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annoying 1: single gang say hey
aone: hey
atsumu: hey
osamu: hey
lev: hey?
coachie jr: hey
yaku: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD LEV YOURE NOT SINGLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
lev: 👀
Tsukki: why are you asking who's single
aone: because author-chan got a request to do a singles chat and include the lovely justagaybean so she's gonna do that
yams: ooohhhhhh makes sense
authorchan: because why go big when you can go home am I right?
cat: author-chan I agree with that 100%
akaashi: yeah fr fr
authorchan: agh i love you all sm
chibi: we love you too!
mom: ah so I ate sushi today
dadchi: and?
mom: I just figured I'd rub it in your faces idk
yachi: so it be like that huh
kiyoko: and you didnt share?
cat: sushi sounds so good i-
kuroo: brb will be over with sushi soon
Tsukki: it really does smell like sugar daddy in here
akaashi: its a lovely smell
yams: OH
cat: it is
chibi: OH
tobefly: im-
trash: iwachan be my sugar daddy
iwachan: you act like I have money
trash: mr. refreshing be my sugar daddy
mom: can't. daichis my sugar daddy
annoying 2: I think you mean daddy -
mom: NISHINOYA I-
dadchi: hes not wrong
authorchan: I've typed daddy so much I type "da" now and daddys the first word
chibi: how unfortunate 🤭🤭🤭
tobefly: 🤭🤭🤭
🦉: akaaaaasssshhhiiiiii am I your sugar daddy
akaashi: who else would be
🦉: YES
aone: i-
authorchan: me too aone. me too
osamu: i just want to have onigiri and be left alone -
akaashi: also a mood??
atsumu: i feel disrespected looking this good and being single
cat: sometimes life is unfair
atsumu: i-
cat: i also found out its also better if you don't try as hard
atsumu: kenma is it?
cat: what do u want
Atsumu: how you doin?
kuroo: bro fuck OFF
cat: i mean kuroos already claimed me lmao bye
atsumu: fuck
osamu: there you go again hitting on people that are taken
coachie jr: I wish to not be apart of any other group chat
bald eagle: I HIGHKEY SECOND THAT
nightmare: shiratorizawa welcomes group chats
iwachan: ah Shittyawa screaming
tobefly: beautiful.
mom: its interesting to see you all bond
iwachan: hey akaashi
akaashi: yes?
iwachan: you want to change setters? imagine how calm it'll be-
trash: i can't believe you'd do that
🦉: HEY HEY HEY NO
akaashi: omg yes pls
akaashi: imagine the calm
iwachan: you have no idea-
trash: DONT BE A PIECE OF SHIT
iwachan: thats your job
nightmare: come to shiratorizawa academy
trash: SCREAMING
annoying 2: I miss my husband
jesus: im here I'm here
coachie jr: sometimes i forget you all got married
annoying 2: so does author-chan
authorchan: my apologies
jesus: its fine noya is a little extra sometimes.
aone: one of us is possessed by an owl
🦉: w-who?
yams: looks like we figured it out
akaashi: oh Jesus
jesus: i didn't do it
jesus: im bringing holy water to practice
annoying 2: you still have it?
mom: STILL HAVE IT?
jesus: yes
jesus: you dont have it?
dadchi: no
jesus: oh
chibi: author-chan this is awfully long are you okay
authorchan: brb crying and trying to make it the longest chapter because I'll miss it
tobefly: w e a k
authorchan: childhood trauma isn't an excuse to be rude tobio.
tobefly: gomen
trash: tobio apologized?
iwachan: wild
authorchan: thank you all again 🥺😭
akaashi: oya?
🦉: oya oya?
kuroo: oya oya oya?
cat: i want apple pie.