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naruto fans anonymous 👥
hey...guys….so…….we have a small problem :-)
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
what did you do this time
also we’re in a student council mtg so jun’s not gna answer
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
then why are u answering
and so like… i made a bet with the guys
and i lost
IN MY DEFENSE, I DIDN’T THINK I’D LOSE
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
fuk da rulez
and u never win
anyways
whats the penalty and why is it our problem
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
i bet jongin
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
…this is now only u and jun’s problem bye
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie left
YOU BET MY BROTHER?
Junmyeon @kjm01
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae added im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
SEHUN IF IM DYING IM TAKING YOU WITH ME
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
KIM JONGDAE!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
MY BROTHER IS NOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO “BET”
and sehun how many times have I told you to stop texting during meetings?
Why don’t you listen?
Junmyeon @kjm01
LISTEN I DIDN’T THINK ID LOSE
AND I CAN'T TAKE THE PENALTY FOR BACKING OUT
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
THAT DOESN’T EXCUSE IT.
GO CANCEL IT RIGHT NOW.
Junmyeon @kjm01
yeah dude just go tell them u can't deliver and take the penalty like a man
& bcuz fucc da rulez dats y ;-)
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
I REFUSE TO STREAK AT THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME
LIL DAEDAE CAN'T BE OUT THERE FOR ALL TO SEE
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
you call your dicc lil daedae?
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
CANT YOU GUYS JUST HELP ME OUT
JUST THIS ONCE?
WHAT HAPPENED TO US BEING INOSHIKACHO?
sehun stfu
and jun you KNOW you don’t want to deal with the
mess that me streaking at the next game would make
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
...you’re right
Junmyeon @kjm01
cool so who’s telling jongin
NOT IT
im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie
NOT IT
HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae
I hate you both.
Junmyeon @kjm01
Junmyeon @kjm01 ` 18m
If no one hears from me after this… it has been a pleasure being your student body president.
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im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie ‘ 15m
Replying to @kjm01
can i have ur manga after u die pls
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HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae ‘ 14m
no i want it
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Junmyeon @kjm01 ‘ 13m
I’m blocking both of you.
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HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae ‘ 12m
:(
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im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie ‘ 12m
rude
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look at all those chickens ! @osito88 ‘ 16m
Replying to @kjm01
why are you dying lmao ??
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look at all those chickens ! @osito88 ‘ 9m
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THAT WEEB
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‘ im 11 so shut the fuck up retweeted
look at all those chickens ! @osito88 ‘ 9m
@daebydae TURN ON UR LOCATION, BITCH
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im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie ‘ 8m
Replying to @osito88
YES FUCK HIM UP
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HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae ‘ 6m
Replying to @osito88
:( IM 2 YOUNG 2 DIE :(
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im 11 so shut the fuck up @ohhunnie ‘ 5m
u’ve lived as an idiot for far too long. it was bound to happen
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what the FUCK is up kyle @rapg0d61 ‘ 2m
hello? 911? yes i need medical assistance for my friend’s third degree BURN
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HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae ‘ 59s
choke
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fuck ya chicken strips @bbthegr8 ‘ 30s
can't wait for monday 😈
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HI WELCOME TO CHILIS @daebydae ‘ 17s
im transferring schools
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