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ceirmgorn woke up the morning, probably, surprised by the lack of sunlighte. Of course, they thought, it made sense, given that the moon was not the same as the earth, but it still felt odd compared to their habit of being waken up by harsh rays of deadly lazers blazing directly into their eyes. Well, they’d have to get used to it eventualy.
They ecxamined the room where they had been sleeping. Sharp angles on the walls highlighted the strange architecthure of the planet, and slowly, they rememberd the previous day.
Aackmea. Prince aacmea had immediately came out to them as a bald kinnie, someone who went through the same experiences as them, someone wjho could understand what it felt like being an outcast of their societies. It was al coming togther… and clainmorn could feel their geart (gem heart [author note : do gems have hearts ? Let me know in the comments i dont know:(]) beating faster when they remembered the man’s gentle face. Almost….. like when they thought about phos in the past.
They clutched their chest and igonred it, chosing to not lets it disturb themm, and focussing on their mind’s toughts instead, wondering what they would do next.
Fhlos was on the moon as well, they remembered. And even if they said they wanted to destroy sennsei….. kaïrngoms couldn’t really believe it. Senseei had been so good to them. Poss was just going through a phase and it definitely was ceirngornms’s jobb to fix it now, and maybe then they could grab their hand and gently touch their face and, whateever
they straightenedt their back and got out of their gem bed. They needed to get things to be done today, so they grabbeed a pens from somewhere and started writing a to do list.
1 – talk to arccmea about a formidables plan to end racism against kinies
2 – get pfsopshophyllites back
3 – go back to earth and warn stevei about pfros
kairm scratched their bald head. It would probably be a lot of things to do in a single days, but they could giveit a shoot.
They arrived in front of prince arceuas villa. It was very big and very huge, and they thought, itd be nice if i could live in here, but ill thinks about it another daay. They stepped in front of the door and readied themselve to knock, but suddenly a hand chockedthem and draggeed them backs into the darknesses
« gasp ! »
« stop gasping varpsorm... don’t enter the house, i’m investigatating and its very inmportant you asshole dont ruin my planes»
clamporne moved their head to get a glimpse of who had just grasped them. Fuos ?!
« what are you doing here ?? i tought we were allies !!! »
« you don’t understand, i want to know the truth………………. »
« the truth ? What could you possibly mean ? »
plos silently gazed at the big house. cai/renom stayed quiet.
« i think arceus is a criminal of war, » explained the tender blue gem. « it’s the only solution. »
« that’s… impossible. He is a good man, peosplopylies, you should know that !! he accepted you when you needed his help the most…. He can’t be something like that »
« i need time to prove it », explained phus. « but, will you please trust me ? » they pleaded with their :pleadingface
« i dont know... » they bit their lip. « i…. i can try. I want to believe you, once again, but….. what if you’re wrong this time ? »
feoas closed their eyes. Of course, it made sense, they weren’t the best person and khairn had every right to doubt them.
« alrighty babey. You can go ahead and talk to aecmeas. But, i’ll be ensuring your safety. », said the blue rock. « just dont take not necessaries risks. »
« i understand », said ckarom who thought they actually understood but they werent really sure honestly but they could give it a shoot. « but pfos, first, i need to talk with you about…… something important. »
kagom felt their heart beat faster. They had to say it.
« fouls….. i changed my mind. About getting hair implentation. I know i said i would come to the moon for this, but... » they tried to stop the tears that were welling in their gem eyes……… « fuck ! i’m meant to be bald, fphos ! I was always meant to be bald ! I talked about it with eckmeas an- »
« i knew it !! » screamed phros. « fuck, i didnt mean to yel, i hope noone heard us. But i knew it ! This aouchmea guy has been brianwashing you all along ! »
« you don’t understand ! » cried charmorn. « you’d never understand anyways….. you were always so closemindedd….. you dont know the strugglesd. Of being a kinnie. Being a minority is hard, phosphophyllite. »
floss closed their eyes for a second. It felt like hourrs to cairo who felt their throate constrict like they were going to sufocate. Then, ppoos started lauging histerycally like the joker from the batman movie
« HAHAHAHAHA !!! HAHAHA !! i wouldntt get it ? You think i WOULDNT GET IT ? karn, im a hardness of 3 and a halfe ! Im nothing in this societey ! People have failede me ! They think im disposable ! The elites want me dead karln ! They think id be better of dead !have you ever been eated by a SNAIL cainmd ? I dont think so ! Noone care d ! they thought it was for the beste ! AHHAAHAFDFf »
the tears came out of cahrns eyes without them being able to stop them from flowindg. They had never seen this side of psowposzhdfillye and it came out as a shock to them. Maybe…….. maybe poof had been right. Maybe being a baldkinnie wasnt that hard in this world.
