura Shigaraki: nice work, Lavender

Mole: Mhm.
Mole: I expect to see my check by the end of the night.

Tomura Shigaraki: i'll have kurogiri drop it at your doorstep

Mole: Appreciated, thank you.

Mole: Oh yeah, that reminds me.
Mole: Shigaraki, just what are your plans exactly?

Tomura Shigaraki: hah
Tomura Shigaraki: you'll find out soon enough
Tomura Shigaraki: just sit back and enjoy the show, okay ? don't worry about it

[Server] -Tomura Shigaraki has gone offline.

Mole: Goddammit, Shigaraki...

[Server] -Mole has gone offline.

[Server] -Fuck you Isaac you newt I do what I want has changed their username to Isaac Joke-ton.

Isaac Joke-ton: last username was too long

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: good for u

Isaac Joke-ton: :middle_finger_emoji:

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: right back at u, buddy

Bone-Crushing Hugs: cmon guys,,, let's not start this today please

Isaac Joke-ton: sorry dekkun

Bone-Crushing Hugs: you're fine ^^

Knockoff Pikachu: hey question
Knockoff Pikachu: whats the answer to # 3 on the math homework?

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: idk i cant help u there

Isaac Joke-ton: it's 38

Knockoff Pikachu: thanks uraraja

Bone-Crushing Hugs: did you at least try to do the problem on your own, kaminari?

Knockoff Pikachu: yes
Knockoff Pikachu: but i suck at math
Knockoff Pikachu: and i ended up getting 732.8

Bone-Crushing Hugs: HOW

Knockoff Pikachu: tbh idk either

Bone-Crushing Hugs: :facepalm_emoji:

Isaac Joke-ton: i can help you with the rest of the assignment if you'd like
Isaac Joke-ton: it’d be easy enough
Isaac Joke-ton: ik i’m not the smartest but math is my specialty

Knockoff Pikachu: uraraka pleeeeeease

Isaac Joke-ton: I can do it in here or over pm
Isaac Joke-ton: so if anyone else wants to join in lmk

Portable Earbuds: hey uraraka can I get in on this too ?

Invisibitch: I’d really like that please!!

Dwayne Johnson: math tutoring?
Dwayne Johnson: sign me up

Isaac Joke-ton: sndjfnfjfjbdbdidodp really??? you guys are interested??

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: as much as I hate to say it
Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: i think im going to jump on the bandwagon to
Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: math isnt my stronkg suit

Isaac Joke-ton: yes
Isaac Joke-ton: bow down, peasant >:3

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: fuck u

Isaac Joke-ton: come fuck me yourself
Isaac Joke-ton: coward

Bone-Crushing Hugs: Sigh
Bone-Crushing Hugs: If you two are going to do this
Bone-Crushing Hugs: Then count me in too
Bone-Crushing Hugs: I swear if I leave you two alone then you’re going to kill each other
Bone-Crushing Hugs: And I don’t want that :((

Dwayne Johnson: why are you two so,,, incompatible ??

Isaac Joke-ton: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Invisibitch: sorry to interrupt but
Invisibitch: has anyone heard anything about an upcoming field trip?
Invisibitch: i thoguht i heard somethin about one going on while i was passing the staff room and i got curious

Bone-Crushing Hugs: this is the first I've heard of this
Bone-Crushing Hugs: maybe the others know something?

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: no clu
Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: kaminari ?

Knockoff Pikachu: bro you think i???? have smth to do with this?????

Portable Earbuds: ur the one who thouht Sensei was planning sumthing

Knockoff Pikachu: that was todoroki tho :/
Knockoff Pikachu: hes the conspiracy theorist

Portable Earbuds: ah ^^

[Server] -Cotton Candy Flavored Furry has changed Katy Perry “Hot and Cold”’s username to Conspiracy Theorist.

Conspiracy Theorist: oh

Portable Earbuds: wait
Portable Earbuds: isn’t the homeless man in the chat ?
Portable Earbuds: we must summon the homeless man

[Server] -Portable Earbuds has changed Shouta Aizawa’s username to Homeless Man.

Portable Earbuds: @Homeless_Man

Knockoff Pikachu: @Homeless_Man

[Server] -Homeless Man is now online.

Invisibitch: @Homeless_Man

Homeless Man: ...What do you want?

Portable Earbuds: r they planning a field trip?

Homeless Man: That’s classified.

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: ohh I see
Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: at the usj, rite?

Homeless Man: ...Yes. It’s going on at the USJ.
Homeless Man: I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

Dwayne Johnson: oi sensei
Dwayne Johnson: when is it?

Homeless Man: I won’t say.

Invisibitch: sensei don’t be like that :c

Homeless Man: It’s for your safety, staff is just trying to be cautious.
Homeless Man: U.A.’s security was breached earlier today, remember?
Homeless Man: I have a feeling that this is only the beginning.

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: but wasnt that juts the metia?

Homeless Man: Nedzu’s thinking that it’s something more.

Knockoff Pikachu: oh... shit.

Bone-Crushing Hugs: But if something does happen, you’ll be there to protect us... Right, sensei?

Homeless Man: Mhm.

Knockoff Pikachu: so there s nothig to worry bout, right ?

Invisibitch: we can handle ourselfs, sensei
Invisibitch: so we’ll be fine!!!

Homeless Man: I hope so.
Homeless Man: Alright, I’m out.

[Server] -Homeless Man has gone offline.

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: aw ):

Knockoff Pikachu: so where’d ujaraka go?

Bone-Crushing Hugs: Uraraka, you okay?

Invisibitch: @Isaac Joke-ton?

Knockoff Pikachu: hello?

Isaac Joke-ton: ah sorry
Isaac Joke-ton: I was building the group chat room
Isaac Joke-ton: a field trips coming up? ooh :eyes_emoji:

Portable Earbuds: apparently
Portable Earbuds: didn’t know up til now tho

Isaac Joke-ton: ohh alright
Isaac Joke-ton: sounds like it should be eventful :>
Isaac Joke-ton: anyway...
Isaac Joke-ton: @Bone-Crushing_Hugs @Cotton_Candy_Flavored_Furry @Dwayne_Johnson @Invisibitch @Portable_Earbuds @Knockoff_Pikachu
Isaac Joke-ton: you guys ready?

Dwayne Johnson: :thumbs_up_emoji:

Portable Earbuds: yep

Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: don’t @ me u nun
Cotton Candy Flavored Furry: but yes :anger_emoji:

Isaac Joke-ton: alright!
Isaac Joke-ton: lets relocate to the gc

Bone-Crushing Hugs: See all of you there!

Angst Birb: ...field trip?
Angst Birb: never saw that coming

Portable Earbuds: yeah tbh me neither

Angst Birb: and aizawa’s going with us?
Angst Birb: this should be fun

Portable Earbuds: ^^”