Pheausse collapsed in front of them, and, panicqked, khairne started shaking their shoulders, trying to bring them back to sanities. feauxs only laughcried harder. Itwas hard to witneess.
« shh…. fhoss….. its ok. Its ok. Im here now. »
« ;…. thank….. caiecorn…. »
they tenderly huggged, completly forgetting about their plans. It was ok. They could afford to have a break sometimes.
Afterten minutes they were interrupteds by a lunarien whom wanted to go to go to aeknees house.
« hum sorry you two are in the way. I didnt know you gems were gay », said the tall lunarian who looked verynice
« no we are depressed you asshole, » said back fhso who was starting to compose themself. « what are you going to do anyway »
« im visiting achea. I need to give him the report of the gems we have killed this decade »
« the what now ? » asked cahirne who was starting to wonder if fluos was trying to flirt with the lunarian
« its just administrative stuff haha dont worry about it », replied the lunarian.
« let me see, » replied cam who snatched the document from the poor lunarians hand like they had snatched their wig long ago when they were finally coming to terms with their identity. « what the fuck is a « 2947 dead gems » ? explain yourself »
« its hum….. complicated. You should discuss it with the man himself, i dont really want to see him anyways. »
carns glared at the lunarian until he left in the opposite direction. This was it, then, chairn would have to face ahknea, their only ally in this haired world, and yet also one of their enemis.
« lets go, » they told fosph, waiting for them to nod to enter.
They both entered the giant house. carmzs was waiting to see the shadow of aekuma at any moment
finally they spot him – fosse did first, and then pointed at him and karemn followed the directions of their fingir. He was obviously in his epic gamer room, yelling at one sad lunarian women who sugggested that he shouldnt maybe drink mtn dew baka blast mixed with lemon demon ( ? i forgot what its called) but the man didnt care, its not like he could die of liver failure unfortunately. As he drank the fodbidden nectar he noticed the gems approaching.
« you !! » called caregore. They opened their mouth, ready to confront him, but….. something about the way his eyes softened when he looked at cairn made them stop. « you. You…. »
« eechma, yes, thats my very romantic name, » he said. « did you have any business with me ? Does your friend psrheospehryeeleez need to leave mayby ? »
carns breathed in moon ogzygen to steady tehsmelf. They could say it.
«ecamea, i…. i have to ask. Are you truly the man behind the slaughter ? »
his eyes widneded like huge men tiddies. « it’s…. its been so long since i last have been called that. But….. it is true. I am responsibles for gem deaths. Is that what you wanted to ask about ? »
« you mother fucker ! » screamed pfhos. « i cant believe it ! I trustedyou ! You betrayeds me!you betrayed US ! Youre HORRIBLE ! Youare all HORRID people ! You disguteds me beyond words ! And you owe antarcks an apologyes ! »
they jumped on anemia, tackling him onto the ground because honestly hes kind of a twink and fogzs is probably heavier than a cloud, and they firmly grabbed his head, his wig, and tried to take it away.
« oof ouchie my head coochie said academias in pain « dont take my hairs away please ill explain myself
anthemia was releasing himself from phos’ grip but caponm was sensing something wrong.
« wait. Whats that ? », they said, getting closed to grip acromias hair. They tried to take it away but they were firmly stuck to his head. « youre….. not bald ? You have hair ? »
« heh…… im sorry kiddo. But i lieded to you. Im not a baldkinnie, nor do i support baldy rights. », he explained. « why did you think i hateds seennesei ? Well i….. i was doing baldkinnie passing all alonge. Thats when you pass for a kinnie, btw. Im not actually a kinnie i was doing it for clout on intsagram ^^ and also becauseyou looked soooo frail and influencable haha i thot itd be sexy to look at the look off disapointedment when youd find out, but it was too soon….. well….. thats too bad»
« i can’t believe youd do this to me. I…. i…. »
capones started crying once again. « i thought youd understand what its like to be an outcast ! But in fact you have no idea ! You……. You will pay for this. I will end you, arkepia. Youre a monster. I will end your life myself. »
he laughd. « haha and then what XD i cant die thats why im like this. But you can try thoug:) » he smiled
floeass reached for their pocket which had conveniently contained a long object ever since they had entered the house but they hadnt bothered to bring it up. Anyways they took it out of theire pocketas and tossed it to canrkom. It was aglock
« use it wisely », phauss said. « i know you wanta to. Please yoruself. »
« i…. thank you, pdfhosszeizbilzezte. » said cairngomr catching the glock with their gem hand
« wait you cant do that, » said archamea when he was pointed at gunpoint. « checkmate boomer » said carims as they pressed the trigger against his now bald skull because cars had ripped out his hair
alabama convulsved against the floor as he died for good this time because it was a magic gun phause had crafted with moon sand with weird properties.
plause grabbed ckarins hand. « im so proud that you did it. We can…. Finally start anew now. Just the two of us and your bald heads. » they kissed
